JustShell🤷🏻‍♂️ @Jshell7

Joined May 2009

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Max Granger @_maxgranger

3 years ago

cops defending coal mine get stuck in mud #Luetzerath

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Matt Wickstrom @mwickstrom40

3 years ago

@senatorshoshana That's why my parents only let me watch Tom and Jerry. First date with my wife I hit her with a frying pan

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Beau of The Fifth Column @BeauTFC

3 years ago

Weird. When I went to the butcher this evening to get my 212oz steak, Luigi had tears in his eyes from laughing because he'd been overcharging somebody and gave me my order for free. Then we had M&Ms and everyone clapped.

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Matt Oswalt @MattOswaltVA

3 years ago

today I'm thankful Elon Musk didn't buy PornHub

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octopus/caveman @octopuscaveman

3 years ago

“there’s 2 girls but because of the ravages of socialism, they’re forced to share just 1 cup”

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Pope Fansince @FanSince09

3 years ago

Gouverneur Morris, who wrote the final draft of the constitution, died because he put a whale bone up his dick. I think it's OK to edit the document.

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Christopher @BunchesOfBees

4 years ago

The metaverse is very funny because it’s basically everyone in corporate America being so horny for monetization they forgot to even make the thing they’re trying to monetize first and now they’re just hoping you won’t notice before you throw money at it

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Beau of The Fifth Column @BeauTFC

4 years ago

Remember, moonshiners were the original defund the police and country music depicts cops getting planted more than any rap genre.

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Ken Bone @kenbone18

4 years ago

This is not a story about a dog. Civil Asset Forfeiture is evil. These cops are thieves. This reporter is a bootlicker.

CBS News Texas @CBSNewsTexas

4 years ago

This is not a story about a dog. Civil Asset Forfeiture is evil. These cops are thieves. This reporter is a bootlicker.

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JustShell🤷🏻‍♂️ @Jshell7

4 years ago

Forgot Garth Brooks wrote that song about fuckin a Hot MILF in His Area. Real banger. Really ahead of his time.

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The Ghost of Ole Dale Earnhardt @GhostEarnhardt

5 years ago

All you fuckin bootlickers forgot your roots. You wanna know why we started hot rodding stock cars? Because we were running from the cops. You know why we ran from the cop? Cause fuck em

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Cormac McCarthy @CormacMcCrthy

5 years ago

My publicist Terry says I should write proverbs and not complain so much Very well Every door is unlocked if you pay a man from the hardware store to come to your house to tear it from its hinges and defile its innards with his instruments of blue collar destruction

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Cormac McCarthy @CormacMcCrthy

4 years ago

My publicist is on my case about my infrequent use of this infernal website He says engagement is down and so are metrics and something something who cares There I wrote a tweet Are you happy now Terry