Kelsey S @KSkogs2113
I'm pretty sure I'm hilarious Joined June 2009-
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Humility. Humor. Grace. And a little cheek. I can’t believe people are even considering the alternative. This is awesome.
Humility. Humor. Grace. And a little cheek. I can’t believe people are even considering the alternative. This is awesome.
Only on Twitter to say that @MisterWives new album is *chef’s kiss* 🤌🏻💋
We have reached the point where Republican elected officials are pushing for bans on LGBTQ books but encouraging all to read books by Hitler, Stalin, and Mao.
We have reached the point where Republican elected officials are pushing for bans on LGBTQ books but encouraging all to read books by Hitler, Stalin, and Mao.
Please recall that no same-sex couple has ever sought to engage Lorie Smith's business to create a wedding for their website; this case is built entirely on hypotheticals; there are essentially no facts. The decision's scope is ambiguous and uncertain. supremecourt.gov/opinions/22pdf…
"You say yes, and you never do it" Mel Brooks on dealing with studio executives...
The whole "we were tolerant of LGBTQ people until you starting coming for our kids" narrative is especially ridiculous when you remember that gay marriage was illegal — including bans in the constitution of 30 states — until the Supreme Court ruled on Obergefell 8 years ago today
.@jordanklepper weighs in on Andrew Tate and calls for a re-examination of masculinity. #LongStoryShort
🎶 I’m a bitch I’m an orca Sinking yachts Just off Majorca I’m a sinner I’m a whale Imma hit you with my tail
The tease, the trailer, the poster!!! I’m undone. So so proud of this show✨ Survival of the Thickest only on Netflix July 13th✨
This is @MichelleButeau Stan account and this show bout to be LIT!!!🔥🔥
This is @MichelleButeau Stan account and this show bout to be LIT!!!🔥🔥
A Moms for Liberty newsletter quotes Hitler. If you're still wondering why SPLC labeled them a hate group. indystar.com/story/news/202…
Math and reading scores among America’s 13-year-olds fell to their lowest levels in decades, with math scores plunging by the largest margin ever recorded, according to the results of a test known as the nation’s report card. trib.al/eseIqJ6
NEW: A majority of OBGYNs say the overturning of Roe v. Wade last summer is linked to more maternal deaths, according to a new survey. trib.al/uHzjz6O
Like I said
I would do unspeakable things for the Roy tie-dye
I would do unspeakable things for the Roy tie-dye
“Teachers are indoctrinating our kids to get gender reassignment surgery!” I struggle to get your kids to hand in work on time and put their phones away. I think you overstate our powers of persuasion.
'Gendered oldism', 'youngism', 'middle-ageism'...We found no age was the right age to be a woman leader. There was always an age-based excuse to not take women seriously, to discount their opinions, or to not hire or promote them.' @amydiehl @leannedz hbr.org/2023/06/women-…
Natalie_Clark @NatalieCla7020
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Roshith @Roshith32881
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Jeremy Renner @jeremyrenner_ea
2K Followers 3K Following RennerVation Foundation SweetgrassVodka "Love and Titanium" EP COMING SOON....
pappychase @pappychase991
2 Followers 256 Following
NOH8 Campaign @NOH8Campaign
793K Followers 430K Following Putting a face to the fight for equality! Join us in taking a stand against bullying and discrimination. #NOH8 #NOH8Worldwide
Emily Baldwin @EmilyxvBaldwin
37 Followers 880 Following Lured the best beauties from all US states 😳 They are ready to meet Some have naked profile photos! Watching this https://t.co/qk8017aRqC
Dom H @EGHalcyonGays
179 Followers 195 Following I said ''I love you''; you say nothing back. I would stay forever if you say ''don't go''... but you won't
Jan 🧜🏻♀️ @goulddiggaz
1K Followers 1K Following Proud Goulddigger since 2014 // met Ellie 31.05.2017, 28.11.2018, 08.05.2019, 07.04.2022, 07.02.2023, 08.02.2023, 07.04.2023 & 07.11.2023. (he/him)
Frank Brown @FrankBr05713205
3K Followers 5K Following Automotive Technology Instructor - Automotive Technician Pro-life, conservative, traditionalist, amateur scientist, love old cars, restore old electronics.
