L e x i c o n @LexiconPrime
Retired tradesman who never grew up. Still thinks potty humour is funny. Please follow & timidly like/favourite my tweets without ever talking to me. ratemypoo.com Land of 10,000 Lakes Joined August 2010-
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Clowns 2 the Left: incapable of grasping their own intolerance. [Me] Jokers 2 the right: unable 2 grasp their self destructive behaviour.
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OMG IT FINALLY HAPPENED! THE QUICK BROWN FOX JUMPS OVER THE LAZY DOG
Massive anti-Trump protest Just went by! Followed by a bizarre number of police?
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Crack open a box of jelly babies and don your longest stripy scarves because… it's Tom Baker's birthday! 🎉 #DoctorWho
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Potty humour is the purest primal form of comedy. Having a president who pays women to pee on him is so SWEET! GO DONALD! #Inauguration
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War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength.
I read 998 when I was 5. All i got was $9.98. Life is unfair.
Trump's about send all the Aussies back 2 Austria Kiwis back 2 Kiwanis. Then he's gonna build a wall around both South African countries.
This dude here @RealGDT is thinking about making another Hell Boy movie. Visit his site and vote. Don't be a dick.
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Since there was no option for "Fuck yeah"
I've been watching Peter Jackson movies. I know realize New Zealand is filled with matricidal lesbians. That's hot. I mean disturbing.
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