Lauren @Lauren8h
triple threat... mayor, truck driver, legs for days. Joined July 2011-
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Steve Carell did not know that the cast would sing '9,986,000 Minutes', as it was kept a secret from him. His reaction to the song is real and not scripted.
If I was in space, me and E.T. would have beat Katy Perry with hammers I can tell you that much
If I was in space, me and E.T. would have beat Katy Perry with hammers I can tell you that much
Dude is a human Spotify playlist
fucked up that when they put contrast in your veins for an MRI they’re like “it’s gonna make you feel like you peed your pants. rest assured, you are not peeing your pants.” and you’re kinda like “that sounds ridiculous” but then it really does feel like you peed your pants.
Notoriously does not perform his own stunts…
Notoriously does not perform his own stunts…
God provides
i am at my thanksgiving table observing personality disorders that have not been identified yet
Elphaba and Dulcibear
Elphaba and Dulcibear
They're holding space? I didn't know that. You're telling me that for the first time.
They're holding space? I didn't know that. You're telling me that for the first time. https://t.co/VT2Z2qLnYO
"tom cruise does his own stunts" ok? so do i. i just have fewer stunts to do. fewer stunts are being asked of me
Watching The Rizzler’s rise got me feeling like Terrio didn’t have the right team around him
BREAKING NEWS: “Remedial Chaos Theory” just received a 90 minute standing ovation from me in my bedroom after watching it for the 200th time.
Tom Cruise didn’t dive into the stadium. His stunt double did. Tom cruise is notoriously known for not doing his own stunts.
Tom Cruise didn’t dive into the stadium. His stunt double did. Tom cruise is notoriously known for not doing his own stunts.
Less Raygun break dancing memes and more RFK at the center of historical disaster memes please
Having to download an app for every little thing is ruining my life bro like let me just pay for parking like a normal person
Having to download an app for every little thing is ruining my life bro like let me just pay for parking like a normal person
Tom & Marty's @tomandmartys
11K Followers 3K Following Best bar in America. Worst golf picks in the world.
НеІр Χ @HighlightsXMark
59K Followers 4K Following
Stoolies Clubhouse �... @StooliesClub
40K Followers 985 Following Not an official Barstool account. “You have the right to remain silent.. But I wanna hear you scream!” 🏴☠️ @VivaLaStool 🏴☠️ John 13:7
Ham Porter @hogg_10
215 Followers 320 Following Future little league coach 1X Beer Mile Finisher 2X ABA Men’s Softball Champion
FSUBrando🍢 @FSUBrando
6K Followers 984 Following 9X AWL & TAKIE AWARD Nominee | Barstool Parody Songs @TWIBParodies | FSU Alumnus | Cheapie | Noles/Braves/Jags #VIVA
Cheapie13 @Cheapie13
9K Followers 1K Following Cheapie and O’dayniac. Fab 5 week 4. Director of Half-Time Snacks for Bootin' Boots FC. #14 O’dayniac 11/27/21. FMO. Close personal friend of Pat Bev.
Demi Hear Me🗣Roar @demihearmeroar
2K Followers 1K Following twitter’s just a gigantic dumpster fire bit, stupid. laughably blocked by lori lightfoot & brett favre🤡
Son of John @SonofJohn_18
751 Followers 837 Following Mayor, Dad Bod City. Miller High Life Enjoyer. Cheapie. Owner: @bootinbootsfc
Cliff DeMartino @Keystone80435
19K Followers 1K Following
Uncle Shani made my d... @neesuruneetoile
802 Followers 1K Following Love (Island) & Basketball. Highly melanated. https://t.co/2ADNBIxcXf
KPB @TheRealKPB
559 Followers 2K Following You can call this the New World Order of Twitter, brother. Multiple Pulitzer Prize googler. Cheapie
Big40🎙 @Big40HawkEm
392 Followers 644 Following Host of the Jorts Broadcast Network | Cheapie | “Just Win Baby” -Al Davis |🎙2006 Time Magazine Person of the Year #VABERSARMY
stoolie memes @StoolieMemes
7K Followers 515 Following spin, welcome to the zone. chili head. number 1 jersey jerry fan. backup @StoolieMemes2
Sam Lauderdale @smlaude21
354 Followers 453 Following I met Josh Dobbs once. Five Time Basement Boy of the Week (June ‘21, March ‘23, May ‘24, Aug ‘24). Tier 1. 🟧⬜️🟧⬜️
Dave Johnson @Dave_Johnson628
610 Followers 5K Following I’m Dave Johnson, powerball lottery winner of $298million. I’m giving out the sum of $30,000 to my first 1k followers on X. I pick randomly
Michael Wells @mickwells89
299 Followers 340 Following
jack @jackhughesw
98 Followers 874 Following
P M @PM_VfB
348 Followers 719 Following
caroline @shutup_caroline
761 Followers 620 Following longing for something good to happen to chicago sports. stoolie. lady yakker. candy crush connoisseur.
