your other mom @difficultpatty
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I’ve been at camp for days with middle schoolers and high schoolers, what did I miss?
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can i be frank? *turns into a hotdog*
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What’s the other 98% of 2% milk? I hope it’s not pee.
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I’m gonna need another coffee if I’m going to have the energy to deal with the men being menly today.
Forgive me Father for I am a morning person.
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it would be so cool if recycling was real
I’m antsy. What should I bake this weekend?
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Let's normalize Critical Thinking again
Ever since I was a little girl I dreamed of buying a fixer-upper that smells like cat pee for close to a million dollars because California is stupid.
I bet you can’t guess how many times I’ve heard, “six seven” in the last four weeks. More. It’s more.
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Someone make me mad I need to rage clean my house.
Normalize saying, “I don’t think the algorithms are showing us the same news.”
A student told me she genuinely thought I was in my thirties today, so now I have a favorite student.
Sorry I can’t sleep, my plant is not centered on his table.
I made pickles and then I made a sandwich using those pickles. Magic.
I’m in my 40’s and I’m still not used to my period.
Student: Did you get my email? Me: Yes, I replied to it. Student: Oh, I don’t check my email.
Made it to week 4 of school before I caught a virus so clearly my immune system is in tiptop shape because of wine and sandwiches.
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