Flix @Lethargizard

Hssshssshsss.~ I'm jusssst screwin' with you.

R E N D . @VoidMaw

8 years ago

Hssshssshsss.~ I'm jusssst screwin' with you.

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Ssssounds like a hoot. So thisss is why so many people are dressed strangely. ... Doessss this... technically mean you're naked or?

R E N D . @VoidMaw

8 years ago

Ssssounds like a hoot. So thisss is why so many people are dressed strangely. ... Doessss this... technically mean you're naked or?

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<He hisses a soft snicker, as he tosses a piece into his mouth.> You are too kind. Thankssss. ...What'sa Halloween?

R E N D . @VoidMaw

8 years ago

<He hisses a soft snicker, as he tosses a piece into his mouth.> You are too kind. Thankssss. ...What'sa Halloween?

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<CONFUSED AND AFRAID, HE JUST WOKE UP-> HSSSSS, I'MUNDERATTACK- NARKITUSHELP- Oh... Candy.... /Rend/?! Holy sssssssSSSSSsssshit.

R E N D . @VoidMaw

8 years ago

<CONFUSED AND AFRAID, HE JUST WOKE UP-> HSSSSS, I'MUNDERATTACK- NARKITUSHELP- Oh... Candy.... /Rend/?! Holy sssssssSSSSSsssshit.

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Ssssslept for two years. Still desire more. Pleassse end me.

Y-yes... Good. Good indeed. Only a fool would be so........... ........... Gravely disrespectful. H-haaaaa. @TemporalLich

<If he could sweat, he would be right now.> ....Nooooo. Not at alllll. <A...somewhat nervous laugh.> Never crossed my mind. @TemporalLich

...Oh. Well, then. That is...quite the purpose. ... It wouldn't be in poor taste to ask about more time to sleep, would it? @TemporalLich

- At any-- <A LOUDER yawn> rate... What of your purpose here, I wonder? @TemporalLich

They were depraved, greedy louts, anyways. <A yawn> Honestly, the liches probably had very little contribution to it. - @TemporalLich

A few guild-brothers have, funny enough, facing other liches. A pleasant change, meeting one more... affable. @TemporalLich

Ah, no need for apologies. It is simply nice to know, I am not getting... corroded, in the mind. @TemporalLich

I must wonder. Given name, did that infer--...Erm... "consistent" ticking, per chance, have anything to do with your arrival? @TemporalLich

<Tongue flicker- Surprising, sure, but nothing to warrant over reaction> Very well, Watchmaker. <Holds out a hand> Well met. @TemporalLich

What a jolly fellow. A pleasure to meet you, Lich. You may call me... Flix. Simply Flix.

My mistake. It's so hard to tell... robed, skeletal sorts apart. ... You know. Due to the- <Motions a claw over his face>

Is that the reaper. I'm too lazy to die today.

Yaaay. More jobs from the guild. I'll get to them later. Maybe. I guess. Urgh.

<Here lies an 8-foot lizard-man, laying belly-down on a rock, flipping through a stack of papers with evident lack of enthusiasm>