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How to tell if a Pho restaurant is good: - one guy screaming across a restaurant to sit anywhere - plastic cups from 2001 - ran thru bottle of sriracha - comes out almost immediately - decor that makes no sense - has numbers in the restaurant name
They will literally say **ANYTHING**.
They will literally say **ANYTHING**.
Trump: "I want to do business deals while in office and suspend the Constitution to go after my enemies." Trump opponents: "He wants to do business deals while in office and suspend the Constitution to go after his enemies." MAGAs: "Trump Derangement Syndrome!"
For the 1000th time, if they were Russian assets, what would they do differently?
For the 1000th time, if they were Russian assets, what would they do differently?
ICE agents are such fragile flowers that they must hide their faces while judges who sentence cartel members to life imprisonment, FBI agents who testify in court against cartel members, street cops arresting drug dealers, US Marshalls taking down murderers, none of them are…
ICE agents are such fragile flowers that they must hide their faces while judges who sentence cartel members to life imprisonment, FBI agents who testify in court against cartel members, street cops arresting drug dealers, US Marshalls taking down murderers, none of them are…
@MELANIATRUMP better speak with your husband.
are we all about to die?
Not just that, but this can never be allowed to happen in reverse. There's no scenario in which Obama or Biden or the 2028 Dem nominee refers to Alabama or Mississippi as hellholes and it isn't a five-alarm fire of controversy and scandal and faux-outrage across the board.
Not just that, but this can never be allowed to happen in reverse. There's no scenario in which Obama or Biden or the 2028 Dem nominee refers to Alabama or Mississippi as hellholes and it isn't a five-alarm fire of controversy and scandal and faux-outrage across the board.
Jesus Christ. If your credit isn’t frozen at all three bureaus, I would strongly consider doing that now.
Jesus Christ. If your credit isn’t frozen at all three bureaus, I would strongly consider doing that now.
I will never cease being shocked that millions of Americans think it's normal for the commander in chief to talk like a nine-year-old with a behavioral disorder
The amount of Republican gaslighting that depends on people not knowing how a calendar works is astounding.
The amount of Republican gaslighting that depends on people not knowing how a calendar works is astounding.
Never forget that Trump’s campaign manager, deputy campaign manager, National Security Advisor, foreign policy advisor and political consultant were all convicted of felonies. Different juries, different judges, different venues. Trump hired a bunch of criminals and they were…
Never forget that Trump’s campaign manager, deputy campaign manager, National Security Advisor, foreign policy advisor and political consultant were all convicted of felonies. Different juries, different judges, different venues. Trump hired a bunch of criminals and they were…
This administration brags about corporate welfare, cronyism, and corruption. They are the enemies of liberty and prosperity.
This administration brags about corporate welfare, cronyism, and corruption. They are the enemies of liberty and prosperity.
What’s becoming very clear is that this administration has declared a war on data and stats across the board - from employment to crime to vaccines etc - as part of their nihilistically authoritarian goal of both misleading and numbing Americans into fascism.
I finally figured out what @DanaPerino is telling us here: It's okay to be a deranged narcissistic sociopath like @realDonaldTrump, and it's okay to tweet like a deranged narcissistic sociopath like @realDonaldTrump if, in fact, you are a deranged narcissistic sociopath like…
I finally figured out what @DanaPerino is telling us here: It's okay to be a deranged narcissistic sociopath like @realDonaldTrump, and it's okay to tweet like a deranged narcissistic sociopath like @realDonaldTrump if, in fact, you are a deranged narcissistic sociopath like…
Trump is a cartoon of what we on R side often falsely accused the left of being. He is pro-Putin, believes in a police state, constantly putting the heavy hand of government on private sector, supports tariff and is against free trade. He’s a billionaire upper East side trust…
Trump is a cartoon of what we on R side often falsely accused the left of being. He is pro-Putin, believes in a police state, constantly putting the heavy hand of government on private sector, supports tariff and is against free trade. He’s a billionaire upper East side trust…
This should be totally uncontroversial. If you want a taxpayer-funded gun, show your face. Masked, plainclothes officers accosting people is not the mark of a healthy society. One of these days, it won't end well.
This should be totally uncontroversial. If you want a taxpayer-funded gun, show your face. Masked, plainclothes officers accosting people is not the mark of a healthy society. One of these days, it won't end well.
1. We have normalized having a toddler in the White House who types in caps and uses random quote marks. ("HOTTEST"?). How is any of the below normal? How are we okay with this? 2. He wants to celebrate our current country in a museum? His brain is too broken to understand what a…
1. We have normalized having a toddler in the White House who types in caps and uses random quote marks. ("HOTTEST"?). How is any of the below normal? How are we okay with this? 2. He wants to celebrate our current country in a museum? His brain is too broken to understand what a…
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