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Kippy @Kipppppy

she bases what she’s drinking on the place and time of day my mom’s couch Joined May 2010
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Kippy @Kipppppy

a year ago

“He looks like an Oompa Loompa and I’ve never wanted to fuck an Oompa Loompa more in my life”

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Kippy @Kipppppy

2 years ago

“Didn’t you get kicked off Uber?” “No I just got kicked off Tinder”

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Kippy @Kipppppy

2 years ago

I found a single gray hair on my head so to the salon…

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Kippy @Kipppppy

2 years ago

“They’re old enough to drink, they’re old enough to f*ck”

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Kippy @Kipppppy

3 years ago

The most peaceful beer I think I’ve ever had

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Kippy @Kipppppy

3 years ago

I have the urge to quit my job, change my name, and move very far away

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Kippy @Kipppppy

3 years ago

Actually rude that @mattrife is sold out in every city even remotely close to central PA

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Kippy @Kipppppy

3 years ago

I didn’t realize how sad I would be about missing a birthday for the first time in my nephew’s life until I started crying at work when someone asked me how my morning is going

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Kippy @Kipppppy

3 years ago

Feeling extra emo today

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Kippy @Kipppppy

3 years ago

Starting a workout blasting Sway by @bearingsband is the only right way to start a gym session

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Kippy @Kipppppy

3 years ago

I feel like it’s weird if you don’t cuddle with your friends…

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soup girl @jasminericegirl

3 years ago

I feel like it’s weird if you don’t cuddle with your friends…

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Kippy @Kipppppy

3 years ago

I’m too old to hang out with Asher and his friends

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Kippy @Kipppppy

3 years ago

tell me why I was texting my 81 year old grandmother at 1:30am?! …and she was responding

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Kippy @Kipppppy

3 years ago

Is this not normal?

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TittySlayer👺 @SheIsAnon__

3 years ago

Is this not normal?

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Kippy @Kipppppy

3 years ago

I need to stop impulse buying things when I’m sad or stressed 🤦🏼‍♀️

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Noor ✭ @Noorthevirgo

3 years ago

the feminine urge to buy random shit and call it self care

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Pain Depression & Anxiety @ILLUMINUSNUMBx

3 years ago

no offense to myself but what the fuck am i actually doing

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Kippy @Kipppppy

3 years ago

I need a bubble tea in my life asap

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Kippy @Kipppppy

3 years ago

Matt Rife has me in a chokehold… what is it about mediocre skinny white men that gets me every time??

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Kippy @Kipppppy

3 years ago

I need a hug and a (large bottle of) wine 🙃

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