Nice Warm Dump @KoolQueef
Family, Child and Sexual Therapist. Spiritual Healer and Religious Adviser. Your wife's lover and your most needed friend. cadaverconspiracy.bandcamp.com Nixin & Hairy Enterprises Joined June 2012-
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When I say I drank sixty beers today, i'm not counting the dozen I drank when I woke up at six am
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Bernard once told me that I didn’t know shit from Shinola and I replied with “well that certainly wasn’t Shinola I left on your chest last night”
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I feel sick, unhealthy and tired every day at work but feel great when I get home and have a few beers. So I guess that's telling me I should never stop drinking
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I am officially joining the Democratic Party as of today. In celebration of their wonderful work I have now adopted a hairstyle that matches their policies..
Just crushed an amazing strip and some ribs with a few glasses of Scotch and now I feel like throwing a few N words around.
Very important stuff on the machine today.
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I fell asleep sunbathing and a cardinal landed on my nose and shit in my mouth. I know in my heart that it was my dead husband visiting me.
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I just took an extra messy shit in the outhouse so decided to put some hand sanitizer on my asshole. It burns like a motherfucker
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I'm a piece of shit but life is still pretty easy for me because I'm handsome. I couldn't imagine what it would be like if I looked like a retard like most of you
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I’m loving all the Indian hate on this site recently. But let’s be clear about something, I’ve hated Indians my whole life. Since the first one I saw as a kid, I knew it was disgusting. This isn’t a game for me.
I shit my pants at the St. Hyacinth Church festival
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@KoolQueef Sometimes I forget nice warm dump can be a nice warm friend
RT if you wear white lipstick so your man knows your mouth is his urinal.
I just took a piss and blew a plug of dried blood, fecal matter and pubic hair out of the end of my fucker so big I almost had to grab the plunger.
I went to a small outdoor get together (super spreader) this weekend and I wore four masks and rubber gloves. And guess what, I didn't get covid. Many of you could and should learn from this.
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AI psychic is like I see you fucking in a BK crown and a covid mask and I'm like is that girl fatter now and he's like oh fuck yeah and I'm like I kinda guessed that
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Jeffamania ran wild on those cans last night
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