Not John Gruber @JonGruberParody
The only person on the planet allowed to discuss the perfection that is . (PARODY account) A carefully curated bubble Joined February 2017-
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Why aren’t we doxxing people in the “alt-left”? Oh wait… they’re just humans who don’t hate other humans because of race, religion, etc.
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I love my job! Read 3 articles and wrote 2 sentances about each. Will I have enough energy to do it again tomorrow? @gruber @daringfireball
Please don’t tell @realDonaldTrump that Chuck Norris wants the FBI job! patheos.com/blogs/friendly…
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welcome to the club, Israel
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Kansas @RepKevinYoder votes YES on Obamacare repeal and replace bill.
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Paul Ryan in 2009: "I don’t think we should pass bills that we haven’t read, that we don’t know what they cost." bit.ly/2qvRQ81
Suddenly the iOS App Store doesn’t look so bad.
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Under this amendment, here are est hikes in premiums for ppl w/: Asthma: $4k Diabetes: $5.5k Pregnancy: $17k Arthritis: $26k Cancer: $140k!
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The New York Times has just posted its biggest digital subscriber growth ever recode.net/2017/5/3/15529…
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If the product is free, YOU are the product.
If the product is free, YOU are the product.
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United CEO commends employees, pins blame for violent incident squarely on brutalized passenger thkpr.gs/eaf21cf6ea34
Hey @united, you remember you’re an airline… right? You can use *other* planes to transport your employees. Don’t fuck your customers.
Easily my favorite response from Apple’s Developer forums.
There should be a word for people who look good in tiny profile pics but when you expand it you're like "No, no - make it small again!"
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Palantir: hey Uber, we got some even worse practices Uber: hold my beer
You just know that @realDonaldTrump is confused as to why so many McDonald’s workers are behind him. #idiot.
Thank you @SpeakerRyan. I needed a real-world example of evil to help my son understand how *not* to treat people. ❤️
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Since the President of the United States regularly deletes his own tweets, has anybody made a mirror bot that dutifully tweets screenshots?
At this point I think @travisk (Uber CEO) is destroying the company (what’s left of it). Time to move on man…
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