Mark Simmons: UK Tour Now On Sale @JokesWithMark
UK Comic’s Comic Best Act 2022. For Tour Shows & Everything else click here: https://t.co/8MvNj2L8f8 marksimmons.co.uk London, England Joined September 2010-
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Random topic joke | On tour now
Only 1 month until the penultimate leg of my Quip Off The Mark tour. Can’t wait! June 6TH JUN - BATH - KOMEDIA 7TH JUN - HEMEL HEMPSTEAD (SOLD OUT) 8TH JUN - DUBLIN - THE SUGAR CLUB 9TH JUN - CORK - COUGHLAN'S 12TH JUN - NORTHAMPTON - R&D 13TH JUN - TUNBRIDGE WELLS - TRINITY…
Finally getting the chance to see @JokesWithMark later in the year at Poole thanks to @Terminatrix. Been hoping to catch his tour for months.
AWKWARD MOMENT WITH AUDIENCE MEMBER 😳 | On tour now - Details in comment below 👇
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Cannot wait for this guy to come toe #MIllom #Cumbria on 22nd June folks. Get your tickets now. beggarstheatre.com/event/mark-sim…
Cannot wait for this guy to come toe #MIllom #Cumbria on 22nd June folks. Get your tickets now. beggarstheatre.com/event/mark-sim…
🚨Jokes Podcast🚨 He’s known for his dark one-liners, have a listen to find out what jokes he can’t get to work. New episode with @RyanCullen90
Lake District, I’m coming 🔥
Lake District, I’m coming 🔥
Comedian can’t think of a joke | On tour now | Details in comment 👇
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95 Followers 473 FollowingFinally getting the chance to see @JokesWithMark later in the year at Poole thanks to @Terminatrix. Been hoping to catch his tour for months.
@JokesWithMark @RyanCullen90 What was the joke Mark re-remembered 2/3 thru the pod?
This was alot of fun
🚨Jokes Podcast🚨 He’s known for his dark one-liners, have a listen to find out what jokes he can’t get to work. New episode with @RyanCullen90
Can’t wait for @JokesWithMark live at Clwb Crown in Merthyr Tydfil! 🙏🫶🏻
@JokesWithMark Good luck with it mate. I’m sure you will smash it 👍
Just booked for Henley show. Saw Mark many years ago at Butlins. Very funny guy.
Comedy Podcast of the Day @JokesWithMark Guest @DonBiswascomedy #jokesWithMarkSimmons @danwardcomic podcastaddict.com/jokes-with-mar… open.spotify.com/episode/1e9W7x…
A year since my mate Gareth died. I think about him a lot and listen to his music a lot. He was so lovely and so talented. Miss you mate.
@JokesWithMark Whoop! See you @Ketteringarts Sep 18th!
Impossible to pick. The first thing that pops in my head is the flashback to Miyagi when Daniel is in the car after visiting Miyagi's grave in episode 5 of Season 1. But I think the best is yet to come. #CobraKai #Netflix #Miyagi
@jonhurwitz What’s your favorite Miyagi reference in the show?
@JokesWithMark Hopefully we’ll see you in Edinburgh this summer for the festival 🤞
@JokesWithMark Wow you’ve been touring this since ‘22. Has it changed much? Has drunk Tracey been at all of them?
Mark Simmons will be in New Zealand in May at the Comedy Festival! Tickets to his solo shows in Auckland can be bought here: eventfinda.co.nz/2024/mark-simm…
Can’t wait for this. I’m coming to New Zealand. My first time. Hope you like one-liners! Auckland tix now available!
Comedy Podcast of the Day @JokesWithMark with the brilliant @SoozUK #jokesWithMarkSimmons #ComedyPodcast #SoozKempner podcastaddict.com/jokes-with-mar… open.spotify.com/episode/4EOJKv…