Jorge, the name I dont respond to. @JorgeCeviche
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I guess I’m more suspicious at claims “adult jokes hidden in movies is meant for the parents since they have to sit through it” and assuming that kids are too dumb to know. Kids read books, they can read a little more into that one-liners that made adults laugh more than them.
Put a Taco Bell in the storefront that Foxtrot Rosslyn had.
The only clip I recognized in a training video.
I want to hear about the shit the guntubers talked about him after they finally met the guy.
I want to hear about the shit the guntubers talked about him after they finally met the guy.
My favorite way I’ve heard someone describe DC: Northern hospitality, southern efficiency.
Awww yeeeeees
Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin’s transfer of duties to Kathleen Hicks while she was on vacation and he was in the ICU also proves something else: Remote work is completely doable even at the highest echelons of NATIONAL SECURITY OH MY GOD WHAT THE HECK.
The Cat Wine Bar in Alexandria, VA is a gem.
The Cat Wine Bar in Alexandria, VA is a gem.
I hate this game at the WMATA metro where people don’t want to pay an exit fare, so they wait for you to enter, push themselves PAST you on that narrow saloon door gate, and act like you’re inconsiderate of their day.
Dear GOD, it only affects adult-aged police officers! One of those designer smart drugs!
Dear GOD, it only affects adult-aged police officers! One of those designer smart drugs!
The Senate sex being the “awakening” for many people. Bubba with the “I am so angry at the state of our country, I saw this senate sex video several times.”
2 guys in tucked-in flannel shirts and vests ordering food: Older Man to younger man: “We are talking about work, I’ll expense it.” They sit. Young Man: “So what do you want to talk about?” Old Man: “I don’t know. Maybe 5 minutes worth?” It’s all “So who do you know?” talk 🤔
text me when you get to hell so i know you made it safely
Life pro tip: If you don’t like a movie’s sequel, you don’t have to watch it. The original film can just be standalone for your head canon. Deny yourself the cinematic universe.
Bro why is the station manager at Arlington Courthouse SO EXTRA. After this, he chastised two women for sharing the fare gate. 😂
Ayyyeeee here we go! Big Brother, is that youuuu?
Ayyyeeee here we go! Big Brother, is that youuuu?
The new #WMATA metro saloon fare gates are easily conquered by… just holding them open? Saw someone in Courthouse grab the door open to exit while someone was entering.
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they knew i needed this
The extended & 4K UHD remastered versions of the ‘LORD OF THE RINGS’ trilogy will be released in theaters for the first time. Starting on June 8.
just want someone who looks at me the way my cat looks at me: full of love and mild annoyance
Here’s the official tier list: 1) @BWI_Airport 2) DCA 3) just walking there 4) cancel the whole trip … 89) Dulles
DMV having 3 decent airports within 30 mins of each other>>>>>>>>
You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me @WashProbs
@BrandyZadrozny Is she trying to say she’s dead? What is even going on.
Unsung hero of the Fallout series. His character was so much more interesting than anticipated. What did you think? #FalloutOnPrime
chappell roan if you see this please just give me one chance i’ll take you out to a nice picnic date and we can go play mini golf at hotel greene or something
The opening sequence of #fallout is haunting 👀 Now that’s how you set the tone and mood….
aw hell naw im never playing resident evil 3 again 😭😭😭
my doctor helped lower the cost of my epi pen from $365 to $63 🥹 i feel so much relief right now holy shit
What a wild update from the Golden Triangle BID to its property managers.
It's actually impressive how dumb he is.
He filmed himself for an entire year just to create this proposal ❤️🥺
In case you were wondering about watching Civil War, they thank actual Nazis in the credits. NGL seeing Andy Ngo and Helen Lewis there really hurts my opinion of @A24.
i’m in love with my new job, the building is insanely beautiful 🏢
Never mind.
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Does anyone want to see the civil war movie with me this weekend? Pretending Circles still exists.
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