KamalaHarris'Conscience @KDogsConscience

Just a bad bitch tryna live my life Joined August 2020

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Ray Kump @RayKump

4 years ago

My Cousin Gregg just called me an SJW because I asked him to stop moterboating his mother who has Alzheimer’s.

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California will let a man with 15 knives and a c-section scar pitch a tent in your front yard, and then smoke crack while he throws wads of burning trash at your house until he accidentally lights it on fire…but they won’t let Brittany Spears live in a house by herself.

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Ray Kump @RayKump

4 years ago

My ex wife’s new husband keeps texting me Pepe The Frog memes and bragging that he doesn’t eat pussy, and I just keep responding “How’s my son? I miss him.”

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Ray Kump @RayKump

4 years ago

Just broke my leg trying to jerk off on a Peloton.

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Ray Kump @RayKump

4 years ago

My dad just started screaming about how he’s being “Nailed to the cross by the woke mob” because we asked him not to smoke weed at my son’s funeral.

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Ray Kump @RayKump

4 years ago

Bring your own bed frame if it’s so goddamn important to you.

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Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

5 years ago

I will be making a statement tonight. A big WIN!

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KamalaHarris'Conscience @KDogsConscience

5 years ago

#DefundHospitals

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KamalaHarris'Conscience @KDogsConscience

5 years ago

#BodyCamsOnDoctors #ChemistsAreTerrorists

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KamalaHarris'Conscience @KDogsConscience

5 years ago

A couple months ago a girl farted on me and laughed. Now I’m gay, and i'd like to sue. Does anybody know a lawyer who handles this kinda stuff?

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KamalaHarris'Conscience @KDogsConscience

5 years ago

JoJo Siwa tried to hang herself with a nerds rope and the medias not reporting it

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KamalaHarris'Conscience @KDogsConscience

5 years ago

I try to burn down my ex girlfriends house and now I gotta meet with Miss Linda twice a week but these color folk light up a kohls and call it activism #WhiteRacism

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KamalaHarris'Conscience @KDogsConscience

5 years ago

They said time heals all but I’m depressed and still have chlaymdia, what gives?

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KamalaHarris'Conscience @KDogsConscience

5 years ago

Last Thanksgiving my grandmother threw gravy all over my Aunt Eileen and made her do 10 our fathers on the porch cause she said Jesus was a Jew

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KamalaHarris'Conscience @KDogsConscience

5 years ago

Sweet potatoes are just regular potatoes with weak fathers

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KamalaHarris'Conscience @KDogsConscience

5 years ago

I dont think Irish people get made fun of enough. They’re generally fat dumb close minded alcoholic religious fundamentalists whose heroes are pedophiles, but to be fair, potatoes ARE very versatile.

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KamalaHarris'Conscience @KDogsConscience

5 years ago

“Have you ever seen little people big world” uhhhh have you ever heard of CGI? I know the Rollof’s very well. Midget pumpkin farmers??? Faker than the Gulf of Tonkin