Karen Lillie @Lillipad102
Assoc. prof, w/ PhD & JD. New Englander. 🎶, 📖, history, 🇬🇧 humor. Language policy, law, forensic ling., Indigenous lang. reclamation, juveniles. Words own. Joined October 2009-
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Great way to start today with some of my favorites all playing in a row on the radio. 🎶🎙️
I can think of a sparrow or two.
So much this.
Which is why it was so weird to me that the games was my best section. Almost perfect every time. I hated math and was an English Lit major. 😂
Which is why it was so weird to me that the games was my best section. Almost perfect every time. I hated math and was an English Lit major. 😂
And while the other kitty is now over the 🌈 bridge 😭 , this one is going to be okay. Sick and injured, but ok. Thank goodness.
And while the other kitty is now over the 🌈 bridge 😭 , this one is going to be okay. Sick and injured, but ok. Thank goodness.
Topping today off, one of my family cats had to be put to sleep. Not one of the better days, today.
I did not pass the bar. Feeling all sorts of emotions: mostly anger, embarrassment. Even if you mean well plz don't come at me with the "this doesn't define you" b/c right now it feels like it does. Now, plz excuse me. I have to go tell my kids we're doing it all over again.
I really need the NY BOLE to tell me I passed the Bar, because my 2 yo floofy kitty is likely dying and I don't think I can handle any more bad news this week. Not sure what lesson God would want me to learn from all that badness. Here she is a few weeks ago. 🤍
The fact that people are more willing to wear a mask in zoos to protect animals, but not in hospitals to protect patients shows how badly governments and public health departments are failing.
The fact that people are more willing to wear a mask in zoos to protect animals, but not in hospitals to protect patients shows how badly governments and public health departments are failing.
This puffball went down in my overcrowded with stuff basement this morning and I have yet to see her. Totally unlike her to not make an afternoon (or moreso, dinnertime) appearance. I'm really getting worried. 😔
25 years already. And nothing much has changed. 😢😤
25 years already. And nothing much has changed. 😢😤
Barred and Bearded @RileeDHarrison
19K Followers 4K Following Husband. Dad. Oklahoman. Foodie. Amateur Golfer. Personal Injury Attorney.
Liz Gil @LizCGil
24K Followers 6K Following startup lawyer. dog momager. alum @fenwickwest. @lizcgil.bsky.social. she/her. opinions my own. 🇨🇺🗽🦎
Sean Silverman: Silve.. @BarExamTutor
10K Followers 4K Following Areas of Interest: Law, Logic, Mathematics || For Bar Exam Tutoring Info: [email protected] || For LSAT Tutoring Info: [email protected]
anxiety at law 🤍 @ANXIETYATLAW
11K Followers 1K Following Esq. ⚖️ miserable & magical (swiftie since ‘06)✨she/her 🐈⬛🐈🐈⬛🐈⬛ views are not my employer’s & nothing is legal advice. 🫶🏼
A Tony at Law @TonyRobite
3K Followers 4K Following Former bartender so frustrated with the confusing liquor laws in Utah that I said “screw it” and became a lawyer
Poussey En Bio @420AttyChicago
7K Followers 6K Following Criminal Defense Attorney, Carceral Abolitionist, Culinary Assassin, Cannabis Law, Family Law (Kimber/Kimber/That Bitch) https://t.co/erL38dJr66
Taylor Soule @TaylorOSoule
8K Followers 3K Following New mom. Public Defender @WisconsinSPD. She/her. @IowaLawSchool and @DrakeUniversity alumna. Minnesota-born/Iowa-grown.
Maybell Romero @MaybellRomero
11K Followers 1K Following Assoc. Prof. @TulaneLaw. Crim law/pro, rural legal systems, and sexual assault. Lawtina and FirstGen. Be nice or leave.
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3K Followers 2K Following lawyer (not a cat). all views my own/not my employer’s.
QENNY Boogeyman @AKBrews
30K Followers 19K Following Attorney. #LawTwitter. Iconoclast. Spooky Lawyer. White Sox. Bears. Bulls. Chicago. Costco stan. Curator of spooky and weird things. #LiminalHours
Judge Stephen Dillard @JudgeDillard
33K Followers 8K Following Presiding Judge & 30th Chief Judge @AppealsCourtGA | @SamfordU 1992 - Pres. Emeritus @SamfordAlumni | @MC_Law 1996 | @DukeLaw (LLM 2025) | All views are my own.
