Lance Holmon @LanceTreeBranch

Joined April 2014

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Lance Holmon @LanceTreeBranch

6 years ago

My talented friend reppin a chicken sammich ornament for the holidays. 🍗😍RT & Get her some free chicken so I can have some too 😂@popeyeschicken

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Lance Holmon @LanceTreeBranch

6 years ago

Even the weather knows it needs to behave on mother's day or else mother nature would be telling the weather to get a switch..💀 #houstonweather

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Lance Holmon @LanceTreeBranch

7 years ago

Getting some cereal in a very dim lit kitchen=bad idea. Poured the milk and looked at the bowl thinking that milk is looking kinda dark. Yea it was actually orange juice 🤦🏾‍♂️#justturnonthelight

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Lance Holmon @LanceTreeBranch

7 years ago

I saw some inappropriate graffiti on the way home and laughed to the point of tears. Trying to become a teacher some day might be a bad idea #nomaturity

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I dun messed up😂 My kinesiology teacher found out I'm into dance so guess who now needs to choreograph a song to lead the class next week? 🙋 She also wants all the dudes to sing Boyz to men "it's hard to say goodbye" on the last day. I'm dead💀 she a real one lol

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Lance Holmon @LanceTreeBranch

7 years ago

😮We will rebuild! #HoustonStrong 🍗🍗

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7 years ago

😮We will rebuild! #HoustonStrong 🍗🍗

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Lance Holmon @LanceTreeBranch

8 years ago

I feel like such a circle after watching this movie cuz all my edges got snatched #AvengersInfinityWar

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Lance Holmon @LanceTreeBranch

8 years ago

Tried a new chicken place today. It was so good that I no joke asked one of the workers there if they put vibranium in it..😍 hashtag blessed

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Lance Holmon @LanceTreeBranch

8 years ago

By the grace of God & some adrenaline, I spared myself from pulling an all nighter. Not because midterms are coming up but because a roach casually crawled into my room and came very close to going under my bed. #Hellnah #callmeKerrycuzimshook

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Lance Holmon @LanceTreeBranch

8 years ago

Not to brag but uhhh I got a date with 7 hot chicks (cuz they came out lookin fresh from the kitchen)😂🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔🐔 They wanted to match tonight👕so I agreed✌ #youarewhatyoueat

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Lance Holmon @LanceTreeBranch

8 years ago

Theory: Instagram wanted to be like snapchat by adding stories. Snapchat wants to be like the gram and make their stories look like instagram's stories while we are the suffering children in a petty war between our social media parents #snapchatupdate