Little Miss Basic @LilMissBasic
Mom to my labradoodle, Beyoncé ☆ Gluten-free on weekdays ☆ Read my book: https://t.co/reqaQEQFgi MrMenParodies.com Joined July 2015-
Tweets105
-
Followers104
-
Following89
-
Likes70
To be chanted in your car while following the world's worst driving directions. #modernmantras #mindfulness #meditation #recovery
When you're feeling #jealous, #envious, and #inadequate... #ModernMantras
To hell with "OM." For those daily moments that drive you insane, chant these super-specific #ModernMantras instead. Suggestions encouraged at #ModernMantras!
dy-ING!!! You guys should literally follow @modernmantras
dy-ING!!! You guys should literally follow @modernmantras
Except I will be keeping my prescheduled drinks date with @MrHumblebragg b/c he has a Tesla #Tinderella
My #newyearsresolution is for my life to be less, like, complicated, so I'm swearing off men until February #newyearnewme #byetinder
I usually am like, why would you read a book when you could watch Grey's Anatomy, but you guys should read my book: bit.ly/littlemissbasic
I gazed at myself in the mirror and I said aloud "wow, you are so pretty"
Applying brand new liquid eyeliner this morning was, like, more cathartic than hypnotherapy. SO SMOOTH. SO DARK
.@AmyKup Luv it!!!!! I literally LIVE in the Short Hills Mall!! Parodies of people you love to hate: s.nj.com/OzORLPW via @njdotcom
The barista painted a butterfly on the latte of the girl in front of me meanwhile my latte milk art is an unidentifiable blob and I am livid
My roommate is doing a juice cleanse & says she's not hungry but she misses solid food, I'm like me too even tho I just ate 10 min ago
Tried to #bendandsnap picking up a pen as I entered a meeting, overdid it, catapulted the pen at the CFO @rwitherspoon
It's my bday betches! Follow me 4 the chance 2 win Lululemon gear & more. Mention me & #sweepstakes 4 an extra entry
I was @Beyonce from the 7/11 video for Halloween last week and not gonna lie haven’t removed my kale sweatshirt from my body since
.@DanZevin, you made me laugh inappropriately loud in a quiet bookstore! 😂 These books are hilarious!
Just drank a literal liter of coconut water, I think my head turned into a coconut I'm like the organic version of those Gushers commercials
Just ate 4 Girl Scout Samoas but meditated during it so the thought of what I was doing would pass thru my mind and I would gently let it go
#YouHadMeAt you look like an almond milk kind of girl #almondbreeze

Kristen @Kristen64554805
63 Followers 3K Following 😋💞 I'm Кristеn!🍀 Hегe is my album аnd my naked piсtuгe!)) Votе fог mе, bаby:🙂 https://t.co/FPEeRFq8Ta
BenWorla @benworla
1K Followers 5K Following Don't allow negative minded people to intertwine your life if you are for exploit. Jesus is our only hope for a day which is coming.
Kelly 👩🏻💻 @kellyshalk
9K Followers 3K Following Forever a student. Lead Developer Marketing @docusign. @philmcmichael +1, momma x2. Previously @slackhq @azureadvocates @Twitter.
Della @MarCommStrat
352 Followers 662 Following Public Relations student, Former Creator & Owner of RSVP & My Wedding in a Box. 10+ Canadian Armed Forces in Communications and Public Affairs
Michelle Richardson @Michelle83237
813 Followers 5K Following Always dreaming of our next adventure. Married to my best friend. A sweet girl calls me mom. Pacific Northwest. Love One Another.