JessSaysStuff @jessin_progress
717 Followers 1K Following Knower of food safety facts. Lover of food animal production.🐂🐄🐑🐐🐖🐓First gen lawyer. RT ≠ endorsement. JD ‘23. Opinions my own.
OfficialShannonWLocke @ElLockeLawGroup
4K Followers 5K Following Seeking Justice in the City of Lost Things: Legal takes and typos. San Antonio Criminal Defense #SACriminalDefense #WesternDistrictofTexas
inter (nat)alia @subnominenat
3K Followers 2K Following The Queen of Citations and Mother of Rebuttals. views are my own, except when they are not. (she/her).
Brandon Mayes @HarmlessErr_er
1K Followers 2K Following Washed up Marine aviator, reborn as an Assistant Appellate Defender and wannabe scholar. @unc_law NC COA alum.
Advocate Nick R @nick_advocate
634 Followers 1K Following Lawyer esq. ⚖ 🇵🇷, ADHD, @LegalAidBureau Criminal Defense Unit (He/Him/His)
Fleabag 🪄🎠🃏 @FleainDC
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Brian L. Frye @brianlfrye
16K Followers 6K Following Dogecoin Professor of Law & Grifting @ukcollegeoflaw, securities artist &c. @SECgov describes scholarship as "fanciful." @IpseDixitPod georgecparker.eth
Not Any Use @NotAnyUse
2K Followers 2K Following Lawyer. Corpse law hobbyist. I promise you don’t know me.
Jill @Jillniki
4K Followers 3K Following Nurse. 2L at UIC Law. Mini schnauzer mom. I always need wine and goldfish. I endorse daily donut 🍩 consumption. #Chicagogirl #bekind
Karrie @holtzman_karrie
216 Followers 3K Following
MartinaTony @fcewgg29u03p5Wr
21 Followers 433 Following
Lisa G @littleredvp
734 Followers 2K Following Retired national VP sales and marketing, Certified Gemologist, Bake and cook my little heart out! I adore my adult children. Guardian angels are warriors.
Matthew Hodson @Matthew_Hodson
51K Followers 21K Following Executive Director @aidsmap. Shamelessly #HIV+. These opinions, gym-selfies & choices are mine but you’re welcome to them. #UequalsU (he/him). 🏳️🌈🌱
Bakary Drammeh @ba32591
644 Followers 7K Following
General Austin Miller @GeneralAus5677
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Michael Larson @Mrlarson2007
125 Followers 265 Following Husband to wonderfull wife, JW, software engineer @Microsoft working on @VisualStudio, like helping people
J Michael Hayes MBA J.. @JMichaelHayes1
142 Followers 927 Following Retired College Professor-Consultant- Former Associate at Roosevelt Law Firm
Douglas Collins @douglas1479070
731 Followers 7K Following Living a happiest life because life is just too expensive and I'm very easy goin person ✝️✝️
ultimate kh t. @micha3978
63 Followers 419 Following 💖Making dreams a reality for those in need. I Join me on this 🌟journey of giving and let's make a positive impact together!😇
Greta (Dahley) Mensah @ToshLove4
1K Followers 5K Following Healthcare consultant, researcher, author of Your Healthcare Guide, advocate,immigrant.🇬🇭 (she series) #Research #HealthLiteracy
rotaryphone @rotaryphone79
12 Followers 42 Following
Jacqueline Watkins �.. @Jacquel01343174
2K Followers 5K Following Believe GOD is sovereign!! A PEACE maker (Retired Police Officer) that Stand against the “Status quo.” Advocate of teaching De-escalation techniques to all.
Nandy Twa-twa @tw15174
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Harry Freeman @HarryFreem45180
28 Followers 1K Following freedom💪👑 is the best thing that can happen to a man#freeyourmind🤗🌻#singledad❤️
Joseph R. @JprJoe
63 Followers 808 Following
Winfred Nakaweesi @winfrednakawees
819 Followers 3K Following Daughter, sister, wife. Great love for travel, food and family. Passionate about equitable health care
JulzM22 @JulzM22
180 Followers 251 Following Same handle in the land of fair weather. Love my family, my furbabies, teaching, and the sea.
Amanda Lay @Mandathebelle
1K Followers 6K Following Christ Follower, writer, Toastmaster, Music fan, Movie buff, aunt, daughter, sister, friend, bibliophile,drinker of tea, scones , resister.
