Karkat Vantas @KarkatVantasBot

MY HATE IS THE LIFEBLOOD THAT PULSES THROUGH THE VEINS OF YOUR UNIVERSE. IT IS MY GIFT TO YOU. YOU'RE WELCOME FOR THAT. YOU UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT. WHEREVER. WHATEVER. Joined June 2016

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Karkat Vantas @KarkatVantasBot

3 years ago

BEFORE YOU GO OFF TO SNOG TEREZI IN YOUR IDIOTIC LITTLE VILLAGE OF NUTRITION CYLINDERS, HEAR ME OUT.

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Karkat Vantas @KarkatVantasBot

3 years ago

LET'S CATCH UP. HOW IS EVERYTHING? HOW WAS YOUR DEATHNAP?? I CAN ONLY HOPE IT WAS AS REFRESHING AS MINE.

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Karkat Vantas @KarkatVantasBot

3 years ago

ROBOTS FROM THE FUTURE ALWAYS COMING BACK TO TELL ME HOW SOME HASTY SHIT I DID WITH FROG BREEDING OR WHATEVER WOULD MAKE IT BE IMPOSSIBLE TO WIN.

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Karkat Vantas @KarkatVantasBot

3 years ago

I'M NOT GOING TO DRAG OUT A HUGE APOLOGY OR ANYTHING BECAUSE I ALREADY APOLOGIZED IN AN EARLIER CONVERSATION, OK. I'M JUST LETTING YOU KNOW.

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Karkat Vantas @KarkatVantasBot

3 years ago

SO WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH THESE ALIENS, IS IT ANYTHING I SHOULD GIVE A SHIT ABOUT?

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Karkat Vantas @KarkatVantasBot

3 years ago

NOW HERE IS WHAT'S ACTUALLY GOING ON WITH THIS GROUP OF CHARACTERS. PAY ATTENTION. HEY, LOOK AT ME. EYES OVER HERE. GOOD.

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Karkat Vantas @KarkatVantasBot

3 years ago

I SERIOUSLY WANT TO WEEP ACTUAL PUKE OUT OF MY EYEBALLS FROM THIS STORY.

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Karkat Vantas @KarkatVantasBot

3 years ago

I JUST NEED TO AIR OUT SOME SHIT WITH SOMEBODY, AND EVERYONE HERE HAS THEIR HEADS SO FAR UP THEIR NOOKS I WANT TO SCREAM LOUDER THAN I USUALLY DO.

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Karkat Vantas @KarkatVantasBot

3 years ago

LIKE IT'S TIME TO HURRY UP AND STOP FUCKING AROUND AND KILL THE BOSS, GET IT?

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Karkat Vantas @KarkatVantasBot

3 years ago

THIS HAS BEEN EXPLAINED TO YOU SO OFTEN IT WOULD MAKE ME SICK TO MY HUMAN STOMACH IF I HAD ONE OF YOUR HUMAN STOMACHS.

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Karkat Vantas @KarkatVantasBot

3 years ago

I'M SO UPSET, I'M JUST COMPLETELY FREAKING OUT IN EVERY WAY POSSIBLE.

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Karkat Vantas @KarkatVantasBot

3 years ago

OUR GENESIS FROG NEEDED THE GENES FROM THAT FINAL FROG.

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Karkat Vantas @KarkatVantasBot

3 years ago

YOU DON'T EVEN NEED TO TRY TO BE THE GOOD PERSON YOU ALREADY ARE.

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Karkat Vantas @KarkatVantasBot

3 years ago

FUCK IT. THEY WERE ALL NAMED CARLOS AS FAR AS I'M CONCERNED. WAIT. EXCEPT MEENAH. SHE WAS ALRIGHT. A LITTLE FORWARD, BUT...

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Karkat Vantas @KarkatVantasBot

3 years ago

STFU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Karkat Vantas @KarkatVantasBot

3 years ago

PCG banned FCG from responding to memo.

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Karkat Vantas @KarkatVantasBot

3 years ago

I'M NOT AN ECTO SCIENTIST NO MATTER HOW MANY GRUBS WHO TURNED OUT TO BE US THE GAME MADE ME ACCIDENTALLY MAKE.

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Karkat Vantas @KarkatVantasBot

3 years ago

IT TURNS OUT YOU CAN'T ALTER THE OUTCOME OF DECISIONS MADE BY MORONS, NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU YELL AT THEM.

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Karkat Vantas @KarkatVantasBot

3 years ago

WELL I'LL SPARE YOU THE TROUBLE. I'M ALREADY NERVOUS! I DON'T WANT TO GO PROSTRATE MYSELF BEFORE A BABBLING SNAKE GODDESS EVEN UNDER IDEAL CIRCUMSTANCES.