Keytar for Keyboard Union President @KeytarforASLC
can you honestly say you've ever had a bad experience with a keytar // endorsed by @PiApplePi1 McMinnville, OR Joined March 2019-
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On the weekend I work for the Oregon Department of Humans for Cervezas.
capitalism is crazy cuz what do u mean MLK day sales???
Kenai Peninsula journo stans: the Peninsula Clarion is hiring a general assignment reporter! There's a lot happening on the peninsula and not a lot of people covering it. Pay not listed, but I started at $15.50/hr in 2020 #KPBorough #JournoJobs journalismjobs.com/1674931-genera…
zendaya was in that commercial more than she was in dune
There is a 50% chance that I am 100% totally bi.
You start one grease fire at work and everyone gets all mad at you. What about all the days I DIDN'T burn down the building?!?!
I would punch Ben Shapiro for free
Spotify has figured out an algorithm that knows exactly when I am sufficiently drunk and then presents the perfect playlist for a one person rager. On-line privacy be damned.
In this time of Great Triumph let’s not forget those TikTok youths who successfully trolled a Trump rally by buying seats and not showing up. You are the future.
Y'all ready for the series finale of The American Experiment tomorrow night?
Nobody: Absolutely NOBODY: The Customer: ahaha what if... and hear me out... I ruin this person’s entire day because I have a total of 2 brain cells?
Things I am straight up not having: 1. Sex (virgin nation) 2. A good time
Is it wrong to tweet this before the debate? Fact checkers every time Trump opens his mouth:
I love when people say “Don’t be a sheep” as if sheep aren’t both fucking cool and also waterproof. I am already less cool than a sheep.
22 year old me when I found out D.A.R.E. Doesn’t stand for “drugs are really exciting”
register to vote I'm a keytar so I can't that is voter fraud vote.gov #NationalVoterRegistrationDay
I don’t go to bars because I’m bored, I go to bars because I hate myself
Who’s gonna tell Smokey the Bear that we actually can’t prevent wildfires... only our government and Fortune 500 companies can?
yeah ok but just imagine donald tr*mp trying to make a tiktok

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Angel Rosas @rosasangel454
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Connor Ashmun @connor_daniel16
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Mavis D. Kiles @kindameandude
21 Followers 20 Following President of Passive Aggressive Tweets, Cool Socks Wearer at Society of Cool Socks, Professional Hack. Definitely NOT the President of Linfield Universtiy.
Jesse Vezo @JesseVezo
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Dr. RDB @Reshmi777
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halee @brunerhalee
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Wildcats Against Sexu... @LinfieldWASA
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