Stanley Creech @StanleyCreech1
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Shawna @Shawna170324
15 Followers 195 Following
Steve Magas @OhioBIkeLawyer
2K Followers 4K Following Steve Magas-The Bike Lawyer -protecting cyclists for 40+ years-married the woman of his dreams-Dad-StepDad-Grandpa🚴📷 & Funky🎺 https://t.co/Oi9RnViZvh
Kathy Page @KathyPa12024835
198 Followers 400 Following LOVE JESUS! Married, NO DM's- USA MAGA Love my country, hate when people think they have the right to come here and tell us how to run it. GO BACK HOME!
Tina’s tweets! 😎 @curleycat248
606 Followers 1K Following Avid motorcyclist; enjoy cooking; photography; Love music, love humor, self proclaimed foodie.
NM Banker and cynophi.. @NM_is_the_place
3K Followers 4K Following My opinions, not my employer's. Connector, mentor, speaker, commercial banker, choral singer, cyclist (road, mostly), smoker of brisket, ribs, pork belly, more
Disorderly and Sassy .. @Tisladyinred
1K Followers 3K Following "Enough is Enough", Stop DV NOW!🍷, friends & 🐶 Murphy. Proud West Aust & WCE tragic. ANTI LNP/Murdoch mob. DM means I block you.
Melissa McKnight @RightyMelissa
103 Followers 544 Following
Ivan Ihor Valdim @IgorIvan
12 Followers 485 Following Тільки мертві бачили кінець війни, а є війна, яка закінчить усі війни 🇺🇦🪖❤️ Лейтенант ЗСУ Спецназу🎖⚔️
Trybenleap @trybenleap
1 Followers 28 Following
Ted Fujimoto 💡 @tedfujimoto
99K Followers 92K Following Co-CEO AsterAlpine Capital. Managing Dir EF International Advisors. Co-Founded @NewTechNetwork. Married to @Unleighshed
ashleigh 🌼 @ashleighkm95
153 Followers 612 Following 🌿 28 - She/Her - Pākehā/Māori - Autistic ✨ Christian ✝️ - Working in Traffic Management 🌿 🌿 Mental Health SURVIVOR 🌿
Dr. Ellen Andersen @politicablue
968 Followers 2K Following UVM political scientist. I teach/study/write about American politics, constitutional law, social movements, LGBTQ rights, and disability.
dead flower in a pot @deadflowerpot
130 Followers 988 Following
Cails22187 @charlie28287
425 Followers 5K Following Views my own. Legal Aid 🔥 #whitefolkwork #reperationsnow #BELIEVEBLACKWOMEN #STREATTeam #CARENOTCAGES ♓
TMG @teacher_mom_gma
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Attorney Miranda @attorneymiranda
272 Followers 390 Following TX Attorney! #CriminalDefense #FamilyLaw #EstatePlanning [email protected]
Ryan Stuart @RyanAStuart1
114 Followers 364 Following Husband/Father-University of Kentucky J.D Candidate 2023-Utah State University Alumni
isarahbie @SariMerryPotter
99 Followers 589 Following Musician, romantic, poet, painter, and lover of peace work and a spirit of activism!
Are Snow @aresnow60
109 Followers 64 Following
Frozen Bookworm @eroberysnyc
68 Followers 542 Following Usually high, reading a book, covered in dog hair. trekkie/whovian/sci-fi nerd and politics junkie. one blue cabin in a sea of red. Fuck Cancer 🖖 IDIC she/her
Barred and Bearded @RileeDHarrison
19K Followers 4K Following Husband. Dad. Oklahoman. Foodie. Amateur Golfer. Personal Injury Attorney.
Liz Gil @LizCGil
24K Followers 6K Following startup lawyer. dog momager. alum @fenwickwest. @lizcgil.bsky.social. she/her. opinions my own. 🇨🇺🗽🦎
Sean Silverman: Silve.. @BarExamTutor
10K Followers 4K Following Areas of Interest: Law, Logic, Mathematics || For Bar Exam Tutoring Info: [email protected] || For LSAT Tutoring Info: [email protected]
Melissa Stewart @LissaJoStewart
14K Followers 1K Following Civil Rights Lawyer | Drag is not a crime | 🏳🌈 | [email protected] | she/they
Elie Mystal @ElieNYC
518K Followers 5K Following Justice Correspondent: @thenation. Alfred Knobler Fellow: @typemediacenter Str:12 Dex:8 Con:15 Int:13 Wis:10 Char:14 Author: Allow Me To Retort
Andrew Kinsey @KinseyAndrew
11K Followers 1K Following Nobody special. Just a lawyer with a family. Oxford comma advocate. SFF fan. Hobby woodworker, baker, and gardener. He/Him.
