Laugh out loud @LO_loudd
Some of these are really funny, some are silly, some are witty, but all in good.. Joined June 2011-
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I could never impress my dad. 'Daddy I'm five now!' 'Son, when I was your age, I was 6.'
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"I just found out that all the people who say ""You haven't changed a bit"" have been lying to me."
Sometimes I wish I was an octopus so I could slap eight people at once
Oh you're tired of being single? Being desperate must make you even more desirable.
"Pandora just needs to add more skips, give less ads and add a replay button."
"Lite: the new way to spell ""Light,"" now with 20% fewer letters!"
"I'm sorry, what language are you speaking? It sounds like bullshit."
He is living proof that man can live without a brain!
I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you’re a angry serial killer
"What doesn’t kill me, only makes me stronger. So if you plan to hurt me, make sure you kill me or I’ll be coming back for your ass."
That awkward moment after you say goodbye to someone and you both walk in the same direction
SOME PEOPLE ARE SO ANNOYING LIKE CAN I SET YOU ON FIRE PLEASE
"I'm the type of person who spends all day, trying to drown a fish."
"""I live with no regrets."" ""No, you live with your parents..."""
IF THIS IS YELLING.... and this is talking.... wHat THis sOUnDs LikE?
Darleen @darleenhopewell
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Mariska @Mariska43824767
5 Followers 34 Following "I feel as though I am ice❄ and he is fire🔥. We are so completely different✌, yet the same☝❤"
Binamo @Binamo9
0 Followers 45 Following Life as we knew it has changed. Only thing to do is what they flippin' want. If you do go against restrictions then don't whinge about others that go against it
CeeKae 🇨🇦🏴�... @CeeKae69er
346 Followers 1K Following Buffalo Bills Fan Since Age Of 5 So Bite Me!!! (2nd account for @CowieKaunweigh)
Buddy💕 @keanucordova14
4 Followers 58 Following RUCELL RONDA since march 28,2018😍💕👰May 14,2018🌈✨💍❣️Freelance Artist at ABS CBN😇✨
pyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. @nrfifyerny
7 Followers 176 Following
Tracy @tstarker
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Astro_ty @Astro_ty22
181 Followers 1K Following 23 ♈ NYC 📍 Boy Mom 💙 Baby J ♏️ twitch: astro_tai 👾🎮.
Nathalie Gonzalez @Nathalie211897
35 Followers 898 Following insta: nathalie7194 No permitas que tus heridas te transformen en alguien que no eres 😜😎
Bookworm @pooopperr
75 Followers 77 Following
Tracy Winchester @twinch65
6 Followers 178 Following
SUNFLOWER🌻💞 @amazzzingmae
102 Followers 258 Following I'm the girl you'll never be.💗ig:itsmepineda_m braver than you,God's Princess, twenTEEN💕RMCHS alumni,milktea lover💞OLFU💕MYLENE CHECA PINEDA💕
jordan lynn @jordan_russo97
55 Followers 252 Following USMC ~Find someone who treats you the way Kanye treats Kanye~ old account got hacked 🤷🏻♀️ married 💍
Christopher Media @ChristopheMedia
9K Followers 10K Following Real Podcasts by Real People. #Subscribe on @ApplePodcasts @Spotify @Amazon and @Spreaker!!!
The Weedsmen Potcast @TheWeedsmen420
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ScottKimberlyProcell @ScottProcell
256 Followers 88 Following Hardcore duck hunter. Native American. Southern Proud.Born and raised in the Louisiana bayous.I bleed purple and gold.GEAUX TIGERS!!!Happily Married.
