KAYLA @KB_Reed

Joined February 2012

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KAYLA @KB_Reed

3 years ago

#hotwheelsmonstertruckslive

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4 years ago

I'm feeling pretty confident about a pretty heavy influx of trick or treaters this year over previous years

KAYLA @KB_Reed

5 years ago

I'm feeling pretty confident about a pretty heavy influx of trick or treaters this year over previous years

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4 years ago

About to cover my KitchenAid with skelton & bat stickers. & if my husband, for any reason, were to say something, I shall blame it on the toddler that lives in our home.

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Top Tier Taurus @G5GQ_

4 years ago

#HalloweenKills in a nutshell Haddonfield Residents: “EVIL DIES TONIGHT!!” Michael Myers:

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Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings

4 years ago

we are on our way home from the pumpkin patch. and i got to pick out my very own. it is every pumpkin’s first halloween. so remember to make it special

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me: *watches Practical Magic for the 1,537,382,991,626 time* *goes to kitchen, pours midnight coffee, tries to enchant spoon to stir coffee itself* *becomes sad & disappointed the 1,537,382,991,626 time*

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4 years ago

Sat in line at Taco Bell for literally 1.5 hours just for them to fuck up my order🥴😂 Please god someone go get a job & help the Taco Bell staff out

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4 years ago

The only thing remotely relatable on Cooking with Paris is when that bitch is trying to find an extension cord in her home

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4 years ago

the late-great Colonel Sanders, who said..."I'm too drunk to taste this chicken."

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4 years ago

When even the blind man next door tells ya your garden is a mess this year.. How do you respond? (a) Thank you sir, I had no idea. (b) Thank you sir, but this is my first time owning a toddler. (c) Fuck you & I want my tomatoes back.

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KAYLA @KB_Reed

6 years ago

Only two things that money can't buy.. that's true love & home grown tomatoes

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4 years ago

I should not be allowed on auction websites. I am currently the high bidder on a 2005 Volvo S60 & a 1998 Honda Accord. Beep, beep bitches. 🚘

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4 years ago

I took typing class in high school. & you used like a typing machine? What were they called again? Typewriters? Oh yeah! That's right! What did yall call em? We didn't have those.. we had computers. Well fuck.

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4 years ago

"Who's that old guy? Plays piano? Gray hair?" ......

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4 years ago

Drinking beer & introducing my grandad to Sir-Mix-A-Lot🍻

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4 years ago

Did yall know there were only TWO seasons of Lizzie McGuire?! why does my brain remember it being on forever???

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4 years ago

I would like to make a ✨very special✨ announcement: Grottoes Food Lion is once again carrying the Spaghettios with franks. Praise the lord they finally got some sense. It has been too long since I've had a good ole can of skettios.

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5 years ago

A NEW SEASON OF TRASH TRUCK IS COMING TO NETFLIX IN LIKE 3 WEEKS! My prayers have been answered. Mac & I cannot keep watching the same content day in & day out.