Actualy Jesus @JohnTorode2
Praise be to whom it may concern. That be me. anal cavities of young fish Joined May 2013-
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The best version of Smack My Bitch Up was obviously done by Prince Charles.
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@JohnTorode2 Of course!!!
I once raped David Cameron whilst watching the Tweenies
Anally violating my probation officer at the crack of midnight (or his crack)
I scratched my rectum I flopped my willy Never quite have I been so silly
Ran into Simmons and set the customers on fire from the cum of my japseye.
Sorry I haven't been tweeting much, I had an operation on my ballsack and I've been scratching it too much.
Went for a bra fitting and it turns out I'm a size G.
To celebrate the tennis, I'm going to anally rape Andy Murray and make onions fall out of his japseye.
Just shoved a walking stick up the anus of a gorilla.
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