Jonathan @Jonny_artist
Portrait artist. Probably having a sandwich. Buy my art at https://t.co/514w6ogJOI Kent. Joined September 2019-
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I shouldn't go to Dad's flat on a Monday. It's coffee morning in the lounge and there's still nobody sitting on Clipboard Alan's left. Anyway I helped myself to Dad's selection of Ted Baker aftershave so I might get one step closer to the urbane sophistication of the man I knew.
QT with a poster you had on your wall as a teenager.
QT with a poster you had on your wall as a teenager. https://t.co/FN7SgqZLiN
Mum couldn't stand Cain Dingle (Emmerdale) "I bet he picks his nose any chance he gets." Dad couldn't abide Anneka Rice "I can't think what she has to grin about."
Mum couldn't stand Cain Dingle (Emmerdale) "I bet he picks his nose any chance he gets." Dad couldn't abide Anneka Rice "I can't think what she has to grin about."
Just spent £36 on five Chinese takeaway dishes.
I bet it's less cold in OTNOROT than it is here.
Actually sunny enough to wear shades earlier. I should smile more often.
3 day festival next week so just dusting off the big boys. Behave yourself.
You know what they say about small feet....
On the train home and full up. But the people across from me are eating a Mcdonald's so obviously I'm staring at them.
Always have friends who have a pub in their back garden. Second only to @Gillian275Gm
I love the randomness of Twitter. I post a pic of my Kurt Cobain drawing: 38 likes. I mention lemons: 435 likes.
Don't forget you can buy prints of my artwork..... #KurtCobain #ArtistOnTwitter
Sainsbury's had no individual lemons today so I broke open a bag of them. Does anyone else flirt with the wrong side of the law like I do?
And in a complete return to normality I now have to unblock the bastard dishwasher.
Yep, can't do anything about this yet.
My cousin's daughter has just got married in Vegas and I absolutely love this fabulous pic of their lavish reception.
Ćh💋ryl 👩🏼�.. @clumsyoaf33
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Mappers @CarolMaps
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It's me! 🌻 @metalgurugirl
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David @David85143837
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𝕍 for Very @hail2thetealeaf
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My lovely horse 🐎 @SueJ1973
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Mappers @CarolMaps
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Grant @Grant_Colgate
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🌳🐈🐈⬛Cat.. @MumbrianSpinner
10K Followers 5K Following Small, noisy, critter-loving nurse. Throws horns a lot 🤘 Frequently outdoors, goofing with the bees 🐝
Ms Parsnip @parsnip45
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Hunstanton @hunstantonsmith
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Jim Corbridge @MrBonMot
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It's me! 🌻 @metalgurugirl
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David @David85143837
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𝕍 for Very @hail2thetealeaf
12K Followers 2K Following Fate doesn't hang on a wrong or right choice. Fortune depends on the tone of your voice
My lovely horse 🐎 @SueJ1973
10K Followers 4K Following “If there’s something you like doing the chances are that it’s illegal, it’s immoral or it makes you fat”. Lover of champagne, “tits in bio”
📸 MR. HANGING ON I.. @chrisbu03352910
7K Followers 7K Following 😸 Just a bloke from Barnsley wi a cat called: Biffy Two Rivers.😸a camera📸 🎨🎭📸♏🌱🇪🇺 🇵🇸 Remembering @BillanyMartin 😔 @[email protected] 🐘
Onken @NonHic
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Lintstein 🎣⚽️�.. @staffsref
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Dawn 🏴.. @Miss_Dawn_X
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Laura ⋆｡˚ 🌬 @shes_magic_LL
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@Jonny_artist I had a Tunnocks tea cake so I’m hardly one to pass judgement.
And you, what poster did you have on your wall as a teenager?
QT with a poster you had on your wall as a teenager.
@Bill_Tasselli @JohnWest_JAWS @Jonny_artist That poster must have made a fortune for Athena.
@Jonny_artist Delicious ... haven't had that for yonks
@BeatingSun @Jonny_artist I haven't had it in decades. It is nice, but a bit too potent for me.
QT with a poster you had on your wall as a teenager.
@Jonny_artist The sun's well and truly above the yard arm 😊
@Jonny_artist I can't drink port, think I'm drinking wine 🥳🥳🥳🤢
@Catarinacatlady @Jonny_artist Love Port, it's our Christmas treat.
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