anxiety at law 🤍 @ANXIETYATLAW
11K Followers 1K Following Esq. ⚖️ miserable & magical (swiftie since ‘06)✨she/her 🐈⬛🐈🐈⬛🐈⬛ views are not my employer’s & nothing is legal advice. 🫶🏼
Alyssa Leader @alittleleader
35K Followers 3K Following public defender for kids and grown-ups | Cajun far from home | can guess your taylor swift era | she/her
Raffi Melkonian @RMFifthCircuit
66K Followers 3K Following Appellate lawyer at Wright, Close & Barger in Houston, with a Fifth Circuit and TX appellate practice. So-called Dean, #appellatetwitter (banner from Art Lien)
🏃♀️⚖️ @CanPanicNow
17K Followers 2K Following
KSV @KSVesq
39K Followers 902 Following Founder @risepointsearch. Mother of Dragons. Color commentary for @steve_vladeck. Tweets my own and almost certainly sarcastic.
A Tony at Law @TonyRobite
3K Followers 4K Following Former bartender so frustrated with the confusing liquor laws in Utah that I said “screw it” and became a lawyer
Taylor Soule @TaylorOSoule
8K Followers 3K Following New mom. Public Defender @WisconsinSPD. She/her. @IowaLawSchool and @DrakeUniversity alumna. Minnesota-born/Iowa-grown.
Maybell Romero @MaybellRomero
11K Followers 1K Following Assoc. Prof. @TulaneLaw. Crim law/pro, rural legal systems, and sexual assault. Lawtina and FirstGen. Be nice or leave.
Hannah @hannnahmmarie
21K Followers 1K Following civil rights lawyer | no rights without remedies | words mostly on PACER
not your lawyer @schizesq
7K Followers 954 Following trial attorney | first time mom | bourbon drinker | nothing here is endorsed by my employer
Karl's Girlfriend @nomoreevictions
7K Followers 2K Following Eviction Defense Attorney. Abolitionist. Dog Girlfriend. No legal advice to see here. #DetroitEvictionDefense #NationalLawyersGuild
Sara Warf @SaraBWarf
11K Followers 1K Following Law Prof @unc_law (research & writing + clerkship writing). Former appellate clerk & atty. she/her. Likes: pockets on dresses. Dislikes: surprise driveway tubs.
Steven A. Hill @sahillJD
495 Followers 617 Following Atty.: Lic. in U.S., Engl. & Wales. (non-practicing in E&W) B.S.E.E., M.S., J.D.; 3D Print hobbyist. A.I. student (law & tech.); Honoring @TG22110 #BLM
Not Any Use @NotAnyUse
2K Followers 2K Following Lawyer. Corpse law hobbyist. I promise you don’t know me.
Sui Generous @to_judgment
1K Followers 2K Following Tolerance is not weakness. Named “internet smart guy” by rando trolls. Book-hugger.
Ish Aderonmu @LegalishCA
4K Followers 3K Following Policy Advisor | @MagAwards-winning writer | Access to Justice | strictly personal views
fundy @funderlaw
5K Followers 5K Following Part time Divorce and Criminal law attorney full time husband of @parkerlawyer
✨Mads✨ @madsslovee
2K Followers 2K Following Madi. she/her.🏳️🌈. bay area. probably complaining or raving 💃
Jessica K. Lowe @jessicaklowe
2K Followers 5K Following Author/Historian; @UVALaw prof on leave; PhD @Princeton, JD @Harvard_Law, + @YaleDivSchool. OH/KY native. Founders, history of crime/pun, law/religion US South.
Matthew Hodson @Matthew_Hodson
51K Followers 21K Following Executive Director @aidsmap. Shamelessly #HIV+. These opinions, gym-selfies & choices are mine but you’re welcome to them. #UequalsU (he/him). 🏳️🌈🌱
J Michael Hayes MBA J.. @JMichaelHayes1
142 Followers 927 Following Retired College Professor-Consultant- Former Associate at Roosevelt Law Firm
Graham nash @GrahamNwill
2K Followers 69 Following it’s terrifying to open your heart to what the world can show you; and sometimes it's incredibly beautiful, and I'll take both.#Do the right thing!
