Forbes Pyman @KitPyman

Joined July 2012

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Forbes Pyman @KitPyman

4 years ago

Free plums #justice4plums #Oakley

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Forbes Pyman @KitPyman

5 years ago

Garden Rescue at prime time.

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Forbes Pyman @KitPyman

5 years ago

A Scotsman walks into a London sandwich bar. The server asks "What fillings would you like, sir?" The Scotsman says, "I'd luv tae feel anythan", bursts into tears and leaves.

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Forbes Pyman @KitPyman

5 years ago

Italians really do make the best pasta. Orzo it would seem...

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Forbes Pyman @KitPyman

5 years ago

Absolutely outrageous. Neither he nor the judges have read His Dark Materials. Thematically incoherent at best, irrelevant at worst. Travesty @GBMofficial #GreatBritishMenu

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I am very sorry to announce that Nigel has died. He slipped quietly away with no pain or suffering and is now buried in the garden with lots of tennis balls. Rest now old friend. See you in the sweet bye and bye.”

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Forbes Pyman @KitPyman

6 years ago

Wyatt and Darlene bumping uglies. I'm over Ozark. Come on people.

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Forbes Pyman @KitPyman

6 years ago

What do you get if you put Cilla Black in charge of an aviary? A lorra lorrikeets.

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Dave @sheepfilms

6 years ago

As it’s Halloween, which baguette is the most scary? Give your reasoning pls

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Forbes Pyman @KitPyman

6 years ago

What do you call a helpful custard tart? A pastel de nada.

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The Onion @TheOnion

6 years ago

Report: Rich Suitors Able To Correctly Guess Beautiful Woman’s Dress Size 92% Of Time trib.al/Daa4KpX

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THE PECKHAM PECULIAR @peckhampeculiar

6 years ago

A Nunhead Baseball Club programme from 1937 via @Nunhead1888

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Samuel Pepys @samuelpepys

6 years ago

Thanks be to God, the plague is, as I hear, encreased but two this week; but in the country in several places it rages mightily, and particularly in Colchester, where it hath long been, and is believed will quite depopulate the place.