Whatever_Amy @Whatevah_Amy
Day drinker, YouTuber, sarcastic executive & shitty golfer. Go Navy! Beat Army! Joined May 2015-
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I just want to live inside of a Costco why is this too much to ask
That feminine urge to stay in your towel for hours.
Is it really necessary to put me under for a colonoscopy? I’m ok with anal sex.
Costco on a Sunday. This is my suicide note.
This place is like a McDonald's drive thru. A lot of McStupids pass by your account to place orders.
47 and ready for my first facelift 🙌🙌🙌🤣
good morning. i’m ready to face the day and take everything personally.
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My toaster has only two settings: Not toasted at all or cremated
How come medications never say consume with alcohol. I know some of mine work a lot better that way.
I’m a “scammer” who didn’t message you in the first place, ask you for anything, or try to sell you something. Ok @RobinFly01 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nothing brings neighbors together like a few cops cars in front of another neighbor's house that no one likes.
Happy birthday, @AnthonyCumia ! Thanks for welcoming me into the @CompoundAmerica family! 😘
sometimes i tell myself “jessica you need to stop drinking” but then i remember my name isn’t jessica
I'm sorry I never text first. It's basically because I don't actually want to talk to you at all.
I either look like I walked out of a magazine or out from under a bridge. There’s no in between.
So I Married an Axe Murderer is an underrated movie.
*Baseball Chickie!* @baseballchickie
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29 Followers 85 Following@Whatevah_Amy You absolutely do not need a face-lift, absolutely beautiful and stunning just how you are 😘😘
@Whatevah_Amy they are putting you out? well over here in Blighty they can give you a sedative called Entonox a couple of minutes before which helps you relax and wears off after about half an hour...see if they could do it for you hope all goes well lovely xx
@legalles89 @Whatevah_Amy I hope I can help when the time comes
@Whatevah_Amy Totally different experience. Knock my a$$ out!!!
@Whatevah_Amy Propofol will give the best nap you’ve ever had
@Whatevah_Amy What a smile. 🔥🔥🔥
@Whatevah_Amy A Go-Pro strap-on? Where’s the damn Suggestion Box?
@Whatevah_Amy Anal fun doesn't usually reach the appendix unless you own something from Bad Dragon.
@Whatevah_Amy This is now my favorite Tweet of all time!
@Whatevah_Amy Those things are a pain in the ass.
@Whatevah_Amy Beautiful just the way you are….please don’t go Madonna on us.