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Camilo Figueroa @Knerds

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Camilo Figueroa @Knerds

13 years ago

Things you won't catch me saying: What a great fucking meeting! go.bdsmgalls.net/cathy

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Camilo Figueroa @Knerds

13 years ago

Do you before read your tweets even sending them? go.bdsmgalls.net/angeline

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Camilo Figueroa @Knerds

13 years ago

If your bathroom sink looks like mine, you're disgusting and I'm a hypocrite. go.bdsmgalls.net/shelby

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Camilo Figueroa @Knerds

13 years ago

Fruit and urinal give a bad name to cakes everywhere. go.bdsmgalls.net/alexandra

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Camilo Figueroa @Knerds

13 years ago

go.bdsmgalls.net/marietta I don't like the term "substance abuse" I prefer "teaching substance a lesson"

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Camilo Figueroa @Knerds

13 years ago

go.bdsmgalls.net/frank Totally blasting Billy Joel out of my minivan. I'm like sex on wheels right now.

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Camilo Figueroa @Knerds

13 years ago

I wouldn't last 5 minutes in prison what with my milky skin and Glee themed tattoos. go.bdsmgalls.net/carmela

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Camilo Figueroa @Knerds

13 years ago

go.bdsmgalls.net/jamie I think the health care bill is unpopular because it lacks vampires.

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Camilo Figueroa @Knerds

13 years ago

In Hidden Valley, childhood obesity is covered up in creamy ranch dressing. tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/keisha

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Camilo Figueroa @Knerds

13 years ago

shorturl.xaijo.com/claude It's wisest to pick the side of the person who knows the most shit about you

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Camilo Figueroa @Knerds

13 years ago

Ran out of Manila envelops. Off to the Philippines. tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/janice

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Camilo Figueroa @Knerds

13 years ago

tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/geraldine Ceilings were just ambitious walls.

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Camilo Figueroa @Knerds

13 years ago

The Bible is subtitled "Shit My God Says". tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/tamara

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Camilo Figueroa @Knerds

13 years ago

bitly.xaijo.com/louis How can we know atheism exists? Where's the evidence?

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Camilo Figueroa @Knerds

13 years ago

I bet when you go to hell they make you wear your hair like you did in 5th grade googl.adultgalls.com/amber

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Camilo Figueroa @Knerds

13 years ago

No matter how many times I call the hospital to complain, they won't recall my baby. shorturl.xaijo.com/jean

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Camilo Figueroa @Knerds

13 years ago

I bet rapists can get their straw in a Capri Sun on the first try. tinyurl.bdsmgalls.net/zachary

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Camilo Figueroa @Knerds

13 years ago

Sometimes I make statements in the tone of a question? bitly.xaijo.com/marion

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Camilo Figueroa @Knerds

13 years ago

Best pick up line in a gay bar? "May I push your stool in?" shorturl.xaijo.com/leon

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Camilo Figueroa @Knerds

13 years ago

Running is a lot more fun when you're laying on the couch and not running gnail.in/carlos

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