KJSegall (not a parody) @KJSegall
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Mac is making LEGIT throws man, that dig to Bourne, the comeback on 2nd down backed up deep on their 2nd TD drive, etc. This isn’t purely dink and dunk nonsense you’re generally used to having when backup QBs have good stat lines. I’m a little taken aback right now
I couldn't have told you Joe Huber was even on this team TBH
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All the new Oline hype all off season just for it to be LT Christian Darrisaw LG Joe Huber C Blake Brandel RG Will Fries RT Justin Skule By week 5 lmao
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We gotta be one of the most cursed franchises in pro sports yet theres no identifiable cause for said curse, insane
As terrible as this is for us, this should be terrifying for friends and family of Kelly. Maybe he should call it a career.
As terrible as this is for us, this should be terrifying for friends and family of Kelly. Maybe he should call it a career.
Neat. Rodgers gets to win his last game against us. GDI
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I love admitting when I’m wrong bc it gives me a break from always being right like finally
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What it’s like being a Vikings fan
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WIN OR LOSE ITS ALWAYS A RIDE 😂
"They will pull Wentz in favor of Brosmer to start Q4 because the score is 48-10" would have been a super upsetting thing to hear yesterday
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Vikings have the best player in the league
We can't have nice offensive lines
Gonna still be technically true once you subtract all the penalty yards
Gonna still be technically true once you subtract all the penalty yards
BIG COCK AND BALLS WILLIAM!!!! Wait sorry, what were y'all calling him?
How desperate are you to have Chase effectively playing returner in week 3
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Vikings' offensive yards: 84 Bengals' offensive yards: 77 Isaiah Rogers' defensive return yards: 153
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Minnesota Vikings touchdowns through 2.5 games: Isaiah Rodgers - 2 J.J. McCarthy - 1 Josh Oliver - 1 Justin Jefferson - 1 Aaron Jones - 1
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