Lara Hauser @LaraHauser3

Widow. Mom of four. Presbyterian to my bones. The smartest man I ever knew called me a Strong Beautiful Genius so it must be true. Joined May 2019

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Lara Hauser @LaraHauser3

4 years ago

I haven’t been on here in forever but I came on just to say that today I was finally able to bring myself to listen to the final episode of @NPRAskMeAnother. I miss @OphiraE and @jonathancoulton. My Saturdays are lesser without the nerdy games.

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Lara Hauser @LaraHauser3

4 years ago

If you can watch this without crying something is probably wrong with you.

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Jake Fogelnest @jakefogelnest

4 years ago

This is the most Philly thing I have ever seen. Also, Jim Gardner is the gold standard for local news who will be retiring at the end of 2022. I watched him as a kid. The MOVE bombing. Hurricane Gloria. Whatever the jawn was, you reported on that jawn like a total pro.

Nick Piccone @_piccone

4 years ago

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R. Eric Thomas @oureric

4 years ago

30 Rock From the Sun. Is that something?

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Lara Hauser @LaraHauser3

4 years ago

I dreamed last night that I got to meet @Chasten and @PeteButtigieg and their adorable babies and I knew we were going to be great friends when they casually swore in front of their infant children. 😂😂😂

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Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich

4 years ago

for fuck's sake, literally NO ONE is teaching critical race theory to children, unless your child is in law school, in which case, congratulations

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Lara Hauser @LaraHauser3

4 years ago

It is a high quality joke.

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Lara Hauser @LaraHauser3

4 years ago

This is BY FAR the funniest thing I have read today, this week, or this month.

Mom of No Rank @momofnorank

4 years ago

This is BY FAR the funniest thing I have read today, this week, or this month.

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Paula Poundstone @paulapoundstone

4 years ago

Good, but the horses aren't the problem, it's the asses.

NBC News @NBCNews

4 years ago

Good, but the horses aren't the problem, it's the asses.

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Nathan W Pyle @nathanwpyle

4 years ago

not sure who did this but I suspect Ariel

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Lara Hauser @LaraHauser3

4 years ago

True story

Nathan W Pyle @nathanwpyle

4 years ago

True story

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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan

4 years ago

We invaded Afghanistan to fight a terrorist group, Al Qaeda, that attacked us. As we leave, we're attacked by another terrorist group, ISIS, worse than Al Qaeda, & which didn't exist when we invaded. I've said it before: all the war on terror gave us was more war & more terror.

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Lara Hauser @LaraHauser3

4 years ago

So so so good

IT WAS NEVER GOING TO BE ME @solomonmissouri

4 years ago

So so so good

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Lara Hauser @LaraHauser3

4 years ago

Love this idea.

Lindsay Graham @lindsayagraham

4 years ago

Love this idea.

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Lara Hauser @LaraHauser3

4 years ago

YES

John Pavlovitz @johnpavlovitz

4 years ago

YES

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Kaye @KayeSteinsapir

4 years ago

When I shared about my grief attack yesterday, some commented to take meds, call a hotline, stop sharing. It doesn’t offend me, but I have something to say. It’s normal to grieve. It’s ok to share. We all experience death and grief. It’s about time we normalize it. #TEAMMOLLY

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Lara Hauser @LaraHauser3

4 years ago

@NathanBrimmer My 5 year old told me this morning I am “almost” 50. I appreciate his budding number sense but that’s 7 years from now, buddy. Slow your roll.