Longhorn Humor @LonghornHumor
Jeans, boots, & burnt orange, y'all. Note: This is a parody account. Not affiliated with @UTAustin. Email: [email protected] longhornhumor.com Austin, Texas Joined June 2012-
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It’s 8:10pm and OU still sucks!
😭 😭 😭
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retweet if you love winning 🏆🤘 #HookEm
Hook ‘em! 🤘🤘🤘
Ready for another ass-whoopin’, Aggies? Daddy is back 👋
Ready for another ass-whoopin’, Aggies? Daddy is back 👋
Thank God I was born a Texas Longhorn > Dixieland Delight
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Sugar Bowl bound 🤘 Texas vs. Washington Sugar Bowl | New Orleans, LA January 1, 2024 @CFBPlayoff x @SugarBowlNola
When you get out of church and see the news that we’re in the College Football Playoffs 🤘🤘🤘
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Longhorns have a conference title that Georgia doesn't have and a 10 point win at Bama Texas should 100% be a CFB Playoff lock right now 🤘
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Don’t get shit twisted @CFBPlayoff
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Texas officially announces the hire of Miami Dolphins assistant DL coach Kenny Baker as the replacement for Bo Davis. "What a privilege and honor it is to come to Austin and be part of the Longhorn Football program and this great university," said Baker in a statement released…
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WE’RE SOOOO FUCKING BACKKKKK
MOOOOOD 🤘 #HookEm | @McConaughey
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The mission continues 🤘
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