Josh @Jproc98

I'm an asshole, I'm not willy wonka I don't sugarcoat shit Joined October 2012

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Josh @Jproc98

7 years ago

I am NEVER having kids😤😤 and if I wanted to babysit 10 hours a day for free I would have my own

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Seeing kids I chilled with and went to school with facing life in prison really makes me greatful for the life I grew up with we may have been pissbroke and hungry some nights but I’d like to think I grew up humble and it probably made me a better person in the end

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Ghost ✫ @KillianTrill999

7 years ago

if your Snapchat story is just one straight minute of you driving and singing along to a song I’m showing your insurance company because honestly I’m sick of it

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Josh @Jproc98

7 years ago

Idk how people wanna live forever I don’t even wanna make it to 21 lmao

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Josh @Jproc98

7 years ago

I’m far from broke ,got enough bread , and mad hoes, ask beavis I get nuttin’ butt-head

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Josh @Jproc98

7 years ago

It’s sad how often I’m complimented for being a decent person like it should be common sense to be polite to everyone you meet? had 2 separate nurses at the ER compliment me and one told me to thank my mother for them

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Josh @Jproc98

7 years ago

Just realized Ellen is the voice to dori in finding nemo

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Josh @Jproc98

7 years ago

Ever randomly see an ex in a dream? Like um bitch shouldn’t you be off somewhere running hell?

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Josh @Jproc98

7 years ago

Just jumped my bike and almost crashed but I mananged to save it by landing on my nuts and steering away from the tree.. I wish I just fuckin hit the tree

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Josh @Jproc98

7 years ago

Why do all the 17-18 year olds look like they’re 25 lmao my ex was 24 and when I met her I thought she was like 19-20😂 I’m gonna have to start checking these bitches id’s

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Josh @Jproc98

7 years ago

No such thing as paying people back in my family apparently over a thousand dollars I’ll never see again but you can go buy everyone TVs😂 oh except me! Lmao obviously the family rooms more important then your son having a tv

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Josh @Jproc98

7 years ago

Someone trying to do me a solid and just shoot me?😂

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Josh @Jproc98

7 years ago

When I die, fuck it, I wanna go to hell 'Cause I'm a piece of shit, it ain't hard to fuckin' tell It don't make sense, goin' to heaven with the goodie-goodies Dressed in white, I like black Timbs and black hoodies

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Josh @Jproc98

7 years ago

Worst part about being a nice guy is when you have to break up with someone! I never thought that id wish I got dumped😂

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Josh @Jproc98

7 years ago

Girls used to call me ugly until they saw my wallet.... now they call me broke and ugly

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Josh @Jproc98

8 years ago

Love my family to death but shit if I wanted to babysit every weekend I’d fucking have my own kid!! If wouldnt want a kid of my own why the fuck would I want to watch yours?

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Josh @Jproc98

8 years ago

Don’t even know what to say about this! I hope that kid doesn’t get the death penalty he deserves the absolute shittiest life possible I hope he spends every night getting beaten and raped in prison until dies