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@ThePlanetBuster The greatest Wikipedia section headers are definitely anything to do with Casablanca or sun dried turnips. No foolin!
The saddest thing is that Newt Gingrich is still alive and Whitney Houston is dead.
#StuffWhitePeopleSayToBlackPeople Hello! I completely trust you!
@SimonHausner Simple print job for me. Million dollars? Easy enough. It's already in the mail.
Bin Laden's not so bad. Though I did see him walk out of a QuikTrip with a bag of Funyuns. Pretty sure that guy is a stoner.
I used to have AT&T in me until I discovered free Wi-Fi at McDonalds. I hang out with the coffee maker. He's cool, but his breath reeks.
Did you know the Tony's were started by none other than Tony Danza? Why would I lie to you?
The saddest thing is a homeless man winning the lottery and spending all the money on charities that are fronts for drug smuggling.
#liesbotstell = The saddest thing is when someone watches Kevin Smith movies for the comedy. #liesboystell = "I'm not gay" #liesgirlstell
@Al_Ewing The most legally actionable thing is jaywalking back and forth on the streets in rural Montana.
Deacon of hope @NNzioki100
211 Followers 6K Following
KELVIN MWANGI @KELVINMWAN75318
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Patel Mandai @mandai_patel
58 Followers 1K Following
Abigail Hernandez @Sleasur6ZpewXd
38 Followers 2K Following Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you have imagined.
Positivitywarrior @Kikuyuwarrior20
44 Followers 703 Following Existence and Being are gifts..filling them with meaning and significance is up to the individual who receives them..
Zoey Darling @DarlingZoe16354
6 Followers 817 Following
Riina K @APorcelainGirl
544 Followers 4K Following I'm a Finnish girl living in the States, a writer, editor, voice actress, writer & singer, weather nerd also a non-profit fundraiser, & sock addict. (She/hers)
Jonathan Bloom @talk2machines
660 Followers 561 Following I work at Google as a Conversation Designer, which means I help machines communicate more like we do. Some music tweets mixed in...I can't help myself.
seabird respecter @paul_atreides94
106 Followers 2K Following
Colby Howell @ColbyLafayette
79 Followers 546 Following
NK @NK72318664
25 Followers 945 Following
ditties is making a v... @hellofditties
440 Followers 921 Following baby game dev working on RAT KING, a cozy game with diminishing cozy | youtube & twitch streamer @hellofditties | medieval fantasy enjoyer
Robin Rhyne @rrhyne56
190 Followers 323 Following being there comfortably. There is only present time.
juche couture @outofband
148 Followers 792 Following entropy generator, more likely to see me post @[email protected]
sentientmeat @sentientmeat
390 Followers 4K Following Infectious disease physician in the South Bronx. Married to the brilliant @zoomuphill. He/him, also singular ‘they’ or just ‘hey you’
Tony Monbetsu @TMonbetsu
12 Followers 118 Following Rock-climbin' van-livin' picture-takin' word-writin' dirtbag. Should have more wisdom by now.
Ape LinkedIn @discolingua
231 Followers 492 Following Bunny Blake. I make words + music + software + games. They/them.
Maggie Carnes @MaggieCarnes
786 Followers 2K Following #Mom & #Surfer from #SoCal & #Hawaii in the #MusicIndustry #LoveObviously
The Laughing Monkey @laughingmonkey8
31 Followers 407 Following
Keith Coffel @kinslay3r
133 Followers 461 Following Computer geek, avid coffee fanatic, lover of kittehs, retired internet spaceship pilot, professional dinosaur wrestler, oh and also...I am Iron Man
Jon“RadChilies”at... @agoodspecialboy
25 Followers 488 Following i'm a big soft baby. i'm really smooth and soft. please hug me. chodey dingus
Daniella Rigoni @Daniellaqafw
12 Followers 291 Following
sharpe herrera @BrittanieHammer
3 Followers 94 Following Co Founder http://t.co/qQpYBkcojm Wearable Indonesia. Wearable E-commerce. Wearable User. Wearable tech geek.
Mandy Bliss @fullobliss
19 Followers 120 Following
Joy Ashley Tovås @jeg_er_Glede
58 Followers 214 Following LCG.🩵NJR.🩷 Solo bueno, pura vida.✌️VIII•XXI•MMXXI
artgirlwhen @artgirlwhen
16 Followers 30 Following
ቻቿዪኗ @aufidiusbassus
119 Followers 983 Following https://t.co/vhFCOMMtuG (art) https://t.co/7o81mG1lGZ(songs) https://t.co/ewhT0aoQC3 https://t.co/WjlKs5rrb3
Kenneth M. Ishikawa @ishikawakenneth
85 Followers 2K Following
waveformwoman @waveformwoman
316 Followers 1K Following everything in the world began with a yes. - CL
assistant to the head... @hotdog_seltzer
96 Followers 149 Following I’ve got a kink for when people fucking despise me
“Dirty” Dom Solan... @ownbrand
142 Followers 726 Following I put the screw in the tuna. Views are nobody’s
rhiannon @rhiannontimes
635 Followers 1K Following wanna have a gas online? she/her @ rhiannonev on bluesky, @ rhiannonevelyn on ig free masks in sk: https://t.co/Ky06REibAk
Joe Livingstone @theantisceptic
148 Followers 385 Following Axonn Media Head of Content and occasional, incessant rambler. All views are my own, not those of my employer