Jacqueline Watkins �.. @Jacquel01343174
2K Followers 5K Following Believe GOD is sovereign!! A PEACE maker (Retired Police Officer) that Stand against the “Status quo.” Advocate of teaching De-escalation techniques to all.
Steve Magas @OhioBIkeLawyer
2K Followers 4K Following Steve Magas-The Bike Lawyer -protecting cyclists for 40+ years-married the woman of his dreams-Dad-StepDad-Grandpa🚴📷 & Funky🎺 https://t.co/Oi9RnViZvh
Disorderly and Sassy .. @Tisladyinred
1K Followers 3K Following "Enough is Enough", Stop DV NOW!🍷, friends & 🐶 Murphy. Proud West Aust & WCE tragic. ANTI LNP/Murdoch mob. DM means I block you.
NM Banker and cynophi.. @NM_is_the_place
3K Followers 4K Following My opinions, not my employer's. Connector, mentor, speaker, commercial banker, choral singer, cyclist (road, mostly), smoker of brisket, ribs, pork belly, more
Tina’s tweets! 😎 @curleycat248
606 Followers 1K Following Avid motorcyclist; enjoy cooking; photography; Love music, love humor, self proclaimed foodie.
JulzM22 @JulzM22
180 Followers 251 Following Same handle in the land of fair weather. Love my family, my furbabies, teaching, and the sea.
TMG @teacher_mom_gma
72 Followers 112 Following
isarahbie @SariMerryPotter
99 Followers 589 Following Musician, romantic, poet, painter, and lover of peace work and a spirit of activism!
Ryan Stuart @RyanAStuart1
114 Followers 364 Following Husband/Father-University of Kentucky J.D Candidate 2023-Utah State University Alumni
Attorney Miranda @attorneymiranda
272 Followers 390 Following TX Attorney! #CriminalDefense #FamilyLaw #EstatePlanning [email protected]
There you go @heretoday441
381 Followers 2K Following Beware of following. My next tweet can be porn or cute puppy dogs.
Frozen Bookworm @eroberysnyc
68 Followers 542 Following Usually high, reading a book, covered in dog hair. trekkie/whovian/sci-fi nerd and politics junkie. one blue cabin in a sea of red. Fuck Cancer 🖖 IDIC she/her
shelly anderson @claws72
71 Followers 497 Following Native & Loving Life 😘. PLEASE Absolutely NO NUDES !! I’m here to watch n comment on tv shows or what I FIND INTERESTING!
Ericka @Erickasicina
5 Followers 48 Following
Bibliophiliacs @Bibliophiliacs
656 Followers 2K Following Mom, booklover, bi/pansexual, settler, #BLM, trans rights, lefty pinko. She/they. Blue hair and pronouns. No TERFs, no SWERFs, bigots get a block.
Moveable Garden @MoveableG
129 Followers 1K Following gardens, pollinators, field trips, nature, outdoors, trails, hiking, planting, botany, medical research, health, Covid19. @[email protected] [email protected]
Melanie Kalmanson @MelKalEsq
1K Followers 1K Following Commercial Litigation (FL & DC) | @FSUCollegeofLaw Adjunct ⚖️ Rescue Mom 🐾 Blog: @FLDeathPenalty | Bylines: @HuffPost @slate @heraldoped | Views mine.
Robin E Ruiz PhD @DrRobinERuiz1
453 Followers 1K Following Education Visionary, Researcher, PhD in Ed, Learning, Instruction, and Innovation, Social Change @teacherparent @DawsonAdel
Sydney @sydlovesspuds
2K Followers 777 Following this Barbie is a public defender and runner and greyhound mom and lover of iced lattes year-round. “The sun comes up & now you have a chance again”🌻
ThatLazyLawyer @mahaprasadnand5
330 Followers 1K Following Just another Pant Suit lawyer with some knowledge in international finance law, corporate law, tax law, startup law. Pol Ideology: Common Sense . jay jagganath
JH (moving to NYC) @writeclimbrun
49K Followers 54K Following writer. fae legal counselor. aphantasiac.
Readergeek @reader_geek
1K Followers 3K Following Mom. Wife. Gamer. Nerd. Mod. Wordsmith. MSLIS Bookwyrm. ADHD/OCD. Level 42 Soc Justice multiclass. Language & coffee = important. I wanna understand. She/Her.
