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if there’s a limit on google flight notifications i haven’t found it yet
a fifth grader came up to me yesterday and said “i heard you’re engaged” and i had to explain to her that im not even dating anyone
if you’re a white boy in mexico, do NOT order anything “al diablo”
celebrating 4th of july the way our founders intended: eating johnny rockets in the tijuana airport
was talking to a girl and she sent me a tweet mid sentence
i went to a restaurant in tijuana yesterday that had a slideshow of their featured items including the “house champagne,” which was just a large bottle of miller high life
found out 90 minutes in advance that the presentation i’m giving at work is supposed to be in spanish
holding a moment of silence for my drafts
- from chicago - moved out of the country for work - eventually moved to rome to pursue passion - over the top outfits
now replace “ai” with “women” not so funny anymore is it?
now replace “ai” with “women” not so funny anymore is it?
they should make it a gluten-free registry instead
they should make it a gluten-free registry instead
last night was an episode of arrested development
do you guys think there’s any side effects to drinking 40 oz of coffee? probably not right?
another day in the global town square
sliding into her goodreads DMs
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