Leigh Denholm @_leighd
99 Followers 211 Following
Jocelyn 🇺🇦 @fandacam
400 Followers 2K Following The ghosts of the astronaut dogs are waiting. (they/them.)
Spec @Spectankular
11 Followers 427 Following
Jeremy Crow @jhcrow
269 Followers 503 Following Kitchen experimenter. Beer lover. Purveyor of fine puns. Valiant driver.
Richard Holden @rchrd_h
606 Followers 851 Following "Reading is an adventure." Group Product Manager @TheEconomist. Bassist for @malettajackson.
Peter Cropes @nicepeteisnice
26 Followers 10 Following Author, Well known Friend of the Arts, Implementer, Nice man with cares.
rstevens 🐳💨 @rstevens
21K Followers 3K Following gone gone o form of man 👽 https://t.co/4PZxgmxV0D 🏞️ https://t.co/S3WqVykxbp
Nathan Fillion @NathanFillion
3.0M Followers 548 Following It costs nothing to say something kind. Even less to shut up altogether.
@krisstraub.com @krisstraub
54K Followers 508 Following ＬＯＣＡＬ５８ＴＶ, Candle Cove, All Houses Matter. Cartoonist, presenter, humor scientist. K’thriss on #acqinc. He/him.
Johnny Appleseed @iphonetest2009
90 Followers 631 Following
Larry Legend @larrylegend
2K Followers 495 Following iOS developer and musician. Founder of House of Legend.
Peter Roskilly @PeterRoskilly
64 Followers 29 Following This is just a place holder account now. I don't check.
Comics Alliance @comicsalliance
88K Followers 88K Following Comic Book Culture, Commentary and Community
Téodor Orezscu @orezscu
111 Followers 9 Following
Ace of Spades @lyle151
113 Followers 9 Following
Molly Sanders @mollysanders
126 Followers 9 Following Blogging at you live from Achewood, CA! Roast Beef is my game, and living with him is lame.
Boofjan Stevens @thatoneguy
498 Followers 265 Following a water gun that shoots jelly • he/him • icon + banner by @dwudles now at @[email protected]
Roast Beef @rbeef
178 Followers 9 Following
CampFu @CampFu
1K Followers 1K Following CampFu is a new multiplayer games site. CampFu focuses on co-operative games. Create an avatar. Team up with friends. Play co-op games. http://t.co/vFb1WklFPh
aphrodisioure @aphrodisioure
41 Followers 147 Following
Brian @SpinyNorman
1K Followers 2K Following Dad, Husband, Reading/History Educator, Geek,Reader, Writer, Philly Sports, Delawarean, Wilderness Wanderer. All views my own He/Him
Matthew Borghese @mborghese
436 Followers 369 Following Comms in BC + @NASAJPL #SolarSystemAmbassador who loves to chat about #space. All likes, retweets, bad jokes, and opinions my own.
Kandy @crimsonclover
6 Followers 18 Following I've got static in my head; the reflected sound of everything....
america’s next top ... @spacecatazz
416 Followers 604 Following listens to podcasts at 1x speed. make of that what you will ✨🍄💃🏳️🌈🍜
Necro Supernaut XIII @NecroButcher187
1K Followers 2K Following Street Fighter - The Movie - 10/10 Great Film
Aaron Cornelius @dungeonjanitor
431 Followers 2K Following Draws Goblins & stuff. Comic book hoarder, Sleepy Dad of two. Set out a cup of coffee to summon me
Joy Ashley Tovås @jeg_er_Glede
58 Followers 214 Following LCG.🩵NJR.🩷 Solo bueno, pura vida.✌️VIII•XXI•MMXXI
Lacey V @lvcey
356 Followers 893 Following
Jonafun @jonacon
365 Followers 499 Following
brainofmorbius @brainofmorbius
18 Followers 16 Following
ObjectiveReality @ObjectiveRealty
305 Followers 1K Following Soundie, muso, general nerd. He/him. Music: https://t.co/FljEVs8gYl Podcast: "Reserved Recommendations": https://t.co/jO6kCO7dVg Itch games: https://t.co/QP8pVi22B4
Moacir P. de Sá Pere... @muziejus
1K Followers 365 Following Research Data Librarian @columbialib. Botmaker/shottaker. Wikipedia and ice water. he/him
wangbanelspoon @wangbanelspoon
4 Followers 3 Following
shestafiesta @shestafiesta
46 Followers 127 Following
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