KimmyScript @KimmyScript
Every single line of Unbreakable #KimmySchmidt. Joined May 2018-
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Yes, Kimmy, I do, but I can't exactly quit my job. I've still got bills to pay. If I stop paying Columbia House, I stop getting my tapes.
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You won’t regret this, Mrs. Voorhees. I’m pretty great at birthday challenges.
Well, Julian’s only here for one night, and I want everything to be perfect. You have four hours to plan a superhero birthday party for 20 children and their Caribbean chaperones.
My husband, Julian, is flying in from London for the party. [exhales deeply] That was the fanciest sentence I’ve ever heard, and I used to watch Frasier.
But this is your last chance. I’m not running a charity here. Except the one where I donate my old towels to poor people with the same initials as me.
So, if you can handle Buckley’s birthday party, I’ll consider bringing you back on.
Look, I don’t like giving second chances, but I appreciate your lack of pride.
First our nanny quits, then you don’t show up, then my Pilates guy gets a part on Royal Pains, so I have to go to Michelle. Michelle!
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