Kimbles Hume @KimblesHume
Ex-corporate CMO turned stand up comedian Mum of twin boys Brit living in SoCal Southern California Joined April 2010-
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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again.
The question everyone’s asking is what will happen to the Queens corgis? It is confirmed that the late Queens dogs, Muick, Lissy, Sandy and Candy, have signed on to shoot the first season of The real housedogs of Buckingham Palace. #corgis #queenelizabethmemes #queenelizabeth
I consider myself a feminist but I don’t love that word, it rubs me the wrong way. As a feminist I expect to be rubbed the right way.
POV. Don’t write ‘POV’ in front of your point of view 🤷🏼♀️
TONIGHT!!! 🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼
As an optimist I’m optimistic that people consider me an optimist, but most people just consider me annoying #optimist #optimistic #optimisticOctober #optimism #selfawareness
Say weeeeeeeeee
WEDNESDAY!
EXCITED FOR THIS!!!
YAAAAAAS , can't wait for this one!!!
That feeling when you’re the last person walking onto a plane, BUT you have a @Starbucks in your hand #worthit
Sorry to burst your bubble but *NSYNC should have been called *NAUTOTUNE
I’m just over here muting Clubhouse notifications once a week, every week, 5 weeks and counting #Clubhouse #Clubhouse #Clubhouse
Them: Describe the joys of parenthood in 2 words. Me: The what?
Funny man gets removed from Twitter because namesake politician gets his knickers in a twist 🙄 No fair! He can’t help his name! #comeon #FreeKevinHBrady
I had fun last week getting my Great British Bake Off on with Kelly. Caribbean patties to die for!!!!
I had fun last week getting my Great British Bake Off on with Kelly. Caribbean patties to die for!!!!
Jan 1: take Christmas decorations down Feb 1: put Christmas decorations away
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Comedy compliments from audience members volume 1: “That was so cool to watch dude. You’re like up there alone in front and of everyone and you keep going even when no one is laughing.”
I can’t wait until How I Met Your Cousin comes out
If this Sex and the City reboot don't end with Miranda performing in a comedy concert
Male comics: *all try to date female comics* Female comic: *dates male comic* Male comics:
TONIGHT BABY I’m hosting a show with @jeremiahstandup, @KimblesHume and @gordondowns at Hotel Solamar San Diego’s Upper East Bar! Tix available: eventbrite.com/e/jeremiah-wat…
I get to feature for @jennyzigrino tonight for a night of comedy in San Diego for @KimblesHume's Kimbles 'N Bits at @SDMBResort 8PM Tickets are available: tinyurl.com/w52kr4fc
I forgot my mask, so they wouldn’t let me buy a smoothie without a mask, but they did let me buy a mask without a mask so that I could buy a smoothie with a mask, cuz rules make so much sense!
Nobody makes their major their entire personality quite like physicists
Rather than saying Seniors are “Approaching Death”, we should start using the term “Time Sensitive”.
Wednesday October 6th! @ericarhodes headlines with @KimblesHume @PallaviGunalan @AbbyFeldman & @AmirTheAmiracle! Tickets >>> americancomedyco.com/products/kimbl…
A very hot man tonight was like "so you're a frontline worker" and I was like what? And he said "you're frontlining?" and I said "do you mean headlining?" He said "yeah I guess I don't know the terms." And I was like no I think you got it babe.
Bleaching my Hair seems dangerous, so I’m just going to use a Tide Stain Stick.
Some people won’t shut up about lifting, as if instead of respecting them for being muscular, I would just think they were fat in weird places.
“Ignorance is bliss” mostly applies to self awareness
It’s gonna be a gooooood couple of days! Come out and laugh.
I only clean my mirrors to take thirst traps
Met a person who told me that they were an east coast transplant and I’m just like wait are people identifying as plants now?
I’m polly-amarous because parrots are the only animals that can consent
Glad all the bars are opening up again to remind me that I don’t like going to bars.
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