Life Dev Notes @LifeDevNotes

- Wyoming is currently unavailable due to maintenance. - Yeti spawn rate increased by 7%. - Bug that caused ships to disappear around Bermuda has been patched.

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Life Dev Notes @LifeDevNotes

3 years ago

- Cher is not a vampire. We respawn her every year. Same with Morgan Freeman. - Winter Event in the Northeast U.S. server starting tomorrow. - Skipping adds +2 happiness for every 3 minutes

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- Elves from the North Pole (but not Valinor) have speed increased by 26.1% for the next four days. - Special winter event in Texas PvP server tomorrow. - Temperatures on all servers increased by 0.0001%.

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Life Dev Notes @LifeDevNotes

3 years ago

- TV Remotes despawn rate increased by 6.7%. - Yelling at the TV during sporting events will grant your team +0.6 agility. - Rock, Scissor, and Paper odds have been changed. Paper nerfed by 0.8%.

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Life Dev Notes @LifeDevNotes

3 years ago

- Mothers have +2,000 dmg when using slippers (PvP). - Batteries in birds take 24% longer to recharge. - Uranus will be unavailable for a month due to maintenance.

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Life Dev Notes @LifeDevNotes

3 years ago

- Patched the wall exploit on Platform 9 3/4 at King's Cross Station that allowed players to enter a different game. - Yeti spawn rate increased by 37% - We will not rename Pluto as a planet. That was a dev labeling error.

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Life Dev Notes @LifeDevNotes

3 years ago

- Singing in a car causes the vehicle to increase speed by 4%. - 8.3% increase in probability of finding legendary loot while dumpster diving. - Tipping cows can spawn aliens.

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Life Dev Notes @LifeDevNotes

3 years ago

- Music Devs have issued an apology for creating 70s disco music. - Hugs restore 7.3% more mana. - Icicles have been buffed to do 12.4% more damage.

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Life Dev Notes @LifeDevNotes

3 years ago

- Patched the bug that causes “cars to come out of no where.” - Patched the bug that caused “infinite never-clean butt wipes” after taking a dump. We note that this only occurred 0.04% of the time.

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Life Dev Notes @LifeDevNotes

3 years ago

- 100 years ago an angry dev nerfed British cuisine too much, and we haven't been able to fix it since.

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Life Dev Notes @LifeDevNotes

3 years ago

- Nerfed thirst trap dances on TikTok by 12.3%. - Northern Hemisphere daylight will be reduced gradually by 23.1% - Increased typing efficiency by 20.2% for people who type with two fingers.

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Life Dev Notes @LifeDevNotes

3 years ago

- Patched the bug that caused toddlers to spawn out of thin air on airplanes. - Buffed "knocking on wood" to prevent being jinxed.

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Life Dev Notes @LifeDevNotes

3 years ago

- “Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice” bug has been patched and will no longer spawn an NPC. - Vampires are now visible in mirrors.

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Life Dev Notes @LifeDevNotes

3 years ago

- Mariah Carey’s powers are fully charged now. - Please stop asking us to release Santa’s “naughty list” so that you can make friends.

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Life Dev Notes @LifeDevNotes

3 years ago

- We are aware that all U.S. server’s weight scales are temporarily broken and showing higher numbers than usual. - Aggro when playing Christmas music now reduced by 98%.