WhyteFX @Whytemedia1
57 Followers 206 Following Cutting clips by day, catching pips by night. 🎬✨ #Editor 📈 📉#Trader fitness 🏋🏼♂️ Health 🩺🩻
Barry Cohen @BC101089
2K Followers 6K Following Yankees fan today tomorrow and forever!!! #stoolie #rasslin #SkoBuffs #DukeNation #patsnation #TeamPortnoy #KaticKrawlers
Boner Salad @chirpchirptrash
2K Followers 525 Following Journalist. Minifan. MutSlut. Kelly Keegs OnlyFans Subscriber.
Bradley Stein @_BradleyStein_
3K Followers 6K Following @Newsmax & @DailyCaller Alum, Podcast Host. Views are my own. Follows and Retweets are NOT endorsements.
Raymond Strack @mosesonaquasar
479 Followers 2K Following Just a human, doing their best to acquire and disseminate knowledge. #LFGM #B4L #IYKYK #SIYD Breezy Point, NYC | FTL | Tokyo | UF Alum | Weed, CA. Rotarian
WEED IN DETROIT @weed_near
33 Followers 668 Following TOP SHELF BUDS,LEAN AND DISPOSABLE CARTS JOIN TELEGRAM CHANNEL BELOW AND STAY UPDATED WITH EVERYTHING AVAILABLE Potato app https://t.co/WSdyg7cvwP
Ryan Lewis @ItsRyGuy23
279 Followers 1K Following Sports lover | NYM | NYG | NJD | Stoolie | Survivor fanatic | @stoolbreakdown blogger #viva
Sams Burner @Smlaude2112
83 Followers 41 Following @smlaude21 is real account. 4x Basement Boy of the week. Tier 1. #SOS
Seth @14sbrown
110 Followers 352 Following
E_den @Eden16247940745
68 Followers 5K Following
Mr Big Chest @marlboro100man
415 Followers 659 Following
Shese @Shese129038
66 Followers 2K Following
Luis Carro-something @BigMouthLouu
540 Followers 3K Following the internet isn’t real, it can’t hurt you #Noles #Reds
Wanye Mary @WanyeMary89069
5 Followers 130 Following
Midhat Bekim Mullai @MidhatBM
194 Followers 238 Following 🎙I don’t read every word and that gets me into trouble.
Reed Jones @reedmalcolmj
2K Followers 3K Following @stoolbreakdown Blog Boy | Basketball, movies, and comics | #Ryder
Steff McKey @SteffMcKey
33 Followers 969 Following
Glep @Messmertheimpa
142 Followers 2K Following
G⚜️ @GidDawwg
92 Followers 265 Following Saints, Pels, Tigers, golf, random stuff, music, DnD. NFTs? Beer, y’all got any?
Karl Blase @blase_karl
115 Followers 1K Following
Himanshu Shekhar pand... @PanditHima83920
11 Followers 355 Following
Lisa @lisa_riley8
248 Followers 3K Following
Judy @judy_hollingswo
289 Followers 3K Following
༻𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐬�... @mishricci
17K Followers 3K Following
Tyler ✊🏻 @gswtyler
1K Followers 2K Following Ryder. Cheapie. Draymond Green Stan Account. #DubNation 🦃🦃🦃 Aidan Chiles take me to the promised land. #GoGreen
Big Deal @brooklynbarwick
3K Followers 2K Following I’m kinda the Big Deal 🤷♀️ Certified Troll🤪 4-0 Pro Boxer 4 KOs 🥊 25 y/o ♐️ #Web3 / Opinions are my own / #NYC
Bubacarr @ChamKebba80185
1 Followers 90 Following Grace and peace to you from God our Father and from the Lord Jesus Christ. Amen. Welcome one another as Christ has welcomed you: to God be the glory
👻👻 @ricketywhippits
98 Followers 1K Following
Gabe Owners @bigtimecorn
459 Followers 673 Following
Uncle Cap @CappnRT
479 Followers 1K Following Former NDSU 🦬 🏈 - 🦅 🇺🇸 🏈 🤙🏼 owner of a top 100 football podcast @getgreasypod 🎧 🏈 —👂 on 🎵 ✳️@Spotify⬇️ also 🪙
Jack Evans @evans_jack0213s
30 Followers 368 Following
Big Twan @Antwan9000
3K Followers 601 Following Jaxson Dart | Giants, Knicks, Sparks | Reality TV Junkie | #BachelorBoy 🌹| @StoolBreakdown
PokerProErik @PokerProErik
2K Followers 2K Following Sacramento Kings Fan 🏀 Light The Beam 🔮🔮 TopShot Kingdom OG 👑 Avid single digit golfer ⛳️ Poker tournament grinder. ♦️♣️♥️♠️
Yosef @Yeezy2guy
212 Followers 435 Following Fan of team with 27 World Series, dropped on head at birth, above average IQ
feitelberg @FeitsBarstool
364K Followers 2K Following my favorite show is @lesmascots. you should check it out. bet you’d like it.Tom & Marty's @tomandmartys
11K Followers 3K Following Best bar in America. Worst golf picks in the world.
