𝕃𝕍𝕆 @LittleVodkaOwl
824 years old & thriving | My cat is plotting your murder | https://t.co/R2JgqPqUcJ linktr.ee/littlevodkaowl… The Forest🌲 Joined April 2017-
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It's Mummified Monday! For science.
Last night was our annual elementary school talent show, and my 9 yr daughter performed to a #TaylorSwift song while in blue glow suit. She came up with the concept, dance moves,etc. 💗
He loves all of me, even this one wild grey hair that has decided to sprout wings and fly on the top of my head....
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Does self-care include chokeslamming a few people?
We are all gonna die.
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Mansplaining the proper way to make Snoopy snow cones to my sister in the early 80’s. #OnceAnAssholeAlwaysAnAsshole
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I’m gonna do what makes me fucking happy, and then I’m gonna do it on repeat.
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Twitter during that Bronco chase would have been gold
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I love women because they are either thinking about skincare or death
@LittleVodkaOwl One of the more recent and most famous. ‘Ötzi the Iceman’.
@LittleVodkaOwl Please don't bash me. This photo is posted in jest. Just trying to be funny.
@LittleVodkaOwl I heart you I was off my game today!
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Who plays your parents in your biopic?
Who plays your parents in your biopic?
Get the fuck outside and get some sun, ya bitch.
I'm making cornbread for 8 people... also what I'd call my serving size
Hell is just a grocery store full of people you know.
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@LittleVodkaOwl @taylorswift13 🥰aww that's really cool, you must be so proud!
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