Longhorn Humor @LonghornHumor
Jeans, boots, & burnt orange, y'all. Note: This is a parody account. Not affiliated with @UTAustin. Email: [email protected] longhornhumor.com Austin, Texas Joined June 2012-
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Manning would’ve punched it in from the 1 yard line. Yeah, I said it.
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Timothée Chalamet goes with his "movie dad" Matthew McConaughey and picks Texas to win the SEC title game.
Justice for Bevo 🐂
And it’s goodbye to A&M… Longhorns win 17-7 🤘
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