Mrs. Rockwell-Wardlow @chrisrockward
2K Followers 4K Following she/her•11th & 12th ELA/AP Lit•LGBTQIA+ Teacher•MCVSD Diversity & Equity Coach•MAST ‘21-‘22 TOTY•pro student•pro equity•I love my job•views expressed are my own
Spiritual healing for.. @spiristual
7 Followers 121 Following IFA TEACHER/Palm Reading🔮Tarot Reader🪬 selling of spiritual item👾(VIDEO CALL)📿ODU IFA
Hayley Kiyoko @HayleyKiyoko
528K Followers 3K Following 'somewhere between the sand and the stardust' is out now 🌈 #1 NYT Bestseller Girls Like Girls the novel available now!
education admn know-i.. @edu_admn_fails
34 Followers 18 Following bringing to light all the things we teachers wish we could say to our school administrators.
Chikaya @chikayaworld
4K Followers 5K Following Singer/Songwriter ✍🏽 @sonymusic @21_nhg @loudkult @friendsoffriends 📡@radio_wigwam DJ & Presenter 📀A&R Scout 📧Bookings: [email protected]
Cᴀsᴇʏ♡🦋 @CaseyAstburyxx
40K Followers 26K Following Mᴀᴍᴀ Tᴏ Cᴀʀᴛᴇʀ,Cᴀᴇsᴏɴ&Cᴀʟᴀʏᴀ♡⋒ TWFᴀᴍɪʟʏAʟᴡᴀʏs♡ 4/6TʜᴇWᴀɴᴛᴇᴅFᴏʟʟᴏᴡs
Maddie Lambert @Maddielambert01
14 Followers 152 Following
thicc legolas @pete_cio
142 Followers 748 Following how the hell has milwaukee's best been able to avoid false advertising charges from the FCC for all of these years
Ali Smith @alijohnson7568
4 Followers 161 Following Lesbian single female looking for another single lesbian female
Jay McGuiness @JayMcGuiness
671K Followers 5K Following Fantasy debut Blood Flowers is available in bookshops now. 📕 Come see me & the squad perform 2:22 A Ghost Story in theatres across the UK. 👻 Send memes.
TheBachBabes @TheBachBabes
20K Followers 11K Following We’re making Bach Nation better one tweet at a time. xoxo #TheBachelorette #TheBachelor #BachelorInParadise SPOILER FREE ZONE!
Steven Morris @StevenM62338018
3 Followers 97 Following proudly dad of all USA army I respect my integrity ❣️
Jeremy Renner @JermyRnner
469 Followers 5K Following RennerVation Foundation - SweetgrassVodka - "Love and Titanium" EP out NOW !!
Nadia Pelletier @Nadia_Pelletier
340 Followers 625 Following ☆ Actor, Singer, Comedian. OH MY. ☆ Currently: Voice of ‘Cleo’ in the audio-series “Hook Up State of Mind”, on @spotify! ☆ IG: @_nadiapelletier she/her
SaraBeth @SBSwags
148K Followers 153K Following Music Maker. Baylor Bear. Coffee Lover. Dog Mom. #CMchattys Must Follow Female Artist. John 1:16. Insta & TikTok - @SaraBethTX
Camellia Cosmetics @CamelliaCarly
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Lauriewiersema @lauriewiersema
4 Followers 42 Following
NP Mirm @St_Mercu
42 Followers 360 Following ||*i'm is nothing,, but i hope someday to be a something*|| ||Keep spirit & still survive||be (Humble, Nice, Honest)|| & ||Have A Nice Day||
Mobile Food Conf @MobileFoodConf
3K Followers 7K Following The Columbus Mobile Food Conference NOW Learn Mobile Food https://t.co/1Q7761udaI
Molly Gathman RE @movinwithmolly
20 Followers 82 Following Realtor for Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices Starck Real Estate
karthik @KathiKarthik7
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Sabeena @Sabeena66428403
18 Followers 150 Following
Bitesizekiwi @1990_012399
26 Followers 92 Following No For Bullshit...Imma Ass Bitch Stay Solo No New Friends Dese Bitches Cant Stand Me How Bout I Get Dem A Sit
Feliks Jefferson @lilohoranym
143 Followers 697 Following It�s the good girls who keep diaries; the bad girls never have the time ?? Camarena&Mahomie
Nemanja Kurcubic @newMan011
10 Followers 135 Following
Katrina 🖤🤍💜 @teatimewkatrina
78 Followers 426 Following she/her. I like a lot of British Music and TV Shows, Books, Geography. Take That, Hurts, Girls Aloud are my top faves. Ace.
