SamwiseTheAsshole @KilljoySam81

Got a useless teaching degree, 5 kids, addiction to horror/comedy movies, video games (xbox) and mtn dew. Not a fan of politicians. TX/MO GT: KilljoySam81 Missouri, USA Joined October 2017

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SamwiseTheAsshole @KilljoySam81

3 days ago

The tush push is the gayest fucking play in all of football and of course the bitches from Philly use it 20 times a game.

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SamwiseTheAsshole @KilljoySam81

a week ago

Hearing your mother tell you that you're an underachieving loser always feels like a kick to the dick. Having to hear it in front of two of your children and your wife? Like having your heart ripped out. Look lady, I know I suck but you don't need to say that shit out loud.

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SamwiseTheAsshole @KilljoySam81

2 weeks ago

I'm happy to be able to repay Gears of War again but fuck, I wish they would remaster the 2nd and 3rd games already. I'd be more pumped to revisit those 2 games than I am already any other game. Gears 2 is still one of my 5 favorite games of all time. @XboxGamePass @Xbox

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SamwiseTheAsshole @KilljoySam81

2 weeks ago

We need to have a serious discussion nationwide about reopening mental institutions and getting better mental Healthcare for our youth.

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SamwiseTheAsshole @KilljoySam81

2 weeks ago

My least favorite type of tiktok, reel, or video is when people are telling stories or showing something cool and they are eating the entire time. Unless you are teaching me a recipe, I don't want to watch you chew something that messes with how you talk.

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SamwiseTheAsshole @KilljoySam81

2 weeks ago

Watching #AmericasTeam on @netflix and as a 43 year long @dallascowboys fan and a Dallas resident for the 80s and most of the 90s, Tom Landry needed to be replaced. Jimmy would have won 5 Super Bowls if he had just been left to run the team as he saw fit.

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SamwiseTheAsshole @KilljoySam81

2 weeks ago

Katy Perry is in the top 25 worst humans of all time and it isn't even up for debate.

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The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial

4 weeks ago

BEHOLD: my spirit animals.

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SamwiseTheAsshole @KilljoySam81

a month ago

Imagine being such a useless owner/GM that you let one of the best players in the league walk because you refuse to pay him his worth. Fuck Jerry Jones. Pay @MicahhParsons11 @dallascowboys Why is it always Dallas teams pulling this dumbass shit?

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SamwiseTheAsshole @KilljoySam81

a month ago

My least favorite part of 2025 is how so many fast food restaurants have gone to making customers order on a large screen. If I wanted to do your fucking job, I'd have put in an application. Hire more people. @tacobell @McDonalds @SteaknShake @BurgerKing

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SamwiseTheAsshole @KilljoySam81

a month ago

Imagine being pissy because @SouthPark made fun of the president when they've been doing that same thing for years. Pull the stick out of your asses you bunch of baby back bitches. Trey and Matt did, as they always do, a marvelous job to get their show seen and talked about.

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SamwiseTheAsshole @KilljoySam81

2 months ago

Absolutely vile.

Sal the Agorist @SallyMayweather

2 months ago

Absolutely vile.

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SamwiseTheAsshole @KilljoySam81

2 months ago

Government isn't broken... it works exactly as they planned for it to work. It's on us for having hope that this administration would be just slightly different.

Elon Musk @elonmusk

2 months ago

Government isn't broken... it works exactly as they planned for it to work. It's on us for having hope that this administration would be just slightly different.