Brian from Safe Houses @LaRuminator

Writer. Raconteur. Reluctant Twitterer. I'm in the band Safe Houses (fka Shelter Dogs) itsbrianlarue.com NYC Joined July 2012

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Brian from Safe Houses @LaRuminator

2 years ago

I’m out here still trying to find a label to release my band’s excellent as-yet-unreleased EP, while the guy who put out my (frankly terrible) teenaged ska band’s music is putting out freakin John Hinckley’s album now, so things obvs are cool and make sense

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Brian from Safe Houses @LaRuminator

2 years ago

Yeah idk, I kinda feel like if you can designate a record "Best New Music" AND rate it the numerical equivalent of a B-, your numerical rating system might need some adjusting

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Brian from Safe Houses @LaRuminator

2 years ago

Think I'd describe the trending aesthetic in Bushwick as "scumbari-core"

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Brian from Safe Houses @LaRuminator

2 years ago

For all the public radio listeners out there, this Air may have plenty of Gross in it, but it is certainly not Fresh

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Brian from Safe Houses @LaRuminator

2 years ago

I know I had a lot of weird dreams last night, but I don't specifically remember what was in most of them that was so weird, except for Kathy Hochul doing karaoke, which is one of the parts I don't necessarily *want* to remember

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Brian from Safe Houses @LaRuminator

2 years ago

It's so cool that all these blue-check people are so open-minded to following people they disagree with and then dive-bombing their comments to disagree with them

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Brian from Safe Houses @LaRuminator

2 years ago

This site's owner has announced that voice & video chat functions will be coming to this site, a site whose users fall into three categories: ppl you know how to contact already, ppl who have no reason to talk to you, and ppl you wish would stfu

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Brian from Safe Houses @LaRuminator

2 years ago

Hey, watch my band's new music video tinyurl.com/mrxsf8vp

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Brian from Safe Houses @LaRuminator

2 years ago

Hey, download my band's new two-song single and give us $2 tinyurl.com/yc54z7p6

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Brian from Safe Houses @LaRuminator

2 years ago

There should be a word for the kind of internet person who leaves an obnoxious comment on a deleted Reddit thread from 5+ years ago. Something more niche than standard "troll"

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Brian from Safe Houses @LaRuminator

2 years ago

Word to the wise: When you're on the phone w your parents, don't mention your faults or character flaws, even those you feel you've outgrown, even if you're trying to be self-effacing for a laugh. You're opening a bad door