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Lockdown Cyclist @LockdownCyclist

Journalist (fake positive reviews for cash - goods also accepted). Keen driver. Joined August 2020
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Lockdown Cyclist @LockdownCyclist

a month ago

Bleurgh… I just updated the Netflix app. Now it’s as ugly and nasty as the Amazon Prime app. What were they thinking…?

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Lockdown Cyclist @LockdownCyclist

3 months ago

I don’t really want an electric car right now. Can I have the £3750 towards a Brompton G Line electric and some nice bags to go with it? (Medium white.)

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Lockdown Cyclist @LockdownCyclist

11 months ago

Today, this is stuck in my head. Can’t shift it. But, it’s a good song, so it’s all good… Lone Justice - Shelter youtu.be/jvo9MbTkUbE?si… via @YouTube

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Pudsey Pedaller @PudseyPedaller

a year ago

Schrödinger's Cyclist: - Riding a child's toy - Riding something so dangerous it needs a license, insurance, registration, training, PPE, tax, a roadworthiness test, and the same road rules that HGV drivers must abide by.

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Lockdown Cyclist @LockdownCyclist

2 years ago

Oh no… my free trial on strava has just expired. I didn’t know I had one. Well, at least it confirms that it isn’t worth me subscribing.

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Lockdown Cyclist @LockdownCyclist

2 years ago

It was really nice today. I finished work at 5 - on time for the first time in months - and it was still light! Looking forward to brighter days!

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Lockdown Cyclist @LockdownCyclist

2 years ago

Another excellent Twitter ad from Half a dozen ladies (supposedly). She is 200m, 300m, 500m and 1000m away from me. And waiting apparently.

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Lockdown Cyclist @LockdownCyclist

2 years ago

The standards of ads on Twitter has really gone through the floor lately. Just ask Elizabeth, Mary and Maria (and the half a dozen others I can’t remember…).

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Lockdown Cyclist @LockdownCyclist

2 years ago

Amazon to make Amazon Prime Video worse by inserting ads. And then selling you solution. Ha ha ha… I guess they need all the money they can get after that Rings of Power crap. Welcome Amazon Prime Video viewers, to the world of egregious micro transactions!

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Lockdown Cyclist @LockdownCyclist

2 years ago

These new Vector SR speed cameras sound pretty impressive!

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Duncan Porter @misterduncan

2 years ago

This is a really good short video on why taxing cyclists is very silly and how motorists are actually subsidised by cyclists. I can see this being shared a lot on Twitter 👌 Great work @laportemedia! youtube.com/watch?v=Wjv8WQ…

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Lockdown Cyclist @LockdownCyclist

2 years ago

I don’t know what an X Token is. But about 200 “people” want to tell me about it every day.

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Lockdown Cyclist @LockdownCyclist

2 years ago

Maybe instead of wearing bright yellow bibs with hi-viz stripes, cyclists wore bibs with WhatsApp and instagram logos, drivers might see them better.

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Lockdown Cyclist @LockdownCyclist

2 years ago

We seem to live in a world of absolutes. - all cyclists go through red lights. - it’s impossible to transport a fridge freezer by bike. This must mean that all driverists are fly tippers who dump their trash everywhere. Thats how it works, right…? Oh dear.

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Lockdown Cyclist @LockdownCyclist

2 years ago

I learned something new today. If a driver is going too fast & a driver pulls out from a side road and there’s a crash - it’s the driver who pulled out at fault If a cyclist is going too fast & a driver pulls out from a side road and there’s a crash - it’s the cyclists fault.

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Brent Toderian @BrentToderian

2 years ago

Next time someone tries arguing that it’s “social engineering” (cue ominous music) to give people CHOICES to walk, bike & take public transit, tell them that designing our current car DEPENDENCY has been the largest & most damaging social engineering experiment in human history.

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Lockdown Cyclist @LockdownCyclist

2 years ago

So, will everyone still be pretending to care about the football tomorrow?

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Lockdown Cyclist @LockdownCyclist

2 years ago

I made it. 131 miles. Now… chips!

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Lockdown Cyclist @LockdownCyclist

2 years ago

70 miles down. 60 to go. Hope I make it to the Docking chip shop before it closes. Want cod, chips, spring roll and a cream soda…

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