Keif @KeithaNickell
Giraffes can't dance, you silly fool. Joined August 2012-
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remembered this short existed and I’m spiraling the freaking dhsjsjs dog in a wig kills me
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Oh, so that's how you use those.
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Goodest boy bath routine
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You'd make a killing doing parties for rich people
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Wait for it 🤦♀️
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These guys are called Crabsmack and they only play covers of famous songs, but change the lyrics to make the songs about eating Crab/crablegs.
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Yes, I’m watching. Congratulations!
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@AJamesMcCarthy This dog had been missing for two weeks and this was the house cat's reaction when he was finally found 🤗😺 💕 🐶
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Their first mistake was assuming we’d relax on vacation.
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Dudes rock
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Norm Macdonald- “Did you know you were a CIS male? Have you ever heard of that term? What it means is you were born a man, and you identify yourself as a man. Guest- “I don’t understand. Is this a new phrase?” Norm- “Yes. It’s a way of marginalizing a normal person.” 😂
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Me on 8 Tylenol watching a train pass by
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Collin Morikawa when asked which teammate he would like to see show more emotion at Bethpage: "I would love to see Cam Young just throw a massive fist pump in someone's face."
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Cover Cats: War Pigs
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Breaking Bad has an alternate ending on DVD where Bryan Cranston wakes up as Hal from Malcolm in the Middle — revealing the entire series was just a nightmare.
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“DAD, WHAT IS A TARGETING PENALTY?” This:
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