Olivia Bombay @olivia7bombay
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Reed @ReedReeder08
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My Tummy Hurts and I'... @enbyroyal
2K Followers 3K Following Lex, non-binary, they/them. Stick along for the ride, we got star wars and chaos posting. Someone pay me for being pretty RIP Papa 10.2.22 BLACK LIVES MATTER
lucy lee @lucyleee97
498 Followers 2K Following
Dr Jane MainleyPiddoc... @DrJMainPidd
19K Followers 19K Following My book “Casting the Runes: The letters of M R James”is a “Marmite” Book: TLS & The Telegraph hate it, but all it’s readers (apart from 3 Amazon reviewers❤️it)
Julia @mmaicx
593 Followers 725 Following
StarWarsBargains @StarWarsBargain
5K Followers 6K Following AS A #StarWars COLLECTOR I LIKE TO MY MONEY GO AS FAR AS POSSIBLE. I’M ALWAYS LOOKING FOR #StarWarsBargains 😃👍🏻 I SHARE YOUR BARGAINS HERE TOO #MTFBWY 🇬🇧
Lavanya S @lekhalavanya05
5 Followers 132 Following Your life does not get better by chance , it get's better by change
DAVIEN @thembamudaca
65 Followers 354 Following
Dinusha Costa @CostaDinusha
19 Followers 139 Following I'm a woman who wears her heart on her sleeve, treats everybody with respect and can't stand liars, however if anyone tries to cross her they better beware..
× @notevenher_
3 Followers 36 Following
fback? Bio @sunshine_lou__
503 Followers 2K Following Awaryjne konto @luv_my_angels Jeśli obserwuję Cię tutaj, obserwuję Cię także na tamtym koncie :)
iiRolix @Hgh488
32 Followers 148 Following لآ ترد آلعيب بآلعيب ، اجعل روحك جميله ؛ وأكسب الناس بالطيب..♩'
有料LINEスタン�... @tege_suki
180 Followers 2K Following 簡単な作業をやってくださった方に有料LINEスタンプ無料プレゼントします！クリエイターズスタンプはもちろん、公式スタンプも最新スタンプだってプレゼントしますよ！ 興味のある方は是非LINEにメッセージください！
جمعـه الحوس... @Jumaalhosani
501 Followers 807 Following وطني الإمارات العربية المتحدة لك الولاء والإنتماء لك الإخلاص والوفاء لك السمع والطاعه
EM Ringo @RingoMarie
69 Followers 306 Following In a Relationship with God. x Composer x Music Lover x Food Lover x Taekwondo Player
nicole peaugh @NPeaugh
5 Followers 70 Following
Segilola Abdulkadir @fatimahtazahra
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Tashaalou @tashaalouu89
13 Followers 93 Following Adele Boxing and MMA Eastenders Harry Potter World Harry Potter World Kendall Jenner Khloe Kardashian Music rugbyleague
sunil sagitra @SunilSagitra
2 Followers 106 Following
MATGARI @m2tgari
424 Followers 691 Following
Emily Minton @EmilyMintonBks
3K Followers 3K Following USA Today Best Selling Author Emily Minton... biker babe extraordinaire and all around cool chick!
SHIBILY PRATHYUMNAN @shibilyps
13 Followers 60 Following
Simeon Chukwu. N @SimeonChukwu
148 Followers 2K Following
OX @Ox167
73 Followers 265 Following I live in the swamps of louisiana. I love to cook, read, listen to Real country music, hunt, fish, and relax
ellie @elliewagstaff_
434 Followers 464 Following
Булат Хасан... @science__cat
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Dylan @mrdpa
2K Followers 4K Following Bit of radio on @endeavourfm and developing the future of radio with @elbcic
WeLoveLeeds @TweetYourLeeds
962 Followers 475 Following Keeping Leeds well and truly on the social media map! Just tweet #Leeds for instant promotion!
Azlin Shereen @azlinshereen
153 Followers 372 Following Inky fingers. Writes in cursive. Shoots streets. Plays architect most days. Tweets may be Malaysia-centric.
