i hate mondays @LeonFunking
pondering the immortality of the crab 🦀 🦀🦀 🦀 🦀 🦀 as known on twitter Miami Joined February 2009-
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no officer i am an fbi informant tasked with smoking this weed
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imagine sisyphus happy
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If I understand this correctly, Trump barely knew Epstein, and Obama put Trump's name in the Epstein files, except Trump did in fact hang out with Epstein because he was actually a white hat pedophile working under deep cover, but also the Epstein files are a hoax
If I understand this correctly, Trump barely knew Epstein, and Obama put Trump's name in the Epstein files, except Trump did in fact hang out with Epstein because he was actually a white hat pedophile working under deep cover, but also the Epstein files are a hoax
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THANK YOU MR. PRESIDENT! 🇺🇸🦅
THANK YOU MR. PRESIDENT! 🇺🇸🦅 https://t.co/9q0AMEWlq8
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poly discourse? yeah i'm poly gonna order dis course of chinese food and then head out. i don't really care anymore man
This is insane
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We may get a chance to watch the Fujiwhara effect take place this weekend with future #Gabrielle and the tail end of the wave complex to its SW. It appears overnight through today they’ve both become just separated enough to become better organized and more well consolidated.…
We may get a chance to watch the Fujiwhara effect take place this weekend with future #Gabrielle and the tail end of the wave complex to its SW. It appears overnight through today they’ve both become just separated enough to become better organized and more well consolidated.… https://t.co/vA9xfWzp0A
Might have some strong thunderstorms developing shortly
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can we please get a redder guy looking into this?
can we please get a redder guy looking into this?
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91L continues to fire off convection over the center of circulation, and this should help the vortex become more symmetrical. This is getting organized pretty quickly now, so I don't know why there is anything less than a 90% chance of tropical cyclone formation within the next 2…
PWAT values of 3000+ on Eastern SFL Metro area. Careful of regional flooding today. Avoid driving through water
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