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LIRR Statistics (Unofficial) @LIRRstats

Independent group of analysts and data fanatics using statistics & tech to advocate for change on #LIRR (Not affiliated with @MTA) // Delays posted @LIRRstatus islirrontime.com Jamaica Center, Queens Joined January 2017
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LIRR Statistics (Unofficial) @LIRRstats

4 years ago

Despite being within line of sight of Jamaica station, nearly 400 passengers sat on a crowded derailed train for over 2 hours before being evacuated. Shame on the MTA, what a disgrace!

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4 years ago

Despite being within line of sight of Jamaica station, nearly 400 passengers sat on a crowded derailed train for over 2 hours before being evacuated. Shame on the MTA, what a disgrace!

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LIRR Statistics (Unofficial) @LIRRstats

5 years ago

We'll delay your commute this morning somewhere between 5 and 60 minutes, depending on what you land on the MTA prize wheel

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5 years ago

We'll delay your commute this morning somewhere between 5 and 60 minutes, depending on what you land on the MTA prize wheel

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LIRR Statistics (Unofficial) @LIRRstats

5 years ago

This isn't the full story. Train left Penn 5 minutes late, no big deal. Then, but then after getting 75% through tunnel comes to a sudden stops and reverses back to Penn - wrong tunnel apparently. Continues forward again, stops once more and reverses - wrong tunnel again...

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LIRR @LIRR

5 years ago

This isn't the full story. Train left Penn 5 minutes late, no big deal. Then, but then after getting 75% through tunnel comes to a sudden stops and reverses back to Penn - wrong tunnel apparently. Continues forward again, stops once more and reverses - wrong tunnel again...

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LIRR Statistics (Unofficial) @LIRRstats

5 years ago

If you haven't left the office for Penn yet, you're better off staying where you are (or going to the bar) because Penn is a nightmare right now

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LIRR @LIRR

5 years ago

If you haven't left the office for Penn yet, you're better off staying where you are (or going to the bar) because Penn is a nightmare right now

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LIRR Statistics (Unofficial) @LIRRstats

5 years ago

Raymond Murphy, LIRR's biggest overtime abuser, was caught sitting at home on 10 occasions while on the clock. "In one five-day period in May, he claimed to have worked 114 of a possible 120 hours." He was allowed to retire before he could be disciplined nypost.com/2019/07/09/lir…

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LIRR Statistics (Unofficial) @LIRRstats

5 years ago

Conductor: "This train does not stop at Jamaica. No Jamaica. No Jamaica. We do not, do not, do not stop at Jamaica. No Jamaica stop" [2 minutes later] Guy next to me: "Does this train stop at Jamaica?"

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LIRR Statistics (Unofficial) @LIRRstats

5 years ago

Hot topic on the train this morning was last night's debate, but nobody seemed to remember that DeBlasio eats his pizza for a fork and knife youtube.com/watch?v=2QMQqm…

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LIRR Statistics (Unofficial) @LIRRstats

5 years ago

Once can only hope it's not the same signal personnel who were working at Westbury minutes ago, seeing that they were utterly incompetent at completing that project in a timely and efficient manner

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LIRR @LIRR

5 years ago

Once can only hope it's not the same signal personnel who were working at Westbury minutes ago, seeing that they were utterly incompetent at completing that project in a timely and efficient manner

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LIRR Statistics (Unofficial) @LIRRstats

5 years ago

Signal workers milking some extra overtime from the weekend bridge work, massive delays due to unrelated signal issues at Jamaica, and the guy next to me is eating tuna fish for breakfast... Just another Monday morning on the Long Island Failroad

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5 years ago

Signal workers milking some extra overtime from the weekend bridge work, massive delays due to unrelated signal issues at Jamaica, and the guy next to me is eating tuna fish for breakfast... Just another Monday morning on the Long Island Failroad

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LIRR Statistics (Unofficial) @LIRRstats

5 years ago

de Blasio was born as Warren Wilhelm Jr and legally changed his name soley to aid in name recognition for political reasons. He will now be traveling the country campaigning for the election while ignoring the serious work that needs to be done in NYC nytimes.com/2019/05/16/nyr…

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LIRR Statistics (Unofficial) @LIRRstats

5 years ago

NYC Uber and Lyft drivers are going on strike tomorrow morning in protest of low wages. Ironically, as soon as they do so the lack of drivers available will likely cause all of NYC to go into surge pricing, so any driver greedy enough to ignore the strike will be raking in fares

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LIRR Statistics (Unofficial) @LIRRstats

5 years ago

Riding the LIRR on the weekend sure is... interesting... Moments ago; Daytripper A: "Which way is the dining car?" Conductor: "Yeah, we don't do that" Daytripper B: "Does this train stop at Mineola?" Conductor: "No this is the Bablyon branch... Also, you bought peak tickets..."

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LIRR Statistics (Unofficial) @LIRRstats

5 years ago

NOTHING TO SEE HERE EVERYTHING IS FINE

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5 years ago

NOTHING TO SEE HERE EVERYTHING IS FINE

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