Maggie W @mag_wit_21
11 Followers 37 Following High school math teacher. Runner. Catholic. University of Illinois grad.
Mike and Joe @mikeandjoe
2K Followers 2K Following Facebook: https://t.co/6DVcmk3fNW Instagram: https://t.co/jGolFfASOp Snapchat: MIKEandJOErock
Eat St. @EatStTweet
24K Followers 8K Following We're here to help you find the best street food across North America on TV, the web and on your iPhone! #EatStTV #EatStApp
Time to Morp | AVAILA.. @TeamHalfBeard
2K Followers 506 Following Indie developers, who released “Time to Morp” - a game about weird and quirky creatures! Play Time to Morp NOW ON STEAM♥⬇
Pilo and the Holobook @pilo_game
3K Followers 28 Following An upcoming charming adventure game for PC and Switch 🕹️Play the DEMO on Steam: https://t.co/aDlWLrEgs1
Rest Here @REST_HERE_STS
713 Followers 95 Following Dive into a boundless open-world adventure, from cozy taverns to daring kingdom conquests. by @Heliquackter
Palia @playPalia
129K Followers 39 Following Build a life with friends in our cozy sim set in a high fantasy world! ✨Play now on PC, Epic, Steam, and Nintendo Switch✨ 🦋ESRB: E10+
Dom H @EGHalcyonGays
179 Followers 195 Following I said ''I love you''; you say nothing back. I would stay forever if you say ''don't go''... but you won't
Tomas Pueyo @tomaspueyo
336K Followers 548 Following Understand deeply how the world works today to navigate the world of tomorrow. Join 80k ppl in my free newsletter:
Lauren Book @LeaderBookFL
34K Followers 4K Following Advocate | Educator | Mom | @flsenatedems Senate Democratic Leader 2021-24 | Learn more: https://t.co/dwQtYPIQy2
ChefShota @ChefShota
3K Followers 67 Following 🇯🇵 Japan ➡️ US 🥡 @takuseattle ✨James Beard Semi Finalist 2018/2019/2020 🔥Currently competing on @bravotopchef 🔥
tiffani faison @tiffanifaison
10K Followers 2K Following
Trevor Noah @Trevornoah
11.8M Followers 513 Following Comedian from South Africa. I was in the crowd when Rafiki held Simba over the edge of the cliff, like an African Michael Jackson.
Moonfrost @MoonfrostGame
32K Followers 250 Following 👩🌾 Farm 🔨Build 🐮 Nurture 🗺️ Explore 🙌 Developed by @OxalisGames ⬇️Sign Up Today
Littlelands🌿 @Littlelands
7K Followers 4 Following Big little adventures await. An action-adventure game (in-development) by @HyperMegaPixel and @creamerkylec
Brett Goldstein @brettgoldstein
300K Followers 2K Following Actor. Writer. Comic. Swimmer. Ted Lasso. Shrinking. Soulmates. SuperBob. Adult Life Skills. Drifters. Anything to avoid a dinner party. IG: mrbrettgoldstein
TizzyEnt @TizzyEnt
589K Followers 2K Following Director & Editor for TV, Films & Music Videos. Winner of things you’ve never heard of. Project Greenlight Greenies nominee.
Charlotte Clymer 🇺.. @cmclymer
392K Followers 7K Following Writer. Lesbian. Texan. Veteran. Hoya. She. Jesus fan. |Rep: @lynnjohnstonlit | @GUPolitics | [email protected] | subscribe: https://t.co/zZjhwNRmqL #BLM
Jan 🧜🏻♀️ @goulddiggaz
1K Followers 1K Following Proud Goulddigger since 2014 // met Ellie 31.05.2017, 28.11.2018, 08.05.2019, 07.04.2022, 07.02.2023, 08.02.2023, 07.04.2023 & 07.11.2023. (he/him)
out of context abbott.. @abbottnocontext
123K Followers 16 Following what it do baby-boos? • spoilers
Mrs. Rockwell-Wardlow @chrisrockward
2K Followers 4K Following she/her•11th & 12th ELA/AP Lit•LGBTQIA+ Teacher•MCVSD Diversity & Equity Coach•MAST ‘21-‘22 TOTY•pro student•pro equity•I love my job•views expressed are my own
Verity Holloway @Verity_Holloway
13K Followers 3K Following Strange fiction, weird history. Lost member of the PRB. Marfan syndrome. Will-o’-the-wisp. Victorians, folklore, bad medicine. THE OTHERS OF EDENWELL out now.
Moonstone Island - Co.. @Moonstone_game
53K Followers 883 Following A creature-collecting life-sim from Studio Supersoft & @rawfury ✨ On Steam & coming to Switch 🌷 SPRING 2024🌷 Discord: https://t.co/pHZhhDtYW5
Lakota Man @LakotaMan1
531K Followers 19K Following Oglala Lakota —Enrolled at Pine Ridge, S.D. — “The earth sings her revolution, she calls brave men and women to her defense.” — The only easy day was yesterday.