Lu C @LuCaesar
17 Followers 171 Following
Delaney Rachelle Cox @DelaneyRCox
443 Followers 1K Following Sycamore | AXΩ Alumna | Avid Traveler |Completely amazed by life and what God has given me
Alice Kerr @xoxoalicek
58 Followers 144 Following
🍒Kaitlyn Hellman �... @kaitlyn_hellman
273 Followers 371 Following
dutchess of doom @HiddenJules_
374 Followers 512 Following A buzzfeed quiz told me I’m 100% trash. just full blown garbage. a overfilled dumpster that you couldn’t shove one more thing in if you tried. yale ‘TBD
Maggie Burns @maggs_burns
181 Followers 197 Following
Janelle @janelle_pace
117 Followers 112 Following
Grace Heilman ☯ @50shad3sofgrace
367 Followers 383 Following stay connected, stay earthy, live long and prosper.
Brittany @britt_boudreau
146 Followers 128 Following
Daphne Gregory @ddaapphhnnee28
195 Followers 238 Following
Mallory @malloryashtonn
152 Followers 308 Following can’t swim, can’t dance, and I don’t know karate
Sav @SavannahSalmons
354 Followers 612 Following a regulated nervous system 𖦹 wife of @stupidsapient
B Watts @blewatts
236 Followers 269 Following i am ready to face any challenge that might be foolish enough to face me
G L O☁️ @itsglo01
194 Followers 593 Following G O I N G | W I T H | THE | F L O W☁️ ✨Future Fashion Designer 🪡 & Scientist👩🏽🔬💙🐅🤍7️⃣7️⃣7️⃣♑️♎️♑️ Soulaan🔱-30,Flirty,& Thriving!✨
destiny murphy @DestinyMurph
127 Followers 281 Following
Caroline @carolinemontez
193 Followers 785 Following
Valeria Basualdo @valeriabasualdo
453 Followers 211 Following
sasha payne @sashasweeper
473 Followers 3K Following New to Keto life, has MG, Passionate about journey to debt freedom!
maddie @madisontucker21
414 Followers 545 Following my best friend says I give off “domestic vibes” so take that as you will
Barbara Adams @sdbarbee
523 Followers 4K Following
haley andrews @h_andrews96
120 Followers 139 Following
Jillian Haddon @JillianHaddon
541 Followers 459 Following
Heather Woloch @heatherwoloch
153 Followers 235 Following
Niki @lifewithNOnaps
1K Followers 2K Following Niki, happily married to my best friend. :) my three babies are my pride & joy. I am a mommy blogger! http://t.co/2EUwYznVKW The end.
ᴄᴀʀᴀ ᴍᴀᴛ... @CaraMathews16
263 Followers 240 Following
Alisa @akotorobay
232 Followers 292 Following
Elio Iannacci @ElioIannacci
3K Followers 1K Following Writer/Editor/Editorial Director • Arts/Fashion/Music Reporter Globe&Mail, Vogue Italia, IN magazine, Toronto Star, Maclean's • etc.
Farrah (is no longer ... @FarrahPenn
4K Followers 1 Following Find me on Instagram or Threads: @FarrahPenn
Emily X.R. Pan @exrpan
9K Followers 467 Following New York Times bestselling & award-winning author: THE ASTONISHING COLOR OF AFTER, FORESHADOW YA, and AN ARROW TO THE MOON.
Krystie Lee Yandoli @KrystieLYandoli
8K Followers 1K Following Somewhere between I want it and I got it. Tell me things: [email protected]
Prashant @CoolAssPuppy
6K Followers 2K Following Proud Californian. Happy expat in Portugal. Author of “Picks & Shovels”, the definitive guide to developer marketing.
Angela Schach💁🏽 @Angelala6
638 Followers 2K Following Admin @ Facebook / Ex Tweep / SF Native / @ChicoState Alum / Obsessed w/ abbrevs, carbs, cinnamon / Live for #Fielding, Fashion, and Family
Koral @koralreeeef
661 Followers 327 Following
Rachel Zoe @RachelZoe
3.3M Followers 276 Following CEO, CCO and Founder - stylist, author, mother. 🎙️Listen to: @climbinginheelspod ✨Book A Call With Me: https://t.co/eegMMldbKW
Bethenny Frankel @Bethenny
1.5M Followers 630 Following CEO & Founder @skinnygirlbrand — Inventor of the Skinny Margarita 🎙️Just B With Bethenny Inquiries: [email protected] https://t.co/xsGbIcQoNw
vspink @VSPINK
740K Followers 165 Following A flurry of ALL-NEW PINK has arrived. Take off and take on the fun in plush puffers, just-dropped icy hues, and more for all your après-whatever plans.
Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack
1.7M Followers 765 Following 9 years in the NFL. 2 rings. #9years2rings
Victoria's Secret @VictoriasSecret
9.8M Followers 1K Following Have you met the new Victoria’s Secret? https://t.co/AvxTHLxsL4
Grace Helbig @gracehelbig
996K Followers 886 Following Not Too Deep: https://t.co/0FWUeLaExY This Might Get Weird: https://t.co/5OG5phv4JL
kelly oxford @kellyoxford
698K Followers 927 Following Director. Screenwriter. NYT bestselling author. huge fan of your work.
tyler oakley (twitch.... @tyleroakley
4.8M Followers 1K Following probably livestreaming: https://t.co/1hLgLfYgM9 or recording our weekly pop culture podcast: https://t.co/IS3PYf1e9O
Courtney Rubin (@cour... @courtneybrubin
2K Followers 1K Following Freelance writer covering business and wellness for @nytimes @fastcompany @BW Courtney dot Rubin at gmail
Allison Hunter @AllisonSHunter
6K Followers 801 Following Founding partner and literary agent at @trellislit. Bad at Twitter.
Gabby Bernstein @GabbyBernstein
652K Followers 215 Following #1 NYT bestselling author, Dear Gabby podcast, Oprah named, "New thought leader" for the next generation. Get FREE meditations👇👇
The Daily Show @TheDailyShow
8.9M Followers 1K Following Jon Stewart and The Best F**king News Team. Weeknights 11/10c on @ComedyCentral. Next day on @paramountplus. New episodes September 8th!
Sorry Not Sorry @BlunttBitchhh
29K Followers 162 Following •learning to be twenty something ♡☪☯♫☻ free verse poet addicted to alliteration • flower child • clean eating • kittens & filthy bass drops ♒️
Chelsea Peretti @chelseaperetti
1.3M Followers 2K Following One of the Greats. Brooklyn Nine Nine. Music on all streaming. Suki in Sing 2. She/her/model https://t.co/HYHFFeNb87
Ben Schwartz @rejectedjokes
1.2M Followers 859 Following Tix for improv tour shows at https://t.co/BfAqa2o7Hy New Merch at https://t.co/kTyLGqnJo7. Sonic 4 coming in 2027.
The Onion @TheOnion
11.1M Followers 7 Following America's Finest News Source. A @globtetrahedron subsidiary. Get the paper delivered to your door: https://t.co/jJP2Apbhe8
Mr. Men Little Miss @MrMenOfficial
11K Followers 7K Following Tweets are by the humans inside Tickle HQ. Working in the same office as Mr. Greedy can be a nightmare. Expect fun and a forever empty fridge.
roxane gay @rgay
769K Followers 2K Following I write books like Bad Feminist. Forthcoming: Opinions, How to Be Heard, Year I Learned Everything. Newsletter: The Audacity. 🐘 she/her
Perez Hilton @PerezHilton
5.2M Followers 556 Following This is the account for https://t.co/3bay4K5b89. For the man himself, follow @ThePerezHilton For booking inquiries, email [email protected]
Mr. Humblebrag @MrHumblebragg
8 Followers 59 Following I am an Ironman winner, a Model, and an Opera singer, but I don't like to talk about it. I just try to live a humble life on my private island.
sass queen @LifeOfAGirlxo
85K Followers 179 Following Coffee obsessed sass queen 👑 $Shay064 Contact:[email protected]
Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane
12.7M Followers 496 Following Go check out my new album "Lush Life: The Lost Sinatra Arrangements" out now!
Scott Disick @ScottDisick
6.1M Followers 23 Following For all inquiries please email [email protected]
Kourtney Kardashian @kourtneykardash
25.5M Followers 54 Following
Kendall @KendallJenner
30.8M Followers 94 Following
Kylie Jenner @KylieJenner
39.1M Followers 918 Following
Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH
23.5M Followers 159 Following Husband, father, random sayer of stuff.
Shit White Girls Say @ShtWhiteGrlsSay
275 Followers 17 Following Like, I can't believe she just said that.