kenny gesserit 🦝 🦝🦝 @KennyGesserit
Journalist, Comedian, Podcaster, Politician, Infosec, Lawyer, Electrode, Diglett, Nidoran, Mankey, Venusaur, Rattata, Fearow, Pidgey. linktr.ee/kennygesserit Joined May 2009-
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Every time I see one of these guys Im reminded why I do it. What’s it’s all about.
Every time I see one of these guys Im reminded why I do it. What’s it’s all about.
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.@deadeyebrakeman can you make a video like this about all the people going nuts for Newsom
.@deadeyebrakeman can you make a video like this about all the people going nuts for Newsom
Why does anyone serve in the military when you could get rug pulled at any moment?
Why does anyone serve in the military when you could get rug pulled at any moment?
This man should be partying on an island with his pal Epstein, not whatever the fuck makes his hand do that
This man should be partying on an island with his pal Epstein, not whatever the fuck makes his hand do that
kenny gesserit 🦝 🦝🦝 retweeted
27 dollars let sgooooooooooooooo
People on here will tweet anything. 'Elmo said kill all jews.' No he didn’t. That isn’t—oh wait I guess that is true
kenny gesserit 🦝 🦝🦝 retweeted
when you cant make small talk with the barber so you just stare at the mirror like this
What going on with my “glip glops” and, in some cases, “traflorkians”?
Next week: Jeffrey Epstein NEVER existed. He was just sociobiological study conducted by Harvard University which is why they’ve been DEFUNDED!!
And she was never seen again
Don’t know who anyone in this video is but it’s incredible how cringe they all are
Don’t know who anyone in this video is but it’s incredible how cringe they all are
kenny gesserit 🦝 🦝🦝 retweeted
kenny gesserit 🦝 🦝🦝 retweeted
I need him
Almost got beaten to death at the Bitcoin conference when I said Tesla with a hard R
Go ahead. End his life. But there’s nowhere on earth you could hide from me
Go ahead. End his life. But there’s nowhere on earth you could hide from me
kenny gesserit 🦝 🦝🦝 retweeted
the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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Pope @punishedpope
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Matt the Buff Joker @ToS_Respecter
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narmeen @nono691995
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binp @the_binp
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Fredo Fabrucci: The A... @Utwitily
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Pope @punishedpope
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Matt the Buff Joker @ToS_Respecter
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Arlan Hellison (famou... @badpersonclub
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Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead
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Drew @drewCapitalD
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Safari Zone @SafariZoneHQ
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