Chibig | 📦💫 Mik.. @chibigstudio
31K Followers 3K Following Making games: - Mika and the Witch's Mountain 🧹 - Elusive 🤏
Rihanna @rihanna
108.0M Followers 969 Following
Katrina 🖤🤍💜 @teatimewkatrina
78 Followers 426 Following she/her. I like a lot of British Music and TV Shows, Books, Geography. Take That, Hurts, Girls Aloud are my top faves. Ace.
education admn know-i.. @edu_admn_fails
34 Followers 18 Following bringing to light all the things we teachers wish we could say to our school administrators.
Revolving_Door_Admin @RAD_is_awesome
17K Followers 40 Following Mocking Revolving Door Admins who suck-up to board members and any admin on a higher rung. Shifting the paradigm through egregious use of acronyms and eduspeak.
Jon Stewart @jonstewart
1.7M Followers 2 Following
eco sister @hiitaylorblake
775K Followers 515 Following #BLACKLIVESMATTER // https://t.co/pCJ2hEKgHl
Hayley Kiyoko @HayleyKiyoko
528K Followers 3K Following 'somewhere between the sand and the stardust' is out now 🌈 #1 NYT Bestseller Girls Like Girls the novel available now!
Becca Tilley @beccatilley5
204K Followers 286 Following Olive Garden is fine dining. Business inquiries: [email protected]
Justin Warner @EatFellowHumans
65K Followers 2K Following I make interesting food for interested people. Chef of Heroes/Hero of Chefs for @marvel. One time I won Food Network Star season 8.
Miss Michelle Buteau @MichelleButeau
57K Followers 3K Following ✨Just type my name in the search engine on Netflix boo✨
Honest Teacher Vibes @honesteachvibes
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ConcernedApe @ConcernedApe
1.2M Followers 93 Following creator of Stardew Valley -- working on "Haunted Chocolatier"
cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers
2.2M Followers 171 Following Good cats being workers • Unionized • Mascot @JobertTheCat • Takedown/credit/submissions: [email protected]
petfinder names @petfindernames
377K Followers 9 Following animals with unconventional names / created by @420insidejob & co-managed by @nicolejusttweet / DM submissions. / Business Inquiries: [email protected]It's the 8th anniversary of Stardew Valley. Thank you for all the support over the years! Today I am announcing the PC Release date for the 1.6 update: --March 19th--. Console & Mobile will follow as soon as possible.
If you believe there is such a thing as ‘cultural appropriation.’ Then certainly this gentleman is guilty of ‘gender appropriation.’
shout out my gays in the writers room!
Stacey Slater’s granddaughter is named after Charli XCX
Do any other teachers suffer majorly with anxiety? It’s not a great combination, especially going back after 6 weeks off 😵💫
I would simply feed this man concentrated chicken soup on his ice cream and cherry pie filling on his spaghetti until he no longer had the strength to believe in god
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I repost this every single time I see Andrew Tate trending. Best burn ever.
Too much!!! ❤️🙌🏻
Nearly two weeks ago, DeWanna Bonner and Alyssa Thomas announced their engagement. Today, they became the second pair of WNBA teammates ever with a 30-pt game and a triple-double in the same game. Power couple 💪 | 📸: @athomas_25
We need to stop making billionaires powerful. Hoarding wealth does not equal being smart. Jesus. This megalomaniac must be stopped.
NYT reports that Elon Musk personally thwarted a Ukrainian military operation he disapproved of. nytimes.com/interactive/20…
So at my cousin’s wedding they got everyone to draw a picture of themselves and made it into a lovely tea towel as a souvenir. Everyone else understood the brief. Me… well this is how I chose to represent myself…
Another gig another record broken, Ed in #Chicago broke the all time attendance record at Solider Field 73,000 people singing along! #EdSheeran #Drums #Drummer #USA
Wow 📸
“Chicago! We’ve broken the ticket record for tonight. This is the largest concert that’s ever been here. There’s 𝟳𝟯,𝟬𝟬𝟬 of you here tonight! Thank you so much for giving me your Saturday night.” - @edsheeran 📸: evilchopper714 / IG
Funny, but also this is my CONSTANT fear when writing english lyrics as a non native speaker
someone said that platformer games don't have many players these days just a test, are you the target for our new game? ❤️ #koa5pirates #indiegame #gamedev
Spectacular thread.
So, essentially, with Mr. Aldean, what we have here is a prep school dilettante who was raised in a big city, singing a song he didn’t write about an experience he never had, accompanied with a music video of which much of the footage was filmed in Canada.
Tell me I don’t need these pens.
Today is the one year anniversary of PANORAMA 😭 to celebrate pls share with me one of your favorite moments 🥺thank you for being my greatest view !! I love you all so much!
Almost 11 years later, @elliegoulding impeccably revisiting My Blood is exactly what we want & need 🥹
“You are decades from birth, but I already hear you.” How many times can we read such poignancy, and still not change?
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