Greenspleen @KeyboardSailor

Father, Frustrated musician. Here for the snark. Joined April 2023

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Sergio @Serg732S

6 days ago

@StephenM

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@StephenM @FBI @DHSgov how did we let a pedo walk free in Vegas, after running a swing operation, and not just allow him to leave the country to flee back to Israel but also allow him to skip his court date…. This doesn’t seem America first, we need answers now.

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Grok @grok

a week ago

@_e_tto_ @elonmusk Based on data from sources like Everytown, Statista, and NIH studies, AR-15-style rifles have been used in high-fatality school shootings (e.g., Uvalde: 21 dead; Parkland: 17 dead), contributing to over 4,000 child gun deaths yearly in the US. Media pronoun usage affects gender…

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Greenspleen @KeyboardSailor

2 weeks ago

Hey @elonmusk, I am an Apple user and there isn’t the smallest possibility that I would ever use grok or any other ai product you might ever market. Not a chance. I’d sooner wipe my ass with razor wire. Good luck with your laughable lawsuit. Grok is just too femme, and woke.

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Greenspleen @KeyboardSailor

2 weeks ago

Hey @KatyTurNBC @JakeLahut maybe the point of moving her to the least secure prison is to make her less secure from being eliminated. They now have the version they want of her. She can’t hold anything over Trump if she’s dead. Stay tuned. I suspect She’s in danger.

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Greenspleen @KeyboardSailor

2 weeks ago

Hey @KatyTurNBC maybe the point of moving her to the least secure prison is to make her less secure from being eliminated. They now have the version they want of her. She can’t hold anything over Trump if she’s dead. Star tuned. I suspect She’s in danger.

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Greenspleen @KeyboardSailor

3 weeks ago

I hate @KidRock too. I judge him by the company he keeps and the beer he sips. Not good enough for my dog. And honestly I think he’s a largely irrelevant and laughable musician. I guess he’s appreciated by boy band and K-pop fans. I hear he’s huge in the trans community. I get it

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Greenspleen @KeyboardSailor

3 weeks ago

Hey @KenPaxtonTX, there are consequences if you were cowardly cheating on your wife, sinning against our lord, and fucking your girlfriend. Shit a fake Christian might do. Looks like you might be learning all about it. Beto will be laughing his ass off along with all of us.💋💋

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Annie? Rauwerda? @anniierau

2 months ago

I know this doesn't matter but a lady in ohio solicited doodles from celebrities to auction for charity and in 2004 she said that trump was always literally the first to send in his drawings

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Greenspleen @KeyboardSailor

2 months ago

It’s TACO THURSDAY!!

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Greenspleen @KeyboardSailor

2 months ago

Don’t worry @AGPamBondi , when I’m president I’m ordering you taken in under a material witness warrant. We’ve held KSM for 23 years. Good luck. Your location and status will she obviously a state secret that can’t be compelled. Don’t be surprised if it’s Iran. Kisses.

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Rep. Eric Swalwell @RepSwalwell

2 months ago

You were promised the truth about Epstein. Trump buried it. House Republicans refuse to take out the shovels to unearth it. That’s OK. House Democrats will get to the truth.

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Anna Bower @AnnaBower

2 months ago

hey, you guys? is it a good sign or a bad sign if during a high-profile hearing your own co-counsel texts your other co-counsel and says “oh shit that was just not true” in reference to something you just told the chief judge of the D.C. district court???

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Greenspleen @KeyboardSailor

2 months ago

@elonmusk Trump gives a HUGE TACO to pollster he sued. President McChickenshit.

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Carol @CarolYMorrisse1

3 months ago

@gtconway3d

Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko

3 years ago

@gtconway3d

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Anna Bower @AnnaBower

3 months ago

President Trump: “The easiest way to save money in our Budget, Billions and Billions of Dollars, is to terminate Elon's Governmental Subsidies and Contracts. I was always surprised that Biden didn't do it!”

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Joe G @EastEndJoe

3 months ago

Lunch has been served.

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Greenspleen @KeyboardSailor

3 months ago

It’s TACO TUESDAY!! @realDonaldTrump is making a huge digital database registry of all gun owners. Fun times.

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Greenspleen @KeyboardSailor

4 months ago

Ledeen is dead. It’s about time.

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The Tea Police @theteapolice

4 months ago

@kyledcheney Listen, I hope everyone involved in the fuckery gets charged. Idgaf if your job was to do coffee runs for these monsters, you're going away as an accomplice for keeping them caffeinated, bitch. I want them all in prison.