Niraj Sahoo @nirajsahoo
1K Followers 2K Following IT Professional. Concerned Citizen with interest in IT, Agriculture, Education, Social sector.
reUP VoN WolfGANG @reupvonwolfgang
1K Followers 1K Following Choctaw,Touring Artist,DJ,DM 4 BEATS ,🤙🏾 Instagram -reupvonwolfgangau/ https://t.co/q4Q0R48jYL shows ,email:[email protected]
ً @breaduck
688 Followers 445 Following
SRKWarrior @jesaldave5
1K Followers 280 Following just a fan of the world’s biggest superstar #Pathaan #Jawan #Dunki
WW @wjonwoo
1K Followers 21 Following English RP ･ A snippet of bibliophilism and forever solitude seeker, all rolled into one package.
andrew garcia @drewgar24
133 Followers 918 Following ~All the worlds a stage...i existed because i dream...well i dream no more~ Craig Owens.
Tejeda @btejeda1
518 Followers 949 Following THE Official Twitter of Chick-fil-A’s #1 fan. I tweet about the Pelicans A LOT... Part-Time Superhero. AIM s/n: brandonnnnnnnt
hailey💕 @haileyrussell91
168 Followers 256 Following
徐젠 。 @aphewjil
1K Followers 868 Following running away from your problems is a race you will never win (ಠ 益ಠ) ㅡ ♡
BuggyLynn💋 @Itsmee_niikki
5K Followers 5K Following #Leo•♌️#LongLiveBoomin #FlyHighCheBabi (NovaKaeFible 11-06-2023🎀🌸👶)
Todd Hall @toddhall73
1K Followers 3K Following I'm 48 years old i like to go to the gym& workout, I like movies& all kinds of music
Faint Waves @FaintWavesMusic
1K Followers 268 Following Musician. Synthpop/New Age/Chillout/Balearic. Proprietor of all things chill. Founder: @a2krecordings
sunny🪻AEA 🦢 @bravelouisw
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Camila @hxrrysyndrome_
2K Followers 327 Following ❝I want you to do whatever makes you happiest in the world.❞-H.
Jaclyn @jac_tric
972 Followers 942 Following
Doctor_Beer @Brew_n_Play
460 Followers 564 Following Homebrewer. Very little should be taken seriously. Mostly. Except when I really mean it. Eastern time zone of North America
Redemption Challenge @Redemptioneden
454 Followers 592 Following We are into Comics, Artwork, Music, Games eg Tomb Raider and Film eg Star Wars. We have built and sell a unique Interactive Video Comic. https://t.co/Y0I8E3cdGE
𝐊𝐈𝐌 ❤︎�... @kimmiekiki9
1K Followers 234 Following
Stuart Peeling @543stu1
697 Followers 972 Following Former office-worker; now recovered, by way of spells in building trade through to present occupation as a coalman - (yes, we do still exist!).
Johnna Beuerlein @fcwic1
3K Followers 5K Following Christian & follower of Christ mother of 2 wife , medical provider hard core conservative long distance runner / cross fit
Alex Jackson @alexkeysjackson
2K Followers 935 Following Word scribbler (science/music) | news & media @WMPglobal | prev @royalsociety, @nature, BBC. Makes a grand brew. Views own (via Yorkshire)
Rashda/Mina Khan @SpiceBites
1K Followers 792 Following I write paranormal romance & fantasy, hard news, food articles, literary fiction & poetry; sometimes I doodle and/or color. :) https://t.co/LQZdGKgFSi
jan @sassyladyfl
186 Followers 672 Following Worked for BERNIE SANDERS CAMPAIGN proud progressive, love life, my dogs, my otr driving sweety. lots of things wrong with fl...lots to be thankful for tho.
Troy @EverittTroy
234 Followers 236 Following {18} 'Hey little mamma would you like to be my sunshine, nigga touch my game we gone turn this shit to columbine' . SC-Everitttroy-32
Matt Riley @MatttRiley
305 Followers 162 Following
kevin mikulan @MikulanKevin
34 Followers 49 Following learn the rules like a pro, that way you can break them like an artist
Katta L @katta_IoIkatt
2K Followers 1K Following In Sweden. Trying to keep it simple. Making better mistakes every day is one of my goals, so far I'm very successful.Likes to mishandle the English lingo.Trends for United States
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