LIRR Alerts @LIRR_Alerts
The LIRR-we had a pandemic to take a break and improve service and we still can't get it right! Keeping commuters posted on the real cause of train delays. Long Island, NY Joined July 2009-
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The 7: 35 train from Grand Central to Huntington just got to Mineola because an hour makes perfect sense
Exercise with the LIRR at Jamaica! We'll help you motivate to do stairs and then barely make your train that's not even posted correctly. Sign up today!
We encourage NYC workers that are part time remote to take the LIRR and leave your cars home! We promise we'll do everything we can to screw up your commute the few days you do go to your office!
The LIRR is experiencing delays on the the main line due to a broken rail and scattered delays because our staff is tired of hearing about Taylor Swift
The LIRR is experiencing 5-10 minute delays between Jamaica and Grand Central due to excessively clear skies this morning
The LIRR is experiencing 10 minute delays through Mineola because we added a 3rd track
The LIRR is experiencing delays through Jamaica that we have decided not to tell you about as we thought you wouldn't notice
We did a poor job advertising it, but we'd encourage you to take advantage of LIRR transfer "opportunities"! A complete cop-out that allows us to deflect blame if you miss a connection. Try one today!
The 7:28 train from Jamaica to Grand Central is 10 minute late because it generously allowed every single other train to pass it en route to GCT
We'd like to offer a free monthly pass to any LIRR customer who actually thinks the schedule changes in 2023 were a good idea.
.@LIRR_Alerts is back. Apparently even with Grand Central, a 3rd track and a pandemic we still run you late whenever we can. Tell your friends.
The #lirr would like to remind customers these complaints come from the very same people saying service needs improvement #nimby newsday.com/opinion/editor…
#lirr service is suspended on pretty much all the important branches due it being Fri afternoon and you really wanting to get home
#LIRR customers that use the platform yellow safety area as a walkway are encouraged to walk as close to the edge as possible. If you need to do that sort of hope a train gets you
Customers are advised we spend a lot of overtime working on signals yet somehow the pesky things still never work right on Fri nights #lirr
The #LIRR encourages passengers to turn on their maps app on trains to see how lightening fast our trains really move!
#lirr trains are on or close to schedule after Coronavirus infected 2 locomotives not wearing masks
The #Lirr would like to announce a new policy making it legal to shoot fidgety passengers who are driving you nuts. Please use as few rounds as possible out of respect for other passengers
The #lirr recommends due to 3rd rail issues at Jamaica passengers find other means of transport not limited to horse and buggy or walking, either of which will be way faster
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Westbound service to Penn Station has been restored following signal trouble at Jamaica cause by someone tripping on an extension cord #lirr
Please be more respectful of our train crews. RT@MichaelGavin612: #LIRR: Another Fri. night with Long Island c*nts and drunks heading to NYC
Conductor had his new crossword puzzle delivered. RT @doitJEFFSTYLE: "waiting for paperwork" caused the 7:01 train to be 27 mins late #LIRR
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