JokesForFree @JokesForFree
Reaching Out to Pinoy's Sense of Humor Joined April 2011-
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Huwag mag-alala. Inaayos na daw ng Facebook, Messenger, Instagram at Whatsapp ang problema. Konting hintay na lang.
JUAN: Waiter! Di ko kayang kainin itong sinerve mong pagkain! Ang sama ng lasa! Nasaan ang manager nyo? WAITER: Eh sir, hindi nya rin po yan kayang kainin.
@JokesForFree welcome back to twitter world, tagal nyong nagpahinga 🤣
TANONG: Paano mo sasabihin sa taong sobrang tagal sa ATM na inip na inip na kayong mga kasunod at mahaba na ang pila na hindi sya mao-offend? SAGOT: Bosing, anong level ka na? @allanklownz
JUAN: Dok, anong gagawin ko? Pakiramdam ko ay nakikita ko ang future. DOKTOR: Kailan pa nagsimula ito? JUAN: Next month.
DOKTOR: Ikinalulungkot kong sabihin sa iyo na meron ka na lamang 10 para mabuhay. JUAN: Anong 10 dok? 10 months ba o 10 years? DOKTOR: 9, 8, 7...
SENYORA:Bakit tuwing darating ako ng bahay, inaabutan kitang nanonood ng TV? INDAY:Mam, ayaw ko po kasing abutan nyo ako na walang ginagawa!
BOSS:Bakit ba kanina pa ring ng ring ang telepono pero di mo sinasagot? SECRETARY:Eh sir tuwing sasagutin ko kasi, kayo naman ang hinahanap!
ALE:Mahirap ba maging lumpo? Pero ok na yan kaysa naging bulag kayo. PULUBI:Totoo yan! Kc nung BULAG pa ko may nglalagay ng bato sa lata ko!
Hi guys! I need your help. Please like this link. Hehe. Thank you! facebook.com/photo.php?fbid… :)
ATTY:May good at bad news! Bad news, KULONG ka! May nakitang patak ng dugo mo sa crime scene! CLIENT:Anong good news? A:Normal ang SUGAR mo!
JUAN:Maestro ka ba? TINDERO:Store po to, hindi school! JUAN:Alam ko! Tinatanong ko kung maestro kc mahirap inumin tong coke ng walang estro!
HOLDAPER:Taas ang kamay, holdap 'to! JUAN:Ikaw na naman? Ikaw yung nangholdap sa akin last month! HOLDAPER:Ganyan ako mag-alaga ng customer!
JUAN:Pare, nakabili na ko ng bagong HEARING AID! Mumurahin pero epektibo. Napakalinaw na ng pandinig ko! PEDRO:Saan mo nabili? JUAN:Kahapon!
BOSS:Ayon sa resume mo, wala kang work experience. Bakit anlaki ng hnihingi mong sweldo? JUAN:E mahirap po magtrabaho na d alam ang gagawin.
JUAN:Yung bahay ng lolo ko, bubong pa lang, P200 milyon na! PEDRO:Wow! siguro sa MAKATI nakatira lolo mo! JUAN:Hindi, sa ilalim ng FLYOVER!!
MATH CLASS. TITSER: Kung meron akong 5 mansanas sa kaliwang kamay at 5 sa kanan, anong meron ako? JUAN:Mam, mga kamay po ng HIGANTE? Cool!!!
JUAN:Antapang ng lolo ko, pinutulan nya ng BUNTOT yung leon! PEDRO:Wow! Bakit hindi pa yung ULO ang pinutol nya? JUAN:May nauna na kasi eh!
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