Obi-Wan K(YL)Enobi @KB_Legend

An earless gundark 🍐 A Galaxy Far Far Away Joined July 2009

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Obi-Wan K(YL)Enobi @KB_Legend

2 years ago

Me to the judge at sentencing: Double it and give it to the next person

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2 years ago

On her very BEST day, Clarissa explained like a small portion of it…

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If you’re going to tell me the single thing I know definitively about women (that many if not most of them want three different beverages at all times) is untrue I’m going to start questioning my whole reality

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Gail Simone 💙💛 @GailSimone

2 years ago

P-o-u-t-i-n-e

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Obi-Wan K(YL)Enobi @KB_Legend

2 years ago

I ask this with kindness in my heart, but who is telling these women that their lips look good like that? I accidentally offered someone Benadryl today because I thought they got stung by a bee

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Obi-Wan K(YL)Enobi @KB_Legend

2 years ago

I feel like you have to learn a whole new language to be a @taylorswift13 fan

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2 years ago

Sometimes I can’t tell if people are just being nice or if they really think that terrible tattoo artist is making good stuff…. I get that art is subjective but come on

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2 years ago

I’m pretty sure when end stage capitalism creates a situation where average millennials can’t afford an iced coffee 4-7 days a week that will finally be the impetus for revolution

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2 years ago

Yesterday a 14 year old said I had a “flat booty” when I was doing a plank. Utterly devastating, still haven’t recovered

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David Sirota @davidsirota

2 years ago

am thinking back to when the Brooklyn media elite crowd snarkily berated #DontLookUp for supposedly being too heavy handed and unrealistic

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Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily

2 years ago

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY ROLL THE CLIP

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Obi-Wan K(YL)Enobi @KB_Legend

2 years ago

Damn this is a good show…. Is there anyone left not watching #TedLasso #TedLassoSeason3

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2 years ago

Plz, Plz, Can you accept my invitation so that I can get free cash? temu.com/s/9ye4zMPERqon…

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Obi-Wan K(YL)Enobi @KB_Legend

2 years ago

Know him? I VOTED for him!

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2 years ago

Todays particular version of a capitalist hellscape is sitting in various airports working from a laptop waiting on delayed flights and missing connections…. Love it here

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Candace Kaw @candaceisageek

2 years ago

‘i love you’ ★☆☆☆☆ ‘What means more to me is honor and loyalty and character. These are the reasons I serve you, Lady Kryze. Your song has not yet written. I will serve you until it is.’ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★

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2 years ago

Absolutely no rules at the airport. Money has no meaning, people laying in the floor, totally normal to drink booze and eat Doritos/pizza before 7am… Modern day Deadwood

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2 years ago

What’s Princess Leia’s favorite Jason Derulo song?

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2 years ago

Lady Kryze, you’re song is not yet written, and I will serve you until it is! Literal tears in my eyes, hell yeah @kateesackhoff @dave_filoni @Jon_Favreau @RickFamuyiwa