SPC_Law @SeanPC_
612 Followers 3K Following #Gators 🐊🐊 #Braves 🍾🥂 #BuffaloBills 🦬 #Lawyer #Elitelawyer #JMLS #ProchoiceforallALL #Independent #whathappenedtocivility https://t.co/mPYIwWI6n8
Artisanal Chocolate @artisanalchoco
530 Followers 5K Following #Catholic; #Prolife #Teacher and #chocolatier
ani.r.u.ok? @aaniiruok
108 Followers 118 Following from turtle island to palestine, our liberation is intertwined 🍉
Rooted @RootedGround7
37 Followers 183 Following Lover of Christ, devoted God servants, leading with wisdom, learning with humility, loving, kindness and charitable in giving.
Aaron Winder, Esq. @AaronWinder702
321 Followers 762 Following Still asking why to damn near everything.
Arthur Benson @ArthurKC
2K Followers 4K Following Civil Rights Lawyer and former Kansas City School Board Member. Decades long atty for Planned P. Deleted my FB acct — too evil for me — and decamped to here. 💙
Michael Barnett @MichaelBarnett
499 Followers 2K Following Gubmint lawyer shitposting about law and Magic: the Gathering. Not the guy from that one true-crime doc. I don't own these views and neither should my employer.
between.the.words @betweenwords_
106 Followers 1K Following Hi, It's me: @betweenthewords. My account was hacked & I can’t access it. art | museums | books | music | | PhD-ing | Generative AI and LLMs | Cybersecurity
Carolina Cuellar Colm.. @Wzrd_of_Lnlynss
938 Followers 828 Following Covering South Arizona for @AZLuminaria | formerly @TPRNews| Contact me at [email protected] | 🇨🇴
Annie Grace 💎♿(s.. @LungForAnnie
617 Followers 3K Following "We are all here to help each other. When we are together, we can achieve anything" * no porn please * lung to survive Here we love everyone equally #BLM
@historyinmemes Girl realizes that she can sing like a Disney princess
I just need to go on a drive with someone to clear my head and talk about life
Can anyone explain to me why every camp form asks for the contact information of my child's doctor? Call 911 if it's an emergency or else call me. What are you going to do—make an appointment for my child for next month?
Because of my anger, I am worried (well, more worried than usual) I am going to just snap at someone, or say the wrong thing, or burst into tears. I’m sure some of you know that feeling of strong emotuons being right there behind your face and in your chest.
In other news…he’s changed position just once since eight o’clock this morning…(and we don’t have a cat).
A glimmer of hope this morning….(the noun appeared in English in the 1580s, from the earlier verb, via Dutch or Norse, from a ProtoGermanic word for brightness which is also the origin of ‘glamour’)
Whoa.
“"In a first-ever human clinical trial of four adult patients, an mRNA cancer vaccine developed at the University of Florida quickly reprogrammed the immune system to attack glioblastoma, the most aggressive and lethal brain tumor." Stunning
Thread of surreal sculpture details 🧵 1. Water flowing over toes
One big misconception I encounter a lot wrt sex offense registries is that there is "the" registry. There's fifty plus, and federal law as well, and they're all different, and hyper-technical. Even inadvertent "failures" to comply are felony offenses in many places.
Some people on the internet will literally ask me to drop the address of the house I just tried to buy, as if I should have absolutely no safety-related qualms about sharing exactly where I’ve looked/am looking
Dental hygienist: you have to floss more. stop drinking so much coffee and tea. You CANNOT go on living like this Dentist: (holding my jaw to inspect it like a prized horse) yup lookin good
having hobbies is awesome, I crocheted this wine bag in an hour
God forbid women have hobbies
Woman in front of me at the Phillies game is on Instagram DMing the unmarried players.
Affordable housing
Name something from the past we need to bring back?
@kattenbarge I love what she said in her book. “If I was too unhealthy to handle my own money, how was I healthy enough to be performing?”
Male celebrities are allowed to be addicted to every substance known to man, be violent to everyone around them, be terrible fathers, go broke, and be all of the above simultaneously without anyone ever suggesting they need their rights or autonomy taken away. Gee, wonder why
If Britney Spears needs a conservatorship, I’ve got a laundry list of male celebrities who need them even more. But weirdly no one ever says male celebrities need to be put in conservatorships. I wonder why
We are at the M3 Rock Festival and I’m so stoked to see @deesnider I might die. PS you know you’re old enough to enjoy an 80s rock show when the seats make your back hurt. 😂
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