Chief @BarstoolChief
127K Followers 1K Following @barstoolchicago. Burrata gang member. @dogwalkbarstool @thestretchpod [email protected].
Kelly Keegs @kellykeegs
109K Followers 1K Following Very sarcastic & the tallest of my friends. President of Barstool NY 🇺🇸 Taylor Watch🕛 WhineWithKelly🍷 @barstoolsports 🌙
Eddie @EddieBarstool
137K Followers 959 Following from the northwest side of Chicago - Host of @dogwalkbarstool & @thestretchpod
НеІр Χ @HighlightsXMark
59K Followers 4K Following
Glenny Balls @Glenny_balls
203K Followers 1K Following Sundae Conversation | @OnlyStansShow IG: glennyballs | Email: [email protected]
Stoolies Clubhouse �... @StooliesClub
40K Followers 985 Following Not an official Barstool account. “You have the right to remain silent.. But I wanna hear you scream!” 🏴☠️ @VivaLaStool 🏴☠️ John 13:7
Large @LargeBarstool
116K Followers 849 Following Took a report, now on a barstool, and I mute A LOT of people... Boxing/History/NASCAR🥋@rubbinisracing @Barstool_Boxing & @twistedhistory
Ham Porter @hogg_10
215 Followers 320 Following Future little league coach 1X Beer Mile Finisher 2X ABA Men’s Softball Champion
FSUBrando🍢 @FSUBrando
6K Followers 984 Following 9X AWL & TAKIE AWARD Nominee | Barstool Parody Songs @TWIBParodies | FSU Alumnus | Cheapie | Noles/Braves/Jags #VIVA
Cheapie13 @Cheapie13
9K Followers 1K Following Cheapie and O’dayniac. Fab 5 week 4. Director of Half-Time Snacks for Bootin' Boots FC. #14 O’dayniac 11/27/21. FMO. Close personal friend of Pat Bev.
Demi Hear Me🗣Roar @demihearmeroar
2K Followers 1K Following twitter’s just a gigantic dumpster fire bit, stupid. laughably blocked by lori lightfoot & brett favre🤡
Son of John @SonofJohn_18
751 Followers 837 Following Mayor, Dad Bod City. Miller High Life Enjoyer. Cheapie. Owner: @bootinbootsfc
Cliff DeMartino @Keystone80435
19K Followers 1K Following
stoolie memes @StoolieMemes
7K Followers 515 Following spin, welcome to the zone. chili head. number 1 jersey jerry fan. backup @StoolieMemes2
caroline @shutup_caroline
761 Followers 620 Following longing for something good to happen to chicago sports. stoolie. lady yakker. candy crush connoisseur.
Raymond Strack @mosesonaquasar
479 Followers 2K Following Just a human, doing their best to acquire and disseminate knowledge. #LFGM #B4L #IYKYK #SIYD Breezy Point, NYC | FTL | Tokyo | UF Alum | Weed, CA. Rotarian
JFar 🧞♂️ @JFar2Nice
125K Followers 984 Following RIP True and SpotMe | UF Alum 🐊| @BTBSupport | @playbook partner
Mark Blutman @BlutmanMark
16K Followers 4K Following ✏️ 📺 🎥 Boy Meets World. GMW. 6x Emmy nominee 1 win. WGA Award nom. Regardless of how dry our industry seems there are always plenty of words and blank pages.
Sams Burner @Smlaude2112
83 Followers 41 Following @smlaude21 is real account. 4x Basement Boy of the week. Tier 1. #SOS
!Solo_Dev @BoredSoloDev
1K Followers 505 Following Over a decade of breaking shit \n Job: ITSC 🤓💻✌️\n Married \n (っ◔◡◔)っ 💻 JS GO🐧🦀💍👩❤💋👨🐶 \n 🪪 Offical ShitPoster/don't take shit so seriously
Accidental Bronson @AccidentalBron
106K Followers 16K Following Things that sound like Action Bronson lyrics
Mark Titus @clubtrillion
259K Followers 667 Following @MostlySports / @MarkTitusShow / @BarstoolYak. Zero career turnovers.
