Hannah @LonghornHaffy

Snark & Schadenfreude in copious quantities. #HookEm 🤘🏼 TEXAS Joined December 2009

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Geoff Ketchum @gkketch

5 days ago

Random note about Uncle Peyton. In his first career start against a Top 10 team, Peyton Manning completed 10 of 18 passes for 138 yards and two interceptions. 97.7 rating. Vols lost that day at home 17-13. He turned out just fine.

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Jacob (Detty) Detamore - Ticket (sort of) spare @Kips_Big_Boy

6 days ago

@censoredhorn @blinkinriley I saw a Texas team, with almost an entirely new set of offensive personnel, make a long list of mistakes with said new personnel. It was too many, but it happens in an opener.

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Still Locked In. ⭕️⚡️ @SwitchEmDownLR

6 days ago

@slightflexlex And our o line is still dogshit 💔

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Will @Will_cal

6 days ago

@LonghornHaffy Here ya go. Our second half vs y’all’s. I’ll post it since I ain’t gonna cherry pick it. I stand by what I said. Yall are losing to Florida, OU, Georgia, and possibly even aTm. Cry to your mom about it.

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Kacy Clemens @KClemens21

6 days ago

I feel for Arch. I know what it’s like to play with a legacy last name… it’s hard. But I guarantee you he will come on top. It’s in his blood! 🤘

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Hannah @LonghornHaffy

6 days ago

Good or bad, the beauty of playing an early kick is being able to freely laugh at all the chodes in your mentions when things go south for them. 😂

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Chance Mock @ChanceMock

6 days ago

Today’s outcome sucked. I get why people are frustrated. But calm down. Grab a margarita. I trust this team and can’t wait to see how they respond over the next couple of weeks. It’s all still in front of them. This is not a 4 alarm 🔥, it’s not even a 1 alarm 🔥.

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Hannah @LonghornHaffy

6 days ago

Pre-season “strength of schedules” are apparently as bogus as the rankings themselves. 😆

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Hannah @LonghornHaffy

6 days ago

“Man… Arch Manning really sucked on that one!” —Casuals Worldwide

They Calling Us “New Bama” @Doc_Texas

6 days ago

“Man… Arch Manning really sucked on that one!” —Casuals Worldwide https://t.co/JueaiH1f4F

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Hannah @LonghornHaffy

6 days ago

Dear Aggie, The definition of “game defining” is a call the outright impacts the overall result. We were down 0-14 at the time of that “missed call”. Take a seat, sir. And in a he meantime, learn some ball.

DuckEmDon🥷🥷 @burn3racc0unt13

6 days ago

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Hannah @LonghornHaffy

6 days ago

I’m not necessarily blaming the game on the defense. I’m blaming it on penalties. Football…as I trust you know… is much more nuanced than that.

Owen Costello @horns_talk

6 days ago

I’m not necessarily blaming the game on the defense. I’m blaming it on penalties. Football…as I trust you know… is much more nuanced than that.

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Hannah @LonghornHaffy

6 days ago

This poor, poor soul…. Must be a noob.

Hannah @LonghornHaffy

6 days ago

This poor, poor soul…. Must be a noob. https://t.co/wxSHzJhsRd

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Hannah @LonghornHaffy

6 days ago

For all the Arch Haters— It was definitely….TOTALLY… his fault that our defense committed critical penalties that resulted in a game defining TD. Please form an orderly queue and turn in your fan card.

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Amanda Atwell @AmandaMAtwell

6 days ago

Yall don’t get to celebrate that TD if you’ve been tweeting bullshit

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Hannah @LonghornHaffy

6 days ago

Contrary to popular belief, today was NOT the real test for Arch— It’s how he responds in the coming weeks that will define him. Onward…and Hook’Em. 🤘🏼