Kris†yn @KristynLynn4

Mitten State✋ Joined November 2010

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Kris†yn @KristynLynn4

6 years ago

Secretary of State is more like the Secretary of I HATE.

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Kris†yn @KristynLynn4

6 years ago

The people in the "fast checkout lane" at Meijer were taking their sweet time to "verify the bags" and some guy looks up at ceiling and yells, "AM I IN HELL?!" lololol.

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Kris†yn @KristynLynn4

9 months ago

I guess we have both moved on. Me? I’ve never been happier.

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Kris†yn @KristynLynn4

a year ago

“I promise. I’m not trying to fill our head with useless information for trivia night at the bar.” - my professor this morning

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🤠 @heavensbvnny

a year ago

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If you don’t graduate when you think you were supposed to, that’s ok. If you don’t get married when you think you were supposed to, that’s ok. If you don’t have kids when you think you were supposed to, that’s ok. God has different plans for different people. Trust Him.

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Kris†yn @KristynLynn4

5 years ago

“Jon, do you like your beard?” “It’s growing on me... literally...” 😂

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Kris†yn @KristynLynn4

6 years ago

Way fair already giving me suggestions for things for me to spend my stimulus $ on. 🤷🏻‍♀️ Try again, Wayfair. Try again. 😂🐮

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ashley @missessmalcolm

6 years ago

go where ur loved. stay where its consistent.

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Kris†yn @KristynLynn4

6 years ago

Hbd pt. 2 🎂🎈@JamesPittmaster

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Kris†yn @KristynLynn4

6 years ago

Hbd bb bro🎂😎 @JamesPittmaster

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Kris†yn @KristynLynn4

6 years ago

I’ve tried my broom AND swifter and none of that shit will stand up. 🙃🙃🙃🙃

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Kris†yn @KristynLynn4

6 years ago

Two years, my friend just up and moved to Los Angeles, not knowing where she would sleep that night. These days, she works on the set of the Today Show and is a wardrobe double of Jennifer Aniston. She inspires me so much fr.

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Kris†yn @KristynLynn4

6 years ago

Shoutout to the tin man that appeared behind Shakira randomly 💯😂

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Kris†yn @KristynLynn4

6 years ago

A couple came in today and he says, “I want to upgrade my wife’s ring.” They got married when they were 19 and he sold his car to buy her an engagement ring! Their 40th wedding anniversary is next month. GUYS 😭😭😭