BrilliantlyDumb @RobbyBerger
147K Followers 119 Following Host of Bob Does Sports and The BrilliantlyDumb Show
Ryan Whitney @ryanwhitney6
530K Followers 711 Following 1/4th of the @spittinchiclets podcast team and the inventor of vodka pink lemonade @pinkwhitney For Business Inquiries contact [email protected]
Midhat Bekim Mullai @MidhatBM
194 Followers 238 Following 🎙I don’t read every word and that gets me into trouble.
Reed Jones @reedmalcolmj
2K Followers 3K Following @stoolbreakdown Blog Boy | Basketball, movies, and comics | #Ryder
🎀 planet clarke �... @planetclarke
148K Followers 1K Following community mind-garden 🌱 (aka my public diary)
𝙎𝙚𝙘𝙧𝙚�... @kalleyyoung
2K Followers 2K Following VIVA 😑🕯️ #GoDawgs 🏈🐶 #KaticKrawler — An Endless Love for Happy Madison 🎥🎮 https://t.co/L9552SnbBb ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ pronounced like ‘California’
༻𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐬�... @mishricci
17K Followers 3K Following
Tyler ✊🏻 @gswtyler
1K Followers 2K Following Ryder. Cheapie. Draymond Green Stan Account. #DubNation 🦃🦃🦃 Aidan Chiles take me to the promised land. #GoGreen
Phill @MeekPhill_
40K Followers 4K Following @BarstoolSports. @Wakeupbarstool @GottaBelievePod. @Stoolbaseball No Relation to Meek Mill. MLB Talent evaluator. 1-0 Head Coaching Record
Gabe Owners @bigtimecorn
459 Followers 673 Following
miresh @mireshpatel
9K Followers 653 Following @barstoolsports | @mookcantsleep Manchester is Red ⬜️
Chris Castellani @Castellani2014
67K Followers 2K Following Media personality | https://t.co/FHN5FHbaUh | https://t.co/0LjcaZuq6f
Big Twan @Antwan9000
3K Followers 601 Following Jaxson Dart | Giants, Knicks, Sparks | Reality TV Junkie | #BachelorBoy 🌹| @StoolBreakdown
gia (taylor’s versi... @giamariano5
20K Followers 413 Following animated movie and taylor swift enthusiast 🤠 @barstoolsports
Big Deal @brooklynbarwick
3K Followers 2K Following I’m kinda the Big Deal 🤷♀️ Certified Troll🤪 4-0 Pro Boxer 4 KOs 🥊 25 y/o ♐️ #Web3 / Opinions are my own / #NYC
Ben Schramm @benschrammy
971 Followers 1K Following Iowa Hawkeyes / Cincinnati Bengals. Stu Feiners biggest fan. Formerly Will Comptons biggest hater.
KPB @TheRealKPB
559 Followers 2K Following You can call this the New World Order of Twitter, brother. Multiple Pulitzer Prize googler. Cheapie
Sam Lauderdale @smlaude21
354 Followers 453 Following I met Josh Dobbs once. Five Time Basement Boy of the Week (June ‘21, March ‘23, May ‘24, Aug ‘24). Tier 1. 🟧⬜️🟧⬜️
Casey Shoemaker @Cshoemakermayor
84 Followers 683 Following CarGuy, Detroit Lions, Pitt athletics, Buccos, Penguins,
The Dozen Trivia App @DozenTriviaApp
358 Followers 342 Following The (unofficial) Dozen Trivia App. Not affiliated with @TheDozenTrivia or @barstoolsports. Now with MULTI-PLAYER for iOS & Android : https://t.co/zj0EZuxL5c
Barstool Breakdown @StoolBreakdown
3K Followers 330 Following Podcast with Hosts @TheKidFrankie25 and @JohnathonSands breaking down this week in @BarstoolSports *For Stoolies By Stoolies*
Johnathon Sandos @JohnathonSands
1K Followers 744 Following Host @StoolBreakdown | Navy Vet | Bad takes and Twitter replies | Steelers, Lakers, Buckeyes, and SF Giants | Stoolie. #Viva🏴☠️
JHONNY @jhonnydotco
319 Followers 815 Following AWL | Minifan?! | #ForeTheBoys| #FrankWasRight l #DozenRigged | #ImJerry
Heron Greenesmith, Es... @herong
12K Followers 3K Following Deputy Director of Policy at @translawcenter. I teach law sometimes at @BU_Law. And I write for @thenation, @teenvogue, @bitchmedia, etc. (they)
Steve Hartman @SteveHartmanCBS
32K Followers 149 Following On The Road with Steve Hartman | Fridays on the @CBSEveningNews | Sundays @CBSSunday | #Kindness101 l Email us: [email protected]