Los Angeles Times Pitchbot @LAHumanBot

Parody, L.A. style, inspired by the great New York Times Pitchbot. From L.A. to New York times are unsettling and we need a something to laugh at today. Never left Broadway and First Joined May 2022

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Los Angeles Times Pitchbot @LAHumanBot

2 days ago

Column One | The annual ritual in The South Bay with its nerve shattering thunderous roar heard across much of the region produced an impressive fireball Thursday night signing the sudden rise in gas prices.

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2 days ago

Media | With troubling events occurring across the world, from drone attacks reaching into Europe, Poland being the closest to war since WWII, the synagogue attack in Manchester, to Gaza, one wonders if local L.A. television news will have time to talk about Friday's light rain.

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2 weeks ago

The accurate headline: President Trump gives rambling speech at The U.N. General Assembly filled with falsehoods. The published headline: President Trump gives keynote speech at The U.N. General Assembly heavily criticizing the organization.

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2 weeks ago

Media | Here is a fun fact: You cannot watch "Jimmy Kimmel Live" in Washington, D.C., tonight as the ABC affiliate is own by Sinclair. You can, however, watch it in Bakersfield as Disney owns the ABC station in the town made famous by Buck Owens.

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3 weeks ago

Entertainment | Much of the nation shocked to learn the head-nodding meme isn't Zach Galifianakis.

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3 weeks ago

Sports | The Dodgers have prominent displays of Jackie Robinson and Fernando Valenzuela, but yet no display for Charlie Kirk can be found anywhere at Dodger Stadium. Santa Monica-born Stephen Miller accuses The Dodgers of, "Committing white genocide."

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3 weeks ago

Residents were "shocked and appalled" by the site of these marching men with one long-time resident saying, "Huntington Beach has never been known for white racists types, and I fear it's going to give our city a bad name."

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3 weeks ago

Find yourself with some free time on a Monday? Here are 18 places across L.A. that haven't lowered the flag for a podcaster.

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3 weeks ago

Media | Whether it's a Fox News host calling for the mass murder of homeless people, or a MSNBC commentator calmly, fully explaining how the current heated political environment likely led to the assassination of Charlie Kirk, it's clear both sides engage in dangerous language.

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3 weeks ago

Political Analysis | While many republicans, including The President and Vice President, have ratcheted up heated, dangerous rhetoric, here is why it's bad news for democrats.

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3 weeks ago

Entertainment | Who knew a gimmick wouldn't work for The Emmy Awards.

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3 weeks ago

Commentary | The death of Charlie Kirk is tragic for many reasons. However, the political aftermath and fallout has become bizarre, creepy, disturbing and weird.

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3 weeks ago

Entertainment | Snuff video sweeps nation.

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3 weeks ago

Media | With Fox News, along with other similar media outlets, and The President of the United States saying inflammatory words Wednesday evening following the assassination of Charlie Kirk here is why it was the right call for MSNBC to fire Matthew Dowd.

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4 weeks ago

Okay, what's the plan?

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4 weeks ago

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a month ago

In a social media post on Tuesday Secretary of State Marco Rubio reminds people not to stand close to open flames when experiencing severe bouts of flatulence.

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a month ago

In a social media post on Tuesday Secretary of State Marco Rubio reminds people not to stand close to open flames when experiencing severe bouts of flatulence.

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a month ago

Is he, or isn't he? I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but I regret to inform you that nothing at this time indicates something is amiss in Washington D.C. In a town of rumors that don't stay that way for too long nothing suggests "something" is happening, or has happened.