Lindsie Emerson @LindsieLlama
Instagram: @lindsiellama Madison WI Joined July 2009-
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@Miles127001 turned 21 yesterday! And thank you(((((:
Lindsie Emerson retweeted
The first step to getting what you want is having the courage to get rid of what you don't.
I want to fuck your brain. Like I want your brain inside my vagina.
What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?
The town of Columbus has a lot of stoops with toilets on them
My hands smell like Elmer`s glue and I don't know why. But now I'm the weird girl in the back of the bus who won't stop smelling her hands.
It's hard not to be self-righteous when you're right all the time.
She used to be pretty. Now she's pretty fucked up
Live vicariously through me. I promise you'll have a great time.
Why are we so quick to blame? What is the attraction in that?
Lindsie Emerson retweeted
#NewCommandment Thou shalt wine her. Thou shalt dine her. Thou shalt 69 her.
If your life revolves around your bf or anyone else but yourself.. you're doing it FUCKING WRONG.
How I picture food diaries: Dear Diary, Today I had a turkey sandwich and it was AMAZING
Can you please get your head out of